OP here from the battle guess thread. Since it 404'd it's time for another game:

OP here from the battle guess thread. Since it 404'd it's time for another game:

Guess the Veeky Forumstoric figure

There are only 2 rules:

- the discription has to be vague
- you have to include the time period (ancient times, Renaissance, enlightenment etc.)

I'll start with a Veeky Forums classic


Time period:

>ancient times

Bio:
>be me
>kill the murderers of my friend
>some lame faggot tries to challenge me after this
>fuck his sister
>fuck my old friends' hoe
>lose against the lil faggot
>kill myself

Mark anthony

1500s
> ''tis but scratch
> the Spanish will never defeat the Black Knight

1800s
"Yall niggers better let us and our friends in on that little deal you've got with the Dutch or else... *points to cannons*
You've got a year."

Zorro.

>Be me
>Be sitting in castle sucking cock
>enemy besieges the capital
>"They'll never get through the through the walls"
>Mfw the Jews let them in

>be me
>Lead a band of untrained Arabs on a raid on the Persians
>Conquer the middle East

Mark Antony

>Late 17th century
>be me
>DURRRRRR

bump

>20th century
>be me
>truly I only want the best for my people

Charlie.
Yall gotta guess as well.

pol pot

I don't know who you're thinking of but Nabonidus fits the bill.

Like damn, the guy sees Cyrus arrive with his army, but Nabonidus is confident, only to have the Jews open the doors.

correct

>Middle ages

>Buncha commoners took me mate's castle
>I'mma fuck them up with my huge and expensive army
>Fuck that garrison
>What's that in the trees?
>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING?

time period:

>renaissance

>be me
>born into relatively well off family
>attend university
>one day some faggot comes by, sets me up real good
>clients everywhere thanks to this homo
>neglectwomenaqcuirecurrency.jpg
>no wait do fuck bitches
>living the good life
>one day it all stopped
>money gone
>assests gone
>die poor
>mfw faggots still know and praise me today

Muhammed?

Caravaggio?

oke i got another one. try your best with this one:

time period:

>ancient times

>be me
>(((normal citizen)))
>almost entirely responsible for the fall of the roman empire, but had little to no part in it on my own

nope, but you're thinking in the right direction

I want to say it's Arius? or that gothic preacher who proselytised Arianism to the tribes?

Nope

bump

>post ww2
> just your average british politician, give one speech and i lose my job so i start endorsing the opposition before a huge election

The Sword of Allah, Khalid ibn-al Walid

Great American gunboat diplomacy in Nip island

jesus?

Machiavelli?

Enoch