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"Stab in the back"

Neither were we the first to declare war in the first, the German knew full well that he sought war with us with the actions taken, he planned for our involvement in the greater sin of that infernal continent as he doubled his efforts to break his opponents.

>Actually causing most of the deaths directly or indirectly that supposedly happened during the holocaust
>NO! We're the good gaiz cos we punch nazis!

I wonder who could be behind this post.

If you beat a country fairly in a war then spend the next 20 years doing everything in your power to destroy that nation and cause immense suffering among the people then don't be surprised when they fight back. If France had actually followed America's advice and been nice to Germany after the great war then world war 2 probably would have been far less devastating and long as it was.

France was one of the few countries that actually deserved everything it got from Germany in ww2, countries like Poland and Britain actually didn't constantly shit on Germany in the lead up to the war.

what a lot of ridiculous nonsense

I wish I could meet you

>it's enthusiastically marching into oblivion to help your allies when a bunch of blonde niggers swarm in and start raping everything

No one said anything about the 2nd war

Germany must be destroyed. The German populace must be exterminated, and former German land divided between its neighbors. The last vestiges of German bloodlines, hiding in the Americas, in the Baltic, even in Africa, must be extinguished by a global initiative.

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Nice try Hans

>believing sensationalist propaganda newspapers and the french

>If France had actually followed America's advice and been nice to Germany after the great war then world war 2 probably would have been far less devastating and long as it was.
If America actually followed France advice there wouldn't be a world war 2.

Versailles wasn't harsh enough.

The French helped America gain independence. It would have been traitorous to side with the Germans.

>I can't believe they would go to war over a scrap of paper

I feel this way about continentals in general, they're ever a great source of agitation.

As for people that moved to America over a hundred years ago, they're American.

Versailles was an unhappy medium between status quo antebellum and occupation and partition.

The South seceded because Lincoln wanted to end slavery; the Italian Army was filled with weak cowards in ww2; Hitler would have lasted longer or possibly won ww2 & conquered Europe if he didn't constantly have to bailout the Italians & send them aid, men & arms; Julius Caesar was a hated tyrant that everyone in Rome wanted dead.

if France had ceased to exist there wouldn't have been a second world war either

Yes, but they weren't the losers of WW1.

>As for people that moved to America over a hundred years ago, they're American.

Of course. They're second on the chopping block. We must mobilize the world nations' military and civilian fleets to ship roughly 200 million American citizens to the European mainland, where they will be led into the German furnaces, kept running after the last Kraut parasites were rooted out of their hiding places.

who are you, kim jon un?

they were the militaristic co-belligerent, they hold equal blame, but for a turn of history we are made to see Germany as the faulting party

Only a concerned citizen, anxious to see the peoples of the world live in harmonious peace. Once Germans, Americans and Pakistanis, Earth will know peace.

Well, Germany did invade Belgium without cause and execute thousands of Belgian civilians while passing through. That is kinda bad......

peace won't reign on earth till mankind is ended

Overall, the Great Satan of the world has been Britain. The perfidious little bastards ruined the entire world with their made up borders and manufactured flags, and hostility over what they did continues to this day. They were always evil, since the treachery of the long knives.

>Germans decide that Russia needs to be eliminated before it can grow into an industrial rival to Germany
>Germans decide that in order to defeat Russia, they must first put France out of the war
>Germans tell Austro-Hungarians to trigger a war by giving Serbia an unacceptable ultimatum so they can do this
>the plan almost falls apart when the Serbians comply with all of Austria's demands, but the Austro-Hungarians solve the problem by attacking them anyway
>plan falters a bit when French make overtures for peace
>Germans solve this problem by demanding that they evacuate the forts in the east of their country, during the middle of a world war, and then declaring war when they refuse
>any of this is France's fault

In all seriousness, this is why pacifists deserve to be persecuted.

Hippies pushing "it was everyone's fault, maaan" and "what a pointless war" are why there was a second world war.

Gas the hippies now.

Everything bad for the past 217 years has been the fault of the Germans. Prove me wrong.

Don't get me wrong, I am pleased with the outcome, it led to punishment for France.

>both sides of WWI were equally bad
I'm tired of that meme as well, especially when people try to whitewash the wreckers of nations and tumours on humanity that are America and Britain and have the gall to even imply they were morally on the same standing as say, Austria-Hungary.

Clean Wehrmacht

you sound like you need a good glassing m8

>Castro saved Cuba from the evil Batista

I genuinely had some Marxist American cunt tell me that Castro saved Cuba from Batista's "white supremacy". Completely ignoring the fact that Castro was a white racist and so were most of his associates, and Batista was half nigger and half Chinese.

Castro wasn't a racist. Besides, he drove White Cubans towards the USA en masse and the country is likely majority Afro-Carribean now.

>he drove White Cubans towards the USA
A favor he did not extend to the Afro-Carribeans.

Black people can't swim.

When can we fire up the blood centrifuges?

He was a racist, commonly referred to Batista as "negro de mierda" and made fun of him for being a mongrel. Guevara was also a racist, his writings on the matter are well known.

>the country is likely majority Afro-Carribean now
Source: your anus. Cuba is barely blacker than the US.

Kill yourself you larper

The Cuban government is known to obfuscate it's actual demographic statistics. Modern, 21st century show abrupt changes with pre-2000 statistics in terms of percentages. Internal memos from USA intelligence services also show they assume the population is (likely) of majority African descent.

There's no way to be sure obviously, but there certainly is some evidence that it's not 80% White.

Christians burnt down the library at Alexandria...

... Thanks for that one, Gibbon...

>Castro
>racist
Stale bait. He may have used some slurs but he wasn't racist. He banned Christianity because he said it had a history of oppressing Africans.

>France is powerful

Honestly Germany was extremely reckless in ww1, they didn't give a fuck, they were gonna fight the entire world

france and russia wanna fight? good
we ran over neutral belgium now the brits have an excuse to fight us too? good
we sank dozens of ships of neutral countries and now half the world declares war on us? good fuck you ill fight everybody

It's not census records, faggot. It's genetic research.

It's a centralized government with heavy say in social polcies, dummy, all research can be altered. Again, it should be telling that the USA government agrees the exact opposite is most likely.

>Treaty of Versailles
>harsh
Germany got off easy, too easy, and then the Allies bent over backwards ignoring Nazi Germany's breaches of it in the hopes that they'd see reason and stop before going too far yet again.

France didn't really get much of a beatdown, they folded quickly and then didn't fight back much during the occupation. They sure talked a good game when the Nazis were driven out by the Americans, though.

America's imperialist tendencies bloomed after WW2.

But the destruction of Germany (as a political entity, not physical) WAS JUSTIFIED.
Ever since Germany was unified under Prussian autism it only brought misery on the continent.

Also stop with this meme of "le ebil Versailles Treaty", when the krauts invented the reparation meme the french finished to pay it in advance.

>If France had actually followed America's advice and been nice to Germany after the great war then world war 2 probably would have been far less devastating and long as it was.

Yeah, I would like to see how "nice" would amerifarts be after a country invaded you, destroyed materially your entire north-west territory, used the most horrifying method of warfare ever seen (like bombing civilians behind the lines or using nerve and flamethrowers), killed half of a generation of men and crippled the rest.
Americans and their advices can go fuck themselves, Germany needed to be permanently neutered after WW1, also if the brits did not pussy out in 36 nothing would have happened.

Wilson was either a naive idiot or a cynical piece of shit.

>War is just confined to the Northwest of France.
>Oooh woe is me!
>t. country that was the focal point of many Eurofaggot wars.
Not to mention nobody could enforce it anyway. You niggers could barely enforce Lausanne and look at what the fucking Turks did.

>War is just confined to the Northwest of France.

And ? Did you never hear about population and economic density ?
Pro-tip: there is and was fuck all people in the west and center of France.

>Not to mention nobody could enforce it anyway. You niggers could barely enforce Lausanne and look at what the fucking Turks did.

Preventing Hitler to take back the Rhineland was totally enforceable, all the heavy industry was there, but the british PM was gigantic cum swallower gaylord and France was few months away from elections.
Only the french far right was willing to do what was necessary but the socialist as always were pacifist pussies.

>it was wrong to drop the atom bombs on japan

Can someone explain this spongebob meme to me? I've seen it a few times and I don't get it.

>only Japan is left to the Japanese
>a naval blockade stops them from doing anything
>they have a limited supply of fuel
>the cost of this would be less than the Berlin occupation force
>this somehow threatens burgers
Yes peace in our times fag was bad but we were both in economic depression and the British empire was hurt worse

I'm mocking you and saying your point is a sacred cow nothing more

desu i think we wanted to find out what would happen
2 wasn't enough

t. Rajj Petrov

>If France had actually followed America's advice and been nice to Germany after the great war then world war 2 probably would have been far less devastating and long as it was.
>France was one of the few countries that actually deserved everything it got from Germany in ww2, countries like Poland and Britain actually didn't constantly shit on Germany in the lead up to the war.
t. Wilhelm
also incredibly stupid. Full on retarded, even.

I'm not sure if this counts as a myth, rather it's the source of a few cancerous myths.

The general lack of awareness in "pop history" of the Barbary pirates and Arab slave trade.

>endless source of we wuzzing
>endless source of "only whites took slaves"
>endless source of all sorts of stupidity

You can't discuss slavery in a historical context when all most people know was the Atlantic trade.

They did though retard.

>forgetting about the country where most of us have 90-110% north german ancestry, Brazil

>Versailles was too harsh!

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true, only one village of theirs was removed utterly

however, the eternal blow to their prestige is acceptable

But they were, you historically illiterate mong.

WW1 was Britain's fault, the Great Depression was America's fault, WW2 was Britain and France's fault and the Cold War was both America's and the USSR's fault.

>America deserved Pearl Harbor because they stopped selling oil to a regime they found morally and strategically distasteful

Finally some people who recognize the eternal evil of perfidious Albion.

>Germany started WW1

there is not a lack of awareness in the US to existence of the Barbary pirates, our first conflict as a nation was action against them, our first commissioned super frigates took part in that scrap

>he doesn't understand that living by the sword means death by the sword

lol didn't stop them from bitching about this beautiful thing

What the fuck does this have to do with the US? It was dragged, yet again, into another European war when it should have been only fighting a Pacific one

Also can someone explain to me what would've happened if Patton didn't bite it after WWII? Something tells me he would've pushed for a war against the Russians successfully

Everything bad in the past 2008 years has been the fault of Germans. They will always work tirelessly to destroy Europe.

Yes there is. I don't think you realize quite how oblivious the average person is to history.

>that guy on the bottom left

there were too many of them on that continent to pursue war, even with nuclear weapons, and of course they would have gotten nuclear weapons knowledge from their spies before we managed to defeat them.

I for one am fine with the way things turned out, overall, apart from what the easterner had to suffer at the mongol hands

A 4 star who is not in the JCS has zero influence on geopolitical decisions.

shrapnel and over pressure is a hell of a thing

I know I'm drifting into the World of "What If?" bought the US could've opened a two front war with the Russians, US Army units in the Western Front and the Marine and Army units already in the Pacific on the Eastern Front

Just speculations but I think the US could've beaten Russia

Battle of Karánsebes

Famous from a fucking Cracked article, this made up battle never fails to grind my fucking gears.

never have I heard of it

and I read at least 1 out of 5 daily cracked articles

It's from 08 or 09

>Trillions of non human deaths on earth daily.
>SJW lush green earth,no extremophile bacteria exsist.

One is reality the other isnt only kek can show the way.

Has the chaos god taught you nothing?

oh, hold a tick, that's the battle wherein the austrian army battled itself over gypsy liquor

feckin lel

Fucking this.

I know, right? If the Entente had even a scrap of honor, the world would be a much better place today.