King of Armenia offers you 10,000 men to help you invade Parthia

>King of Armenia offers you 10,000 men to help you invade Parthia
>No
What the hell was his problem.

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He's a fuckin' twat mate.

I presume it would've cost money to pay them or, assuming if they were offered for free, Crassus was afraid that he would have to share the spoils with more people.

> GOLDED

>muh baggage train

He wanted to invade rich Mesopotamia directly.

Also Crassus was a poor boi. He did a great job in the third servile war, but somehow Pompey took all the credit.

If he had kept a linear formation he probably would have been fine.

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>Potential 46,000 Armenian soldiers added to your legions
>But didn't want to share his shekels
I wonder how much damage they could have done. Mesopotamia could have been conquered long before the time of Trajan.

He could have had 100000 men, he still made shitty strategic decisions once he came across a proper Parthian army.

Based Historia Civilis

>tfw new episode and you watch it religiously

It was autism

The extra cavalry in particular would have made fighting the Parthians easier.

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No free lunch. There are always strings attached.

Didn't the same guy backstab Antony?

Dude, you know that Surenia, the enemy general that Crassus was up against, is a master strategist right?

Shame all that strategy didn't save him from being cucked by his own king.

Pls no bully Crassus. He gave his life glorifying Rome instead of himself, unlike those "other" triumvirs.

That just proves the King is a retard. Also misusing cuck should be a rule.

>Words can only be used with their literal meaning in mind and nothing else

"You are a cuck?"
"user you aren't using it in the right context"
"C-cuck"

You think Crassus gave a fuck about money? He had enough money to buy Parthia and Armenia each twice. It was more about glory to him - he didn't want anyone to steal his glory, he wanted to do it all himself.

Suck my duck cuck. Nobody cares about muh meme terms

When you call someone an asshole are you calling them a literal asshole or are you just using simile to associate them with a negative image?

In the case of people using 'cuck' as an insult they don't literally mean that the person is a cuckold. Instead they're just implying that they're a pushover and associating them with someone beta enough to allow themselves to be cuckolded.

You are one dumb cuck.