Mfw I'll never become emperor because embarrassing footage of me at 15 years old exists

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Emperor of what? You huge pussy, you couldn't make something your property if you tried.

>when im finally made emperor but ill never be holy and roman

You're already my property

The gap of "professionalism" between private life is going to be a disparity that will have to be addressed in the age of social media.

We will either be more rigid in our social roles and their prerequisites, as well as being more dicscriminating of online social behavior

Or we will be more accepting that people generally act out of nievete and that our lives are more documented than ever before.

It is your choice how to steer the conversation.

>tfw i'm now the emperor of Veeky Forums
>no one will challenge me

I would have challenged you, but
>those fucking digits

Look at the current emperor of the US. Do you think the skeletons in his closet stopped him?

I'll challenge you

>tfw too beta to assert my rightful claim to the throne
h-he he, im happy for you. you'll m-make a great emperor, user.

Try me barbarian

Model subjects!

y-you too

make the empire g-great again

I am the true emperor of Veeky Forums.

My army beckons, nerd.

Your delusions of grandeur are nothing before me.

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis.

Imaginary skeletons dont stop shit

these digits are my divine right

begone, pretender

>muh 6 gorillian mindset
fuck off mike

These dubs challenge you

>tfw when I though Veeky Forums would be a republic
Pwease gib rights emporor user, pweees
Dubs declare magna carta and a Veeky Forums parliament

His is an anarchistic semi-knowledge hub.
No emperors allowed.

Oh mama anyone who gets Dubs can become an MP.
The emperor is subject to the posters.

> anarchistic semi-knowledge hub
Anarcho-Monarchistic

>those digits

well there we go

>Dubs declare magna carta and a Veeky Forums parliament

COUNTER-REVOLUTION

I'm seceding from this thread!

Dubs gib independence.

I crown myself as Emperor of Emperors.

Capitalo-Communo-Anarcho-Imperialistic

Repeating digits mean that Veeky Forums is now a merhcant republic

merchant*

For fuck sake you've both ruined everything. EVERYTHING! Iv'e done to create a free independent Veeky Forums from this monarchist S.O.B.
Dubs declares Civil war.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

I AM THE ANTI-SAGE OF THIS
KAPITALO-KOMUNO-ANARCHO-IMPERIALISTIC HUB OF IGNORANCE.

My side will fight for the glory of autistic christianly.
DESU VULT

You have my sword!

DUBS DECLARE THAT WE GET INVADED BY ALEXANDER THE GREAT AND WE KEEP HIS EMPIRE STABLE BY STAGING A COMPLETE TAKE OVER ONCE HE DIES

It means that dubs win civil war and make me king.

REROLL

Shit son. I didn't want this power.

THE KING IS DEAD LONH LIVE THE NEW KING OF Veeky Forums

If dubs then Veeky Forums becomes a commune.

If digits, Veeky Forums turns byzaboo.

I Declare !REVOLUTION!.
!ACQUIRING DUBS IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO DECIDE OUR FATES!

This can't be happening
I'm the Doge here

Repeating digits proves that Veeky Forums is and has always been an anarcho-feminist board.

Fugg nooooooooooooooooo Unless I get dubs I go into exile as the last true king of Veeky Forums.

Good bye my boys, I will miss you all.

Same user.
I-if d-dubs, commence re...revolution,
...please?

Reroll.

>Becomes a hermit.

>Returns from exile
People of Veeky Forums I have returned.

Repeating digits is the opium of the masses.

Dubs means communism fails and we go into a depression

Oh fuck
Dibs means king comes out of exile but accidently causes a multi-board war

Dubs mean that the anti-sage returns, leftists and rightists merge, and Synthesis creates a multi layered humanity with regrown roots.

Dubs or the socialist prime minister lives

I am Restitutor Boardis.

*teleports behind you*

Pshh, kid... look here.

Says who? Donald Trump has very publicly acted like a sleazy jackass for 50 years, and now he's POTUS. The rules are not as simple as you think.

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WITNESSED

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

Digits and I nuke this whole thread to high hell

Not u. Me.

I almost svae the situation but i fuck up geting us in even deeper shit that ll bring us back tu middle age...if repeating digits

Die and be reborn thread.

tell us more about this "embarrassing footage"

This. I want to know how bad it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=dYaNQ1R77Ug

I will fight for you, trip-user.

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I will fight by your side Confederacy-user

Let me be General

*blocks your path*

*rapes you*

Sorry buds, I'm emperor now

So close

>76
>78