If western philosophers had a Mount Rushmore, who would be on it?

if western philosophers had a Mount Rushmore, who would be on it?

Marx and Engels

Plato
Socrates
Aristotle
Saint Aquinas
Saint Augustine

Plato
Socrates
Aristotle
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Zizek
Molyneux
TJ Kirk
Styxhexxenhammer666

Jordan B Peterson
Nick Land
Sam Harris
David Horowitz

>Kant
>Hegel
>Nietzsche

>Jesus Christ

Don't post feels guy.

hume, heideggar, tarski, husserl would be nice. you know, people that advanced the field instead of working down from a premise or assumption.

instead it'd probably be something retarded like wittgenstein, kierkegaard, du bois, and fuckin ayn rand or something.

Death Grips.

Just the first three of these. If you insist on having four people then maybe Kant I guess.

Define "advancing the field"

It must be 4 people. Aquinas is the 4th.

>people I don't agree with aren't advancing the field because progress is defined by whether or not it goes in the direction I desire
Wew

>Washington
Socrates

>Jefferson
Plato

>Theodore Roosevelt
???

>Lincoln
???

Help me out here lads.

Neitzsche, Aristotle? Need someone like Neitzsche to be the outlier opinion

Obviously Aristotle
>Neitzsche
not even close.

Marxists are the creationists of economics and philosophy.

You know, I'm surprised that marx engels lenin stalin banner was never actually carved into a mountain.
I mean it's reasonable idea for a fuck you to the americans.

no philosopher is worthy of etching onto a cliff face

serious answer:

Socrates
Locke
Kant
Nietzsche

desu Locke and Socrates do

Plato
Aristotle
Kant
Nietzsche

That's too Great Man Theory for Marxists.

>Nihilism
>Utilitarianism
Seriously off yourself.

>HUUURRRR DURRRRR

>utilitarianism

what do you mean by this?

>Nietzsche=Nihilism.
Here.

Definitly Socrates
Definitly Kant
Descartes
Hume
Hobbs

Possible for Russeau, maybe Machiavelli,
Maybe confucious.

>hobbes
>not locke
Stop what you're doing and re-evaluate everything

Socrates, Plato, Descartes, Kant

Socrates, The Amazing Dildoni, Foucault, and The Amazing Dildoni's Left Testicle.

>all these babbys wanting kant

>Aristotle
>Plato
>Aquinas
>Kant
>Wittgenstein

Aristotle
>Represents pre-Christian era of philosophy, could switch him out for Plato or Socrates but I like Aristotle the most
Aquinas
>GOAT Christian philosopher
Locke
>Need someone for classical liberalism given how big of a deal that was.

Deciding on a fourth:
Marx/Engles
>Hate to put them up here as a staunch anti-communist but their historical impact is absurd
Nietzsche
>Hate that edgelords love him so much but he is undeniably important
Kant
>I like him personally
Hume
>Eh
Heidegger
>Just the most well-known post-modernist
Confusious/Buddah/etc.
>I feel like some sort of eastern philosopher deserves a spot here but we could keep this easy and stick to Western thought.

Could obviously go on but I like the first three.