Yet another scams thread.
Let's get scammin' anons
Yet another scams thread
>Filter piss
>Drink rain
>Never buy water again
>Wipe ass with hands after shit
>dress up like a girl
>go to a gym
>get naked in women's locker room
>check out the boobs and stuff
>get thrown out
>contact the aclu and sue the gym
THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
Are they even trying anymore?
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Need a new scam I can use to make a little cash before I travel to Japan next year. Any ideas?
Ohh damn Satan needs some tips/biz/
lol
anyone??
I created a FUD bot that posted on every Ethereum related internet source with generic Ethereum hate to encourage it to drop so I could buy more.
I bought 400ETH at the last low :)
Buy external hard drives from Walmart and take them apart to remove the hard drive then kill yourself.
>order an iphone from amazon
>choose same day day delivery
>arrives at my doorstep
>claim it was stolen
>amazon refunds the money
>use that money to buy a macbook pro and apple earbuds
>choose no rush shipping because the hardware wont go obselete in a week
>arrives at doorstep
>claim it was stolen
>amazon refunds my money
>use that money to order myself a pizza from domino's
oh wait i dont because domino's is trash
>go to based little caesars instead
>get a hot n ready pepperoni pizza
oh wait i dont because im not a poorfag
>go to costco
>order a cheese pizza
>go home and eat my pizza
get on my level niggas. and fuck android and windows and domino's and fuck little ceasar's
proof of iphone & macbook plz?
yeah how long until Amazon cancels your account for being a cheating cunt?
It's not hard to make another account is it?
A guy on /trv/ kept talking about how easy shoplifting is in Japan. You can just put on some new clothes, grab some electronics and waltz out of a store.
but desu he also talked about his 2 years in prison so take that as you will
When you get a lifetime ban from Amazon they ban your address and cards used
fake as fuck.
>put your high end laptop on Craigslist
>show high end laptop to potential customer
>customer likes it and you ask to see money
>you take money
>oh, let me grab the case,
> do the old swaparoo and give customer broke laptop already positioned in case for a couple hundred
>profit
>how to get the shit beat out of you and/or murdered
Does not sound legit
Selling shit Crypto to baby boomers?
nice i just bought 100k
kek
meet and sell in a public location?
Steal things. Scam horny teenagers on kik (offer nudes for $5).
ok then, just get shit beaten out of you, others will probably stop him before he manages to seriously injure you
I sold them on letgo the same weak and bought a real computer
Lol I make all my purchases on amazon for this reason.
A couple times a year of them getting stolen out of the fifty orders really isn't bad.
>Go on grindr
>find eager cock suckers
>open gloryhole
>£5 a pop
>tell cocksuckers nothing
>arrange fags to arrive
>drain their dicks in the fags
>pay me £5
>goes on for a few weeks
>get more fags in due to demand
>move into selling their asses
>auction ass on skype
>fags have no idea I'm pimping them
>some sleazy fag offers to buy business
>whathaveicreated.gif
>sell ' business' for 5k
Mfw I'm not gay and never been interested in anything like it.
god i wish this was real
Bottled water
>drinking gubbament tap watah
that's for niggers, user
Anyone end up buying that instructional .pdf from the guy who scammed pajeets?
there was a bunch of success stories, some NEET showed that he made 3k apparently in like a week or something if im not mistaking