What makes Italians such bad warriors? How could the Italian army, equipped with tanks and guns...

What makes Italians such bad warriors? How could the Italian army, equipped with tanks and guns, lose to a bunch of spear chucking niggers?

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Because they had a generally ineffective national government.

Lions led by asses and all that.

But /pol/ told me that fascism was efficient.

they had rifles supplied by the soviets which caught the Italians by surprise

just like when Custer lost to the Indians and the English lost to the Zulus

Bullshit. It is a historical fact that the Ethiopians were fighting with literal sharp sticks at the time. I used to shoot those poison darts out of a straw like in cartoons.

*Russians

The first war was in the 19th century, not 20th

Because the Menelik II had 140 iq

shitty small arms and tanks, and a massive variation in the quality of the troops themselves and their officers/

Italy actually won the 2nd Italo-Ethiopian war though. Maybe you're confusing it with the 1st war which was not during Mussolini's reign.

>What is Roman Empire
I think maybe you're referring to modern Italy's failures in WW1 and WW2.
In WW1 it can be blamed on Luigi Cadorna's inability to cross a river without killing off the entire Italian male population in the process.
In WW2 it was due to the fact that a lot of Italians fucking hate eachother, the equipment was outdated, they had fuck-all resources, and their command structure was rubbish. They were only prepared for minor colonial conflicts, not for total war against major nations. Mussolini warned Hitler of this and told him that Italy needed until 1943 to modernize its military, but the warning was ignored.

>Italy actually won the 2nd Italo-Ethiopian war though. Maybe you're confusing it with the 1st war which was not during Mussolini's reign.
They "won" while incurring heavy casualties against an enemy that didn't have modern weapons.The Africans were literally disabling Italian tanks with coconuts.

>What makes Italians such bad warriors?
mfw

But in all seriousness, though, success in warfare has always been a question of organization, and that is always a reflection of the people in leadership positions, NOT the rank and file, who average about as tough or soft as any other group of people.

What about the 300 Spartans?

>italians
>roman

The Greeks have a better claim to being Roman then the mongrel race of lombards, arabs and italics.

I'm sure somebody else has the info-graphic saved and will soon post it, but genetic testing has proven that those geopolitical movements mattered far less to the overall population than we initially suspected.

For less than 1% of Roman society, the wealthiest contingent, 476 was the year of unmitigated disaster as they suddenly found their property holdings to not be worth the paper they were printed on. For the other 99% of Roman society it was life goes on, only with shitty new Germanic bosses instead of shitty old Roman ones.

>They "won" while incurring heavy casualties against an enemy that didn't have modern weapons.The Africans were literally disabling Italian tanks with coconuts.

>Italy: 10,000 killed
>Ethiopia: 275,000 combatants killed
Sure bud

The Italians inflate the causalities to make themselves look better.

If that were true they would've won the war, literally any of them that weren't Franco

275,000 is what was reported by the Ethiopians.

and the Ethiopians still fucked them over in the first Italo-Ethiopian war, and even defeated were an effective guerilla force in WWII

The Italians lost less than 20k people in the second Italo-Ethiopian war, while they killed 275k. They didn't lose, nor did they suffer larger amounts of casualties, nor did they perform poorly.

The Ethiopians in the first war had 50,000 men equipped with 'modern' fast-firing rifles, plus another 150,000 with antiquated guns, spears, and swords. Italy had 16,000 of Italian (mostly northerners) troops in the invasion force plus 8,000 Askaris, in the invasion force. They were always going to lose that one.

>lose to a bunch of spear chucking niggers
wrong, the anglos secretly armed them

>Ethiopians
>niggers
No

>What makes Italians such bad warriors?

And disputed by the Italians.

>Italian people
>Bad at war

You realize the Italian peninsula has created literally the greatest military men in history, for most of history right?
Here are just a few, and I will leave out the thousands and thousands of stellar examples of military prowess that the Romans displayed.

1.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raimondo_Montecuccoli

Raimondo Montecuccoli, Marshal of the Holy Roman Empire considered the greatest general of early modern warfare who had significant defeats over both Le Grande Conde and Turrene

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrogio_Spinola,_1st_Marquis_of_the_Balbases

2. Ambrogio Spinola, General and Admiral for Spain who succeeded in crushing the Dutch Revolt for a time. Considered by many to be the greatest master of siege warfare in history owing to to nearly 100 successful sieges and 0 defeats in war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Farnese,_Duke_of_Parma

3. Alexander Farnese, Duke of Parma, also in the service of Spain, considered one of the best ever "Spanish" generals who contributed to the crushing of the dutch revolt as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon

4. Napoleon, this man needs no introduction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_of_Lauria

4. Roger of Lauria, Admiral who commanded the fleet of the Crown of Aragon, considered the greatest Naval commander in Medieval European Naval warfare

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/André_Masséna

5. Andre Massena, Napoleonic Marshal, considered by many to be Napoleon's best and most capable military commander next to Davout. He was affectionately nicknamed "the darling child of victory".

napoleon wasn't born on the peninsula

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Eugene_of_Savoy

6. Prince Eugene of Savoy, Marshal of Austria and the Holy Roman Empire, considered by many to be one of the greatest commanders in history, he dealt crushing defeats to the Turks, as well as the French in the War of Spanish Succession.

He was of minor Tuscan nobility long term, and short term was Genoese. The man was Italian by blood as much as just about anyone.

He even said, alluding to his Italian ancestry, "I am of the race that builds empires", and was said to be "ferocious" due to his Italian ancestry

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottavio_Piccolomini

7. Ottavio Piccolomini, Marshal of the Holy Roman Empire during the 30 years war, considered one of the Empire's best generals in history, dealt crushing defeats to both the French and the Swedes who were at the time seemingly unbeatable on the battlefield

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiore_dei_Liberi

8. Fiore dei Liberi, fencing master who codified most of European swordsmanship in his work "the flower of battle", considered the greatest master of individual combat in Europe in his day.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessandro_dal_Borro

9. Alessandro Dal Barro, Marshal of the Holy Roman Empire, dealt many crushing defeats to the Ottoman Empire and was so successful that he was nicknamed "the Terror of the Turks"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occhiali

10. Occhiali, an Admiral of the Ottoman Empire and Barbary pirate born in Calabria who was kidnapped as a slave and through skill and bravery in combat and leadership alone came to be one of, if not the greatest Ottoman Naval commander next to Barbarossa.

Thats a primer on some great Italian commanders. There are literally 100s more.

The genetic composition of the italian peninsula didn't significantly change whatsoever during the barbarian invasions and fall of rome.

When will this "military elite takes control of an area and magically transmutes the entire local population into their genetic clones" fucking end?

Ethiopians weren't chucking spears, they were equipped with modern arms and had received Western guidance a la Meiji Japan.

More importantly, the Ethiopian military was experienced with its rough terrain. The new Italian military lacked expertise in this country and had very poor command.

Rimbaud made a living selling heavy artillery to the Ethiopians and he died in fucking 1891.

While some of the Ethiopian forces used traditional weaponry (iron swords and spears, not sharpened sticks), the kingdom had purchased huge weapons stockpiles and received some military guidance from the West and Russia.

>there are people in this thread who think that Ethiopia was some primitive African country

Ffs, it even got into the Society of Nations in 1923.

>This fucking fatass was nicknamed "the terror of the turks"
Lifegoals brah

Tanks need gas, guns need bullets, soldiers need food. It doesn't matter how advanced your technology is when you don't have the organizational skill and discipline to supply it in the field. An important corollary to this is that hopefully your soldiers are led competently so that they don't waste these resources.

Those were backed up by ~4000 other Greeks.

Ethiopia was supplied weapons by Russia and other nations.
/pol/'s a bunch of impressionable morons.

As opposed to being dense and dogmatic?

1936 senpai

DAILY REMINDER

This fatass fucked sluts and killed the enemies of christianity and even died fighting like a man against them.
He lived a life 1000 times as glorious as your irrelevant garbage life.

Why there's ALWAYS a retard that post this? All the time people post genetic tests proving that modern Italians are basically the same as the Romans. Are you a newfag or you're just baiting?