Tfw have to battle the urge to buy hookers

>tfw have to battle the urge to buy hookers

They are such a waste of money but im horny senpai. A good high end one where I live is $400/hr and a good one on backpage is $200/hr. Last year I wasted 1k on them and I dont want to make the same mistake but I can manage to only fuck fat girls from tinder. Anyone else dabble in this shit, stories? I have a few. Also is it lucrative to be a pimp?

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I see an escort every week or so for $250/hr. It's worth it in my opinion. Keeps my sanity in check so I don't go guns blazing.

Just go to a bar and fuck a chick there. It's fucking easy to find a cute chick who feels exactly the same as you, lonely and horny.

Make sure you go to a bar or club with not loud music where people go to chat, not a pitch black techno club

They've got SexCoin for that urge

What would you have to offer as a pimp?
Conversely you could become a sugar daddy and it might be cheaper in the long run.

I have a lot of success having hot girls grinding on me and make out with me at dance clubs but getting them home is the hard part. I never really tried a regular bar, I thought picking up girls at those are just a meme especially since I have no friends to go with

for fuck sakes spend 6 months casually reading up and learning PUA in your spare time and make it a point to go out and socialize on fridays/saturdays to practice it.

within that 6 month period youll learn how to get more pussy than you need and you'll stop being idiots spending money for sex.

There's too much free pussy to be paying for it.

I want to lick her boots. I'm too beta to fuck her anyways

I have no social circle. I dropped out of college and stay on pretty casual terms with my college pals, we only party every once in a while. I have picked up girls stag but it is so much harder than when youre out with your friends that it isnt worth the trouble

Why don't you hop on Tinder? If you can get hot girls grinding on you in public then I'm sure you can put together four photos and two sentences about yourself.

pretty much everyone in asia is a virgin so it doesnt make me feel as bad

Thinking of fucking this chick but already jacked off today so might wait for tomorrow. I really should pay off my credit card but this is one thicc ass latina

Sigh..I'm in the same boat currently. Sadly the hookers I've paid for haven't been as fine as in OP pic. That's the quality you've fucked?

Go to Philippines

You can get a hooker for $30 low class, fancy, overnight, what those faggots post in /b/ for $90.

If you're somewhat white and not fat, they'll probably fuck you for free too.

Always use a hotel.

I get a decent amount of matches but my texting game is fucking horrible. I creampied a fat girl a few weeks ago but that was the best I could do especially on tinder where every girl has access to chad

nah, pretty all the hookers ive fucked have been ones off backpage. The very first one was more high end, she was really fucking thicc blonde just short of being a bbw was $300 hr that one I found on eros

Have fun with your STDs while I save money and time by fapping to hookers.

Judging by reverse image search, I'm guessing that's a catfish.

>creampied

Jesus Christ man, wrap yourself before you get an std or knock up someone you would never want to even talk to again. wtf, find a hooker to cream in, pay with cash, burner cell phone and maybe even go to a different city.

Jesus fucking christ.

she has a vid on her ad, its legit I know because im a loser who knows how to find good hookers on backpage

im autistic and like to pretend im Genghis Khan, no womb is spared from my seed

>Just go to a bar and fuck a chick there

Get a load of this fucking normie

hey, Chad, why dont you fuck off

go piss in a urinal loudly

>getting pussy is a social skill

lol

can confirm

credit card can wait

>hey, Chad, why dont you fuck off
>go piss in a urinal loudly
I-is pissing loudly a sign of manliness? Are we supposed to try and up-show the man wizzing next to us? I've never even thought about this, but come to think of it now, it always seems like the guy next to me is peeing louder.

Chads get the taller urinal

If you really give that much of a fuck about it you will never make it. Do you really think Chad's thoughts while urinating are in the least bit similar to what you just wrote?

Post the link let's see this video

Doesn't that mean they should pee more quietly then? Less distance between the urtethra and the urinal's floor means more time for wayward droplets of piss to accelerate before crashing.
I don't really give a shit, I've just never thought one was supposed to give a shit.

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Ah lol thought it was that girl in OP

damn that must have really activated his almonds

>Go to the bathroom to urinate in my bladder
>Go into the stall because I can't squeeze a drop at the urinal because I'm scared someone might open the door around the corner then come see me and laugh that I have to go to the bathroom
>Some guy's at the urinal and I'm next to him at the stall
>I hear a loud chad walk in
>I can just hear him unzip loudly and robustly say "Hey Bob, what's up man, how's the new system going?" after slapping him on the shoulder with his slugger swagging out in the open
>I bet his 12 inch slanger feeling up the urinal water right now getting a yellow bath
>The guy answers him and says it's going good
>Chad lets out a hearty roar of a laugh and says that's good man that's good then loudly fixes his stance, you can hear how wide it is
>He's so loose with his body I bet he wouldn't even blink at the idea of someone seeing his tallywhacker
>He lets the old fellow hang free without the need for hands and it pisses like a goddamn unscrewed fire hydrant
>Golden beads of urine, such a strong flow, you can feel it like Niagara herself
>I'm here sitting on the toilet in my stall hidden from the world so I feel safe, squeezing out the last few bits by rubbing my scrotum up to the top of my tip
>Pull up my pants accidentally get a drop on boxers
>Chad's still pissing, the stall's mouth is loudly gulping it up begging for Chad's urine
>Wait to leave the stall until I can hear he left
>This is my life

>post recession era
>doesn't press Gooch to clear penis
You need a father figure

Veeky Forums goes on tinder

For the guys that get them how do hookers work?

Give me the run down for an hour sesh. I hear that you often have to shower before, is that included in the hour?

Do you have to romance/foreplay like a regular wamen? I dunno wnna kiss no whore. I would like to go in and command the hoe around, just like get naked, tell her to twerk and strip for me and then get fuck her face. I dont want any teasing bs or getting to know you. I want to buy and use a warm cum dumpster

>find qt
>buy ice cream for qt every day
>fugg afterwards
>repeat all summer
You faggots actually pay a couple ETHs an hour for pussy when ice cream costs 8 ARK bags

I think the best thing about hookers rather than picking up girls is they leave you alone.You can just fuck them and they leave. Or you leave if you go in.

just tell them you did your shower before you came. If they are GFE they will let you kiss them and eat them out if youre into that. if you tell them you want them do do a striptease and dance for you then that should be fine

feel you bro....same here

Hahahahhahahahahaha pretty sure that just implies he's well hydrated

>Chad's still pissing, the stall's mouth is loudly gulping it up begging for Chad's urine
This part made it a 10/10 post

My fucking kek

my man

Nice just bought 100k!

Where are you located? If you can pay for a review site or find one for free that is legitimate then I would recommend filtering your backpage visits through this filter.

Backpage is hit or miss and you don't want to be out of your $200.

Be careful guys, Backpage is Sting City,

if you re in the USA pull them up right off of the review site TER Review, but most of the time make them come to you, incall is risky now

ebinkej

Has anyone found girls on seekingarrangement? Is it worth a damn or is it just a waste of time.

any site like that is gonna be a sausage fest where you beg fatties for dates, unless you are a 10 looks wise. People who are 7+ looks are meeting up off of Tinder

I live in a small city and every single whore here is either Asian (the south-east ugly kind) or an overtanned slut, no cute ones at all. There aren't even premium whores for $1000/hr+

if you live in the boonies, i'd keep an eye on the locals, occasionally a decent looking one might pass through, although visitors generally do shit service cause they know they will never pass through again so they dont care about repeat business, keep meets with visitors to a half hour level.

But, find the nearest big city to you, whatever that is, and just keep an eye on, and make a list of the top 5 to 10 ones you like the most in there. And, find a reason, other than this, to go there for a day, and then while you are there call one on your list, you should be able to arrange a meet with at least one.

no friends to go with. thats the main problem :(

going to a bar alone sounds sad :(

Welp, I'm never talking to a girl again.
Non-Chad here. No point after seeing this.

>touching a dirty, diseased body with your dick
I have no idea why people are doing it

If you enjoy it, it's not wasted money.

this

>Just go to a bar and fuck a chick there.


Who the fuck do you think I am?

>A good high end one where I live is $400/hr and a good one on backpage is $200/hr.


Go to Romania, most of the girls are slim and pretty and will cost you about $30. The 10/10 hookers (literally model tier) still will only cost you $100 an hour.

>most of the girls are slim and pretty and will cost you about $30.

does supply and demand not apply in these places? or the men are poor as shit?

That area, a monthly wage is about $300.

My assistant lives there and lives like a king because I pay him $4/hour. Trying to tie him to my business for life :)

that area meaning Romania in general or a certain city?

...

signed up. 90% of girls i've messaged have replied back and will operate just like BP date. but I haven't found one for a reasonable rate yet. An girl that would bring 80-100 on bp is wanting 300. f that.

I have had 0 luck with tinder at all. is there some sort of default about me text that works?

> A good high end one where I live is $400/hr
Where I live you won't find a high quality one for even double that money. You could date a goldniggerslut for less.

where the fuck is that? I live in DC

Tel Aviv.

>people still fall for this scam

This. Outside of the US you can have a fuck festival instead of $300 for one nut.

Tinder is absolute garbage. It funnels beta male thirst into a raging torrent. 5s and 6s can be picky because they still match on every swipe. Though you can get laid from it IF you are good looking, you will get terrible quality women.

Nobody gonna mention going to Germany? It's the fucking promised land.

>And this
I swear I typed 'iz' after the 'b'.

Have any of you fucked hookers that take ETH? I have.

yeah i use prostitutes most of the time

last week i made a good gain with my crypto so i hired one

pic related

some of them should start taking btc to fund their BP ad accounts.

>no friends to go with

This is your problem. The reality is that most people find mates within their network. You must create a network by engaging with your community.

PUA claims to bypass having friends by just approaching random strangers a thousand times until one accepts. While this may work eventually, it is a long, painful and humiliating process. From a social value standpoint, approaching strangers is no better than a homeless nigger asking for a dollar.

> Just go and linger around in horrible loud drunk-normie filled bars for hours on end spending all your money on drinks, you may or may not go home with a girl.

That sounds like an incredibly inefficient way of getting laid.

Is that the confederate cowboy gook?

What did he mean by this?

>work
>sports
>hobbies
pick one

Should have guessed

UK fag here, i usually visit either an escort or a brothel once sometimes twice a week, im lucky though as i have a fetish for older woman who are usually cheaper, pay around £50-60 for 30 mins, want to stop but im generally terrible with women

For fellow britbongs Adultwork.com is a godsend

jesus

its literally impsossible to get laid without having friends

8.75/10

that's someone else's mother

Thanks, I just bought 100k.

Gtfo

>id Hey4BuoS
What did they mean by this?

>tfw can't find a good dominatrix in my area
feels bad man

Wrong. I go out with friends but I usually end up breaking off from them. From the perspective of the women I engage, I'm alone, and I do pretty well.

If you're attractive and have some charisma, approaching is pretty much the best way to go.

Truly a terrible feel. I live in a medium sized city and it's still hard...

But going out to bars and clubs is such a huge time investment, and I'd imagine most of us here find those places intolerable.

I fucking hate clubs as well, much prefer going to bars. Get some drinks in you and go chat up some women. Pretend like you're fun and have energy for life instead of the reality of you being boring and quiet, that's what I do.

You can't be shy if you want to get women, women hate shyness. Learn this lesson first and the rest will come.

>socialize on fridays/saturdays
With whom?
>bar
I don't want to imbibe ethyl alcohol. It numbs the nervous system and impairs my cognitive faculties. Maybe you have an IQ of 200 so you don't mind the temporary loss of intelligence under the influence of ethanol, but I'm not a genius and the world is difficult enough to grasp sober.

>tfw to intelligent

>tfw too dumb to drink alcohol

Chad has a larger penis whcih means more urine volume per second which means peeing louder.

I can't believe I typed out that sentence. What am I doing with my life?

i hope this is bait i doubt it though