OP here from the battle guess thread. Since it 404'd it's time for another game:
Guess the Veeky Forumstoric figure
There are only 2 rules:
- the discription has to be vague - you have to include the time period (ancient times, Renaissance, enlightenment etc.)
I'll start with a Veeky Forums classic
Time period:
>ancient times
Bio: >be me >kill the murderers of my friend >some lame faggot tries to challenge me after this >fuck his sister >fuck my old friends' hoe >lose against the lil faggot >kill myself
Wyatt Perez
Mark anthony
Matthew Miller
1500s > ''tis but scratch > the Spanish will never defeat the Black Knight
Henry Clark
1800s "Yall niggers better let us and our friends in on that little deal you've got with the Dutch or else... *points to cannons* You've got a year."
Benjamin Gonzalez
Zorro.
Hudson Cooper
>Be me >Be sitting in castle sucking cock >enemy besieges the capital >"They'll never get through the through the walls" >Mfw the Jews let them in
Brody Williams
>be me >Lead a band of untrained Arabs on a raid on the Persians >Conquer the middle East
John Reyes
Mark Antony
Noah Evans
>Late 17th century >be me >DURRRRRR
Kevin Jackson
bump
Ayden Ortiz
>20th century >be me >truly I only want the best for my people
Jacob Wilson
Charlie. Yall gotta guess as well.
Noah Hall
pol pot
Alexander Rodriguez
I don't know who you're thinking of but Nabonidus fits the bill.
Like damn, the guy sees Cyrus arrive with his army, but Nabonidus is confident, only to have the Jews open the doors.
Aiden Hughes
correct
Luke Gonzalez
>Middle ages
>Buncha commoners took me mate's castle >I'mma fuck them up with my huge and expensive army >Fuck that garrison >What's that in the trees? >WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RUNNING?
Jordan Hernandez
time period:
>renaissance
>be me >born into relatively well off family >attend university >one day some faggot comes by, sets me up real good >clients everywhere thanks to this homo >neglectwomenaqcuirecurrency.jpg >no wait do fuck bitches >living the good life >one day it all stopped >money gone >assests gone >die poor >mfw faggots still know and praise me today
Alexander Fisher
Muhammed?
Jace Gutierrez
Caravaggio?
Ayden Martin
oke i got another one. try your best with this one:
time period:
>ancient times
>be me >(((normal citizen))) >almost entirely responsible for the fall of the roman empire, but had little to no part in it on my own
Ian Johnson
nope, but you're thinking in the right direction
Aaron Flores
I want to say it's Arius? or that gothic preacher who proselytised Arianism to the tribes?
Jose Scott
Nope
Christopher Brooks
bump
Michael Johnson
>post ww2 > just your average british politician, give one speech and i lose my job so i start endorsing the opposition before a huge election