$32M ETH STOLEN

>most people believe that it's a bug with ETH when it's a bug with some shitty wallet
I guess we do need retards to take money from.

Let us discuss serious matters. Will ETH split again? H and C is already taken, so maybe let's proceed alphabetically and start with ETA?

>Aeternity loses their funds before I even get their tokens
What the fuck is even happening with Ethereum

DO I SHORT?

aw fucking jesus no

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHORT SHORT SHORT

DOES VITALIK GOD HARDFORK AGAIN??? DOES THE MADMAN DO IT?

It's already both under 0.09 BTC and $200.
LET US LAUGH AT THOSE WHO /LONG/ THIS BUGGY COIN HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

dropping to $100...

I want someone to make a video of Donald Trump saying ETH IS A MESS.

Its the only way to properly convey these kinds of fuck ups.

is eth going to have a hard fork once a year now?

SHORT FREE MONEY MANG

>twitter.com/maraoz/status/887751004971831296
That's a MAJOR fuck up.

Wew lad

wait WHAT about edgeless?

should I sell?

If you haven't sold yet you should sell now.

How can a casino make money without a bank roll?

Sorry bub.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK. My retarded CFD broker (plus500) not only has high as fuck spreads, they insanely manipulate the price. Barely made it out with profit. Brb cryptowatch eth = $190, plus500= $198

>meanwhile on eToro (ETH CFD)

>fastforward tomorrow
>fuck i didnt buy the dip again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SELL SELL SELL

ETHKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

SELL SELL SELL

ALL THE mETH HAS BEEN COOKED

ETH IS A MESS A BIG FAT MESS.

Fucking scammers. I noticed at one point today the price for BTC was $100 lower on plus500 than in reality (of course while the btc was going up). How is this even legal is beyond me.

@CollinCrypto

The hacked $ETH tx are 8 to 24 hours old. Far more addresses are vulnerable but hacker likely stopped to reduce chances of hardfork.

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

ETHTARDS busy FUDDING LTC to notice another ETH hack happened...

LOL

KYS mETH heads..

ETA is a spanish seperatist organization
>ETA splits

pottery

Well, you have to treat these places like a bookmakers, they don't want to lose money so they rig the system

That was an inside job.

>sold my EDG when it was down 20% about half an hour ago
>tfw it's now down 50%

>tfw didn't fell for the ETH meme

>ETH code
Parity is not an official Ethereum project.

Parity wallet hacked

Ethereum not hacked

If you have a parity multisig wallet past version 1.5 you NEED to move all of your funds RIGHT NOW

fools if you think this isnt market implantation to drive prices down.

hacks wasnt ETH fault so why would it change anything about its value other than you panic sellers?

above 230 by friday, 300 by monday. Screencap fgts

So short ETH and buy litecoin? What should I do about bitcoin?

75 million stolen in seperate attack over multiple tokens

etherscan.io/address/0x1dba1131000664b884a1ba238464159892252d3a#tokentxns

etherscan.io/address/0x1dba1131000664b884a1ba238464159892252d3a#tokentxns

Because market value isn't decided by veteran traders or actual events, it's decided by what a bunch of 20 year old speculators who have never before touched a stock think of those events.

>A swift response from a whitehat hacker group used the same exploit to drain many other project’s parity multisig wallets, in order to protect them from theft. This group was able to save over 377,000 ETH

good god I am glad I moved all my eth on parity to a ledger

funny is that the hackers ethereum picture reminds me of bancors crowdsale picture

Just sold my edgeless.

because of the fear of hundreds of thousands of eth hitting the market and crashing the price with it, are you literally retarded?

Fudders gonna fud.

ETH HACKED!!! SELL SELL SELL

parity, a third party shittily put together wallet got hacked you dumb as doorbell fucks.

hmm eth still following btc like normal. it's almost as if 32 million doesn't matter in a 21 billion market cap...really makes you think.

shut up retard we're creating a dip here

where do you get this from?

Cue the SEC.

I posted a pink wojak @ /pol/. I got scolded and was warned pink wojak are only reserved for Veeky Forums.
Kek

80 million now.

my god, if they hit bancor/tezos/snt

see

twitter.com/SatoshiLite/status/887781929726038016

>the state of coiners right now

SOMEONE FIND THIS EXPLOIT SO WE CAN HACK SOME WALLETS FFS

yeah ! we need to come together to make some cheddar!

Is this the death of ETH ?

This is only a vulnerability affecting Parity Multisig wallets and even then only 1.5 or later Parity wallets

Nothing inherent to Ethereum has been hacked.

lol fuck no

have any of you retards ever heard of Mt. Gox?

If the creator of Solidity, Gavin Wood, cannot write a secure multisig wallet in Solidity, pretty much confirms Ethereum is hacker paradise.

you are not charlie lee , pajeet!

>Is this the death of ETH ?

How would the hacker realize these gains? I mean at some point he'll have to either use it for purchasing items through bitcoin or convert it to fiat. Either way the (((IRS or local tax jurisdiction))) will want to see where these assets came from right?

Or are there places that just don't give a fuck and the hacker is a 3rd world pajeet with no possible future consequences?

Like I'd be shitting my pants if I managed to somehow scam millions from companies.

So it's the death of Bitcoin too?

what if you split it up and transfer it between anonymous wallets and exhanges using a tor network and vpn.

The account is frozen

Monero

literally just turn it into monero and send it through a couple different addresses behind tor/vpn , send it back out in small amounts and nobody has any idea where it went.

putting your coins into shit wallets. Serve you right retards.
t. counting my coins on my ledger nano s and laughing at you..

Yeah but even through this method you'll still end up with millions of supposedly "clean" money out of nowhere? I mean if you ever want to turn it into tangible assets.

Could you just pass it off as a gift or what?

If you had 1,000,000 BTC right now but could never use them and were stuck holding them in millions of tiny wallets forever, what's the point?

find a young oil sheik, (likely a son of the old man), sell it to him half off for cash

those guys can keep their mouths shut on under the table deals

Hell, you're already pretty damn lucky at that point. Push your luck for 3/4.

Open up a big ass short on ETH right before the news hits.

For what you stupid fuck? a 3rd party wallet being hacked? Jesus christ Veeky Forums is dumber than plebbit sometimes

Shorted! 5eth

All it takes is the public to freak out and propaganda for the government to step in. Look at how this third party hack made the price go down. People freak out at anything. It won't be long until big dadd govt has to take care of the poor idiot nutraders.

SHOTS FIRED