Veeky Forums I know you're struggling, but I've profited from that

Veeky Forums I know you're struggling, but I've profited from that.
I shorted all the way down while you were in denial.
You're good folks, and you did call CHC first, and I didn't listen.
Keep weaponing your autism, I'll listen next time. To encourage you, ANYONE WHO POSTS IN THIS THREAD with a post that contains over 150characters will receive their equal portion of 2 ETH's.
If your address has no transactions previously I won't credit you, as you could just be posting multiple, so fuck you.

If you take a picture of a piece of paper that says "I suck cock" and upload it I will get you three more shares of the final distribution (4 vs 1).

Insult lord Vitalik and you get no shares.

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Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's
See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
We got to install microwave ovens custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators we gotta move these color TV's

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Good day to you sir. I promise I have a sharpie in me butthole. Also, your mother is quite beautiful and honorable a woman. I bought Ether in june and now I"m down 20k ;_; . Help me out plz. I live in a basement room with a sink in it, so I don't need piss bottles. Also, tfw no gf. Thank you and have a nice day.

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What if I have no ETH?
first and only from my ip, ill post the piece of paper if you want
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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

i need money badly

"I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in."
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I set out on a journey three weeks ago. not the kind of journey young people typically take, going out to see the world. This journey has been one with myself, my own willpower, and the hard work of friends. we are in the development and testing stage of a new blockchain platform. Like many other entrepreneurs that have started out of their garage, so have we by necessity. We work with what we have, 20 Dell D620's have been our work horses.we have blasted away in the Texas heat, building a blockchain that integrates new tech and opens doors for developers. Anything helps, right now we are truly just trying to keep the lights on until our Launch announcement on August 2nd. Screenshot this and remind me how you helped us once when we were struggling and i will gladly repay the favor someday.

Regards,
Yoshi


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This reminds me of when I ran into Kim Jong-un at a restaurant in North Korea. He was sitting alone and it looked like he'd only just started eating, so I decided to just go up and say hi (if his friends were there I would have just let him be). Anyway, I walk up and say hello and tell him I'm a huge fan... Nothing. No reaction. Doesn't say a word. He just sits there, staring right through me. Staring intensely, but with no emotion whatsoever. I begin to feel awkward, so I say "sorry to disturb you" and start to walk away but before I even get a chance to turn he just gets up suddenly and starts walking toward me, still making full eye contact. At first I thought he was going to try and barge into me or something, but at the last minute (like an inch away from me) he turns and heads toward the trash can. Then he starts dumping everything on his plate into it. One by one. Steak, broccoli, everything. He picks up each bit of food up, holds it high above the can and drops it. Some of it (the steak) didn't even make it into the trash because he wasn't looking at what he was doing. Finally his plate is empty and this is the part that really fucking weirded me out. He looks around to check no one (but me) is looking, then slides the plate under his jacket and walks out. I was just astounded, it was pretty surreal.
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I can’t remember anything
Can’t tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops me

Now that the war is through with me
I’m waking up, I cannot spend
That there’s not much left of me
Nothing is real but bags now

Hodl my bags as I wish for sags
Oh please, God, wake me

Back in the womb it’s much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can’t look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I’ll live

Fed through the tube that sticks in ETH
Just like a wartime charity
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this hodling off from me

Hodl my bags as I wish for sags
Oh please, God, wake me

Now the world is gone, I’m just one
Oh God, help me

Hodl my breath as I wish for ETH
Oh please, God, help me

ANTSHARES
Imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute BAGGAGE
I cannot SELL
I cannot BUY
Trapped in MY BAGS
ANS my holding cell

CASINO
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me BAGS AND WAIT

I like the sound of this beg thread. Anyone else feel the best part of crypto is not the money, but the various applications of game theory? Every ICO comes with a new model and risk/reward paradigm. Instead of focusing on smart contract nonsense and being the next decentralized dildo, devs should capitalize on that. Go beyond the dice and blackjack bullshit and make a crypto embracing gamification by design.

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> the wankathon posting was funnier than that
> the guy had much more style
> be me
> the guy

now gimme ETH
> NEED

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mother terminally ill bc of cancer, help a bro out

give me some ETH
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...

can't afford the paper to write I sux cox, but pls

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What's the purpose of begging and larp threads?

Attention entire world! Hear my proclamation! I am Vitalik Vi Ethereum, Emperor of the Holy Ethereum Empire and your only ruler!
Satoshi has surrendered to me. As a result of this, I am in control of both the Bitcoin BAGS and the Ethereum BAGS. And not even the Litecoin has the strength to oppose me now. If anyone dares to resist my supreme authority, they shall know the devastating powers of my BAGS! Those who could challenge my Blockchain Rule no longer exist. Yes, from this day, from this moment forward, the world belongs to me!
Vitalik Vi Ethereum commands you...
Obey me Veeky Forums!
Obey me world!

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I will name my first child ETH in honour of this great technology like that guy who called his child Courage Wolf or whatever

Or else I'll spend it on prostitutes and yachts with as many cigars and gin as I can carry and make you proud

OP will surely deliver, making dreams come true

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
To sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

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I just want to fuck some bitches. Using the money from you I will use it to get some cheap whores. The intentional overall is pure. I just want to lose my virginity. It would be cool if you can help me out.
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I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.
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I bought ETH at $200 and will buy more during the next dip. There's no way to lose with that strategy, r-right? I mean, when you average $200 and $50, that's $125 so it's bretty good.

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