Who are the smuggest Veeky Forums figures?

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Das it mane

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>warning: your post is about to break the 25 year rule.

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why is he so bad at laughing

Sociopathy

delete this

Charlemagne was Germanic Frenchies should go die

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What the fuck does Kai Shek have to be smug about.

>Be Magellan.
>Land in what is now Guam.
>Meet nice locals who give you foodstuffs.
>I like these guys.jpg.
>Go back.
>They steal your boats.
>WTF I WILL CALL YOU LADRONES ON MAPS.

This is Xi? Rare ...

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>When you make that chicken farming Mongolian Aryanboo your personal bitch.

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explain pls

Kaltenbrunner groomed a young Adolf Eichmann, who was then stolen by Heydrich. Kaltenbrunner complained, Himmler did nothing and it became clear that Heydrich was getting perferental treatment from the boss.

So Kaltenbrunner shut his mouth and went back to work. He quietly started fostering relationships with other SS officials whom Himmler and Heydrich shunned or mistreated.

He proceeded then to the National Socialist government and made deep rooted connections with Albert Speer (A man whose position Himmler coveted to the point of plotting an assassination of Speer) and Martin Bormann (Who had the keys to access with Hitler and immensely mistrusted Himmler)

With Bormann as a friend, Kaltenbrunner now had direct access to Hitler. It was Kaltenbrunner who nominated his personal friend Otto Skorzeny to the assignment of saving Mussolini. With that, Kaltenbrunner earned the favour of Hitler

The real kicker is that Kaltenbrunner's greatest aid to his rise to controlling the SS was Himmler and Heydrich. Heydrich went on an open top tour of Lidice and as a result Himmler was saddled with all of Heydrich's responsibility of the internal security of the Reich. Himmler was a lazy man and dumped it off on the seemingly stupid and loyal Kaltenbrunner.

With that the trap closed on Himmler. Kaltenbrunner now had the most political clout of the SS in his hands and became puppet master to Himmler for the duration of the war. Himmler had lost all his power except for his name and friendship to Hitler. The only reason Kaltenbrunner likely didn't just dispose of him. Thanks to Himmler and Heydrich's showboating and infamy, when Kaltenbrunner was placed on trial he was presented as just another high ranking SS man when in reality he was the one to carry out most of the holocaust. from 1943 on.

Himmler was quoted by the Swedish emissary at the the end of the war to saying that he feared Kaltenbrunner more then he did Hitler when the betrayal became known.

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actually made me kek, nice one

>be syngman rhee
>north has crossed the 38th parallel, and is rapidly advancing on seoul.
>"don't worry guys! everyone stay calm, no need to evacuate!"
>hop in your car and drive south, out of the city.
>blow up the bridge behind you.

>North Korea invades
>Tells citizens that everything is ok
>runs away

>smug

golden
just like atlanta's fire

stop appropriating my culture RHEEEE

Hearty kek

literally called Rhee

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lmao