Veeky Forums, im a 29 year old male with no degree who works at a gas station for less than $16,000 a year. i have no gf or kids.
wtf do i do. im sick and tired of being a poorfag wagecuck and im fucking panicking. how the fuck do i get rich quick???
also inb4 kys
Win the lottery.
ky... oh he said inb4. nm
Armed robbery.
16k?
Where tf do you live?
Mohave County AZ
cost of living is relatively lower but theres nothng to fucking do here and food prices are pretty much the same as anymore else
29 making that with no degree. try getting off the internet and into the workplace first bro
y u gotta be so mean pepe
what
Are you Navajo?
Suck dicks.
Just kidding. Move to alaska and make plenty of money as a crab fishermen and collect free oilbucks from the gobment. Sounds more exciting than whatevery you're doing.
buy mooncoin
Quick in and out trades. One of the best coins is XEL. Not sure how long this will last, but another one always pops up.
You can also long term invest but, especially with Eth I highly advise against it. No matter what people say on this board it is an inflation of the usd and they nsustainable. Long term investments are very high risk, involve a lot of bs you don't wanna deal with. Pick 3 coins and just flip and flip and flip into and out of BTC NOT fiat-use Bittrex- their tos outlines what is reported to the irs. Read it on their website I'm not going to interpret it for you. You don't even need a real name.
On XEL I look for a large bid/ask spread- 300 sats. I don't usually fuck with coins unless the are 5 digits per coin because of fees. Coin 4-5 digit sats too many fees, 6-8 stats too many fees. 5 digits of sats is your free point. (I'm talking like .00050000 of a BTC not .000000500 of a btc)
I play other coins too but this is the best one I've played for the last week or so.
I work a commission only job- where I can and sometimes do make tens of thousands a month - but summer is slow and I have decided I'm paying my bills with buying in and out of crypto till the industry picks up mid sept.
When BTC is high and I want some cash I cash out. Look at the market fluctuations. Nows is not the time to cash into fiat ( which you will pay taxes for- just do it). BTC will rise up and down pretty dramatically over the next few days.
And do this. Throw $20 in you won't lose much if anything. It's rising slowly, but rising.
Get a real estate license and find a company to work for. If you know how to sell its easy game.
Remember everyone that comes to you want to buy a house, just get them to yes to the right one.
Also, no one gets ''rich quick''. It can sometimes appear that way but I guaruntee that they had a long period of hardwork before getting to where they're at. Or lotto, inheritence
Do gay porn
Barf. Get out of here you tranny knuckle dragger.
Thank you user I wish there were more poasts like yours.
This. Mooncoin is so cheap. Buy like 1000000 worth and wait till it moons.
You are welcome :)
If you don't like my posts you are welcome to use Veeky Forums filter :) happy trading.
>Long term investments are very high risk, involve a lot of bs you don't wanna deal with.
Wut
Long term investments are easy! You buy some promising coins and then just hold. That's it.
An Hero before it gets any worse.
It's the likes of you who fall for get rich scams. You believe you have to somehow make up for lost time (it's impossible btw) and end up disconnected from reality. Try to put a little money aside every month and if possible invest a little. Also try to see where you can save a little money without lowering your living standards (bulk deals, better rates at whatever etc).
29 with nothing to show for yourself! Looks like u need a life coach cos ur losing at life mate
>life coach
>paying some uneducated bullshitter to tell you the obvious
Yeah, because that is the secret for success.
>im fucking panicking
You won't make it
You pay just as much fee for every trade you make? If btc crashes in august to 1000€, then what? I'm just saying trading and investing is always a risk, and user shouldn't do it, if he can't miss the money in the first place.
you're so fucking annoying holy shit, leave Veeky Forums before you actually convince someone to follow your stupid-ass advice
If you're smart about it, you won't get caught
what car is that. it looks fast
Sell drugs retard I knew a guy who sold weed I would go and buy a Swisher and hand him 20 plus the dollar for the sweet and would exchange infront of other customers without them realizing all the time
This. I hope that user fucking dies tomorrow in a car accident.
Fuck off seriously .
>armed
No that's retarded, if you have to be armed you've already fucked up your plan.
Hell just read up on how the most successful modern bank robbers do it these days, they don't uses any weapons
>nothing to do
>right next to vegas
save some money and buy mutual funds in an IRA account. if you can, put like $2K a year in there. you wont get rich quick but at least you'll have something to fall back on in 20-30 years.
and find a rich wife.
could be worst, i'm 25 and make about 7,000 a year.
Baught 100k
>buy life insurance
>kys
>collect life insurance
Ooooldest trick in the book
go on welfare for 2 to 4 years and get a degree /diploma in a career that makes 50k minimum
If you have a pc amd an internet connection, sign up with udemy. They always have mega sales and you can buy a course for like $20. Im mid way through a python codibg course, just because i want to add something different to my resume. It will keep your mind occupied on something besides how much of a fizzer your life has been, you will gain a skill and perhaps an interest, which may lead to some entry level job as a pleb coder or something. Dont be a shit cunt all your life m8
Military OP, quickly before your age excludes you
There is no way to legally get rich quick.
Many anons here already gave some solid advice. Listen to them and follow your intuition.
>how the fuck do i get rich quick???
Get a truck licence and do long haul driving in Australia. It wont make you rich though, but defo comfortable.
It wont get you a lambo, but maybe a nice used Porsche.
my parents are fucking crazy and didnt homeschool me or send me to school, dude lol you think youre fucked.
i want to be a trucker but I don't even have a GED.
How do you feel if i tell you i work the same and get paid $57K?
>tripfag
>user
lol newfag
Dude wtf you're legit fuckad
>Move to alaska and make plenty of money as a crab fishermen and collect free oilbucks from the gobment
This is the most solid advice in the entire thread, aside from the sucking dicks.
fuck off shill!
pls gibs
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