ITT: Wewuzing you're tired of

Poles and le Winged Hussars

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It isn't we wuzzing if they wuz.

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sounds like someone got their nerves pinched ;)

>It isn't we wuzzing if they wuz.

Hussars were recruited only from rich nobility who could afford expensive top-tier armor, weapons, horses and shit

Since polish nobility and upper classes were persecuted, killed and relocated deep into Russia through last 200 years, modern Poles are mostly descendants of peasants and workers

Average Pole today wuz hussars as much as black person from USA wuz a king

>Average Pole today wuz hussars as much as black person from USA wuz a king

He's right tough

And most norsemen were peaceful farmers rather than raiders, most americans never went to space so that means scandinavians can't wewuz vikings and americans can't wewuz moon landers and shiet? Take a grip your logic is retarded.

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well duh, most americans get shot

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Native Americans and how "peaceful" their lives were before the big bad white man came along

Most Polish people have Polish noble ancestors much like most Europeans descend from Charlemagne.

Not as retarded as claiming relation to someone else's accomplishments for your own. Being against WE WUZ in all forms and living for yourself and your own accomplishments is the solution. If you're merely looking for inspiration, whether you're related to the individuals in question is irrelevant.

That's not wewuzing that's something liberal retards say and no Native ever claimed.

The wewuz meme is about people claiming their ancestors were someone else than they actually were. Like the Romans claiming to be Trojans, Anglos claiming to be Jews or American blacks claiming to be Egyptians. A Pollack claiming to be descended from Pollacks or an Italian claiming to descend from Italians is by default not wewuzing, it's the truth.

But Anglos are Jews
>evil
>greedy
>every tragedy can be traced back to them
>manipulate others

They're maybe Jew-like, but they aren't literally Jews.

This thread confirms the average Veeky Forumstorian is too dumb to get what wewuz is.

>Romans claiming to be Trojan
What

The wewuz meme is also about people who never shut the fuck up about their history

Proof?

>what is Aeneid

No, it was never that. It's also a /pol/ meme you should stop approximating you bigot.

>it was never that

It is now. The meme has evolved

>It was real in my mind

Was the Romans claiming Trojans thing proven to be wrong or something
I know the myths start out with a guy from Troy running with his family and having kids that eventually become Romulus and Remus. Is that Romans we wuzing?

This:
But also, your post doesn't really make sense, considering that is a white man who, presumably, was in America.

>approximating

M8 Polish-Lithuania has the biggest number of nobles in Europe. 10% of the population was WEWUZ ARISTOCRATS N SHIET.

This. When people romanticize their history too much, it becomes we wuz.

The "noble savage" image of indigenous groups in various countries.

The Islamic "Golden Age".

American claiming anything while everybody know that they're mixed and can't claim anything

The we wuzing of nordfags claiming they were rome ans greeks.

>muh golden age didn't exist

Yaw salty white bois cant deny the truth mang

read a little bit of this thread and it sucks

The Irish.

Republic of Ireland:
>We wuz rebels
>We wuz celts

Meanwhile in more civilised Ulster, people have a true ancient heritage but they don't go on and on about it.

"WE WUZ SARMATIANS" is more relevant for Poland.

The family through which the ard-riship in Ireland passed through were the O'Neils, there were two branches of this family the leinster O'Neils and the ulster O'Neils, it was actually a very strange succession system in that the families would alternate the ard-riship, to say they have a distinct history when their rulers lay claim to a title with claim over the entirety of Ireland I'd classic nordie wewuzzery, day riata being an even greater example of this, when there was one tangentially Irish king of Dal riata I can remember, I'm willing to debate if you have any counterpoints relating to the O'Neils being distinct when they were literally part of a family from the south, a distinction which had no historical basis back then.

WE WUZ SPICE KINGS by Saudi's

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ALL wewuzing is retarded cancer that deserves nothing but mockery.

They were incense kings though

> Charlemagne's ancestors mixed with some many people since he was alive that everybody (European) is a relative of Charlemagne

That is what a Geneticist said on Dan Snow's podcast, but I think it's bullshit.

>Is that Romans we wuzing?
Yes, and the early Germanic invasions may be a lie to.

The German leaders just happened to be called

> Caesorix
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesorix

> Claodicus
> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claodicus

Inventing a fantasy invasion by Germans gave the Romans a legitimate reason for invading across the Rhine without any precedence for war.

We Wuz Charlemagne by the Germans

Charlemagne was French

He was Belgian

Finns claiming they're mongols

98% of evrything finns claims about history

That is not exactly right.
Where you are right that Towarzysz aka Comrade was one(but they were mostly middle class noble as the really rich one come with their own small private army) he also come with some armed companions that were lesser nobility or even commoners.
Some of them advanced to the full rank or even get nobilitation.
Also the the economic decline happen and its rather possible that former nobility mixed with commoners and at last some of the Poles carry their blood.

And about black in USA.
Black African slave traders were often warlords that enslave their rivals or some petty kingdoms and first guys they sell were often former subdued royalty, nobility or household warriors.
Why keep troublemakers at home when you could sell them for profit?

But this is a history board, what do you expect?