Let's play a game of "guess the battle". Give a short and vague description of the battle...

>man that battle ended horribly i guess ill keep doing it untill i succeed
(if your up to date with Veeky Forums memes this is an easy one)

That italian battle that i forgot the name

ooooo I like riddles. ok ok ok!

guess this one.

I lay here across your borders at an axis.
There are those who are allies and others who are fascist.
In the Forest I was fought, in the bitter cold.
And on January 16, my battle was a month old.

Battle of the Isonzo prob

battle of the Ardennes ezpz

Cannae?

>battle of the Ardennes
Correctomundo

cav decided chasing routers was more important than winning the battle, opponents survive to win the war and depose the King

It was probably the largest battle in history before WW1, and without a doubt the largest MODERN battle before WW1.

Naseby?

battle of leipzig?

Gettysburg?

both correct

yup. Good ol' Rupert channeling Antiochus

No, but that's second.
Not even in the top ten.

diarrhea on a hill.

>Be Russian
>Be cut to 1m^3 cubical blocks

Gettysburg

Six days' campaign?

>be me
>hungry for a sandwich
>so I hammer and anvil the other guys

>MUH ELEPHANTS
>loses

>my wife died so your a trator now oh shit I lost

punic wars

>decimate the enemy scouting party
>think it was the main force
>celebrate and get drunk
>the main force attacks you while you're drunk
>panic
>drown

>"the fighting had lasted no longer than a hungry man needed to eat his lunch."

Kapyong? If so then it was a joint effort between Canadians and Aussies

>outnumber enemy 6 to 1
>easy victory
>nope.jpg
>muddy field
>horses in plate stir up ground
>Gets shit wrecked by starving bowmen

Agincourt?

You could just write >muh longbowmen

i need to know this

>lel torpedoes

Second battle of Ypres?

Almost everything the mongols did

>Roll up! Roll up! Four gold shillings for every brick you pull down!

This sounds very familiar

Yeah I was a bit too vague, I was thinking battle of carrhae.

One side builds a shitton of earthworks, gets btfo, loses its only good general and leaves the field, still proclaims victory

Battle of trenton?
Zama

Battle of Mobile Bay

Battle of the Golden Stirrups

hard mode

>outnumbered by the enemy 15 to 1
>lines almost completely broken everytime but were saved by reserve cavalry plugging the weak point of the flank each time
>request the friendly reinforcement to come in small contingent one by one to trick the enemy of the actual troop numbers
>after weeks of enemy exhaustion cut off their retreat line decimate 45% of the entire army

>gets defeated by his own tactics

that is way too vague and could apply to almost any battle.

Battle of the Isonzo Vol. 1-12

The original idea was Battle of Hong Kong

That Austrian battle where they fought each other?

1st Manassas?

maritsa

Ding ding.
Adding the last line i planned (turks shitposting endlessly about it) would have been a dead giveaway.

>100,000 vs 100,000
one side loses 1/2 of their men, the other less than 1/10th

Nope

Im gonna assume this was hannibal and Scipio africanus?

>muh hre
>muh 3 emperors

>muh walls
>muh cannons

and then it was the jews all along

>lay siege to shit city of foreigners
>heh try to mess with these ships
>laser beams
>the ships are being lifted in the air holy shit

greeks vs ro-mans.

Yeah, Syracuse.

>20 good men

>Enemy was singing, so we retreated.

muh china.

Yea

Cacofonix fending off a roman patrol from the Aquarium camp.

nope, Europe

nice, but no

the scouts got drunk with a bunch of drunk gypsies and now everyone is fighting each other and someone fires the artillery but in the end we were all fighting ourselves.

hint, it's one of Veeky Forums's favorite clusterfucks

>Joseph
>Get ze taxis

Marne

good job, also
French trucks>German railroads

Two armies fought, but mother nature won.

>Mass landing
>Be told blue lights are nothing
>Blue lights start destroying ships on mass
>Still land in mass uncoordinated assault
>Enemy gangrapes you in a few minutes because of numbers and speed
>Retreat back onto ships because of retarded plan

Mongol invasions of Japan?

>He tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

Alexander's campaign?

Trying this one again...

could literally be anything lol

>We all know that meme.

Battle of vermillion

God, dammit.

I gotta wipe the numbers off that or something, it's clearly too easy.

Tfw it is apocryphal and never happened

Yeah. That was easy as fuck

>Googling numbers.

Didn't even look at the numbers desu

Mukden.

Well, I suppose LoGH fans on Veeky Forums are certainly not unheard of, but damn that was suspiciously fast.

Hannibal
Indo-China

If x has 1 wall, and y builds 2 walls around that wall, how many walls are there?

>go out with countrymen for some fun
>need to go the other side of where we are
>suddenly king nigger appears, demanding we fight
>we try to avoid a direct confrontation
>some of our group stand there to get their attention, the rest cross during a storm
>manage to reach the other side unnoticed
>lKing niggers gets fucked

There are certainly a lot of dead Gauls.

that's a cool one man
Read about how one of the senior Canadian commanders died. If I remember he went out like a badass and the Japanese buried him with full honors

>want to conquer shit
>bring enemy into their own ranks
>"me friend, swear" (lol jk)
>get surrounded by swap people and black trees
>he's actually "that kid" and breaks the toy you just lent him
>kill selfo because he was such a pussy he didn't even have the courage to tell you about it
>the actual owner cries but he knows he will never have his toy ever again

>LETS USE CHILDREN AS SUICIDE BOMBERD

>few months later

>WAHHH YOU KILLED CIVILIANS THATS A WAR CRIME