Who is the historical figure you most identify with? For me, it's Martin Luther. Intelligent...

Who is the historical figure you most identify with? For me, it's Martin Luther. Intelligent, hated the Roman Catholic church, and with a wicked sense of humor.

He also has a very nice hat. So it matches your fedora.

>tfw it's no longer socially acceptable for a jobless teacher to rebel against their nation and then chill in a palace all day with qt palace grils as their friends do all the hard work and almost turn their nation into a 1st world superpower

>tfw to smart to make a decision

> wins battles
> not worth it

I'm that guy who got shot in the Invasion of Normandy before he even got off the boat.
>he had so much potential... what was his name again? Oh well, life goes on

His delusional bullshit ended up killing tens of millions.

JUST

If the Brits and Americans had supported him instead of the Qing then Hong Rengan would've made Southern China a serious world power. He basically had an identical modernization plan to Japan but he had like 5 times the population and resources. The Heavenly Kingdom would've been insanely powerful if it succeeded

Cato the Younger
>Just trying to do what I believe in
>Get pushed around by people aggressive for stuff
>Go out in a not so glorious fashion

brb going to get my rusty dagger guys

Victrix causa deis placuit sed victa Catoni

>fuck this senate bullshit, time to kill weak faggots and conquer Europe

>he thinks he's perfect
Cmon, there is no Augustus but Augustus. Too good for our world

Caligula...as bad as it is

I love writing lists

>Martin Luther. Intelligent

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

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More a kind of admiration. A personification of what I find interesting in remarkable people.

Diogenes
>tfw can't live in a barrel and shitpost irl
Well I could, but I like having money.

imma do whatever I want.
Fuck cleopatra, tell pirates to double my ransom, givem a day headstart before hunting then down and crucifying them along the shores, created July. Brutus was a little bitch, it took 37 cock suckers to take me out.

If he's so good, why does he need a load bearing cherub?

Niccolos Machiavelli
>high rank in the militairy before 20
>knowledge of nearly every field
>make theatreplays
>friends with the Borgias
>write 2 books that are still popular among politicians and dictators
>write a summary of the first 20 books of Titus Livius
>get a train of thought named after me
>banned for being too smart
>get asked back to write the history of Florence

MFW i'm probably the smartest guy in this thread

=.=

In the military. Contributing to the the most vital part of a society. Dociety is xontrary to nature. Thinks he's the smartest guy in the thread. Instantly proved wrong.

What a guy.

Came here to say this. If you use this site there's a 90% chance that you're Louis XVI, no matter how much you don't want to be.

Charles
>bad stammer every now and then
>what monarchy to have more central role in government
>no bishops no king
>want to continue Anglo French alliance
>people hear me but take a completely idea from what I meant
>believes in string and stable government
>all the pomp and glory
>but court should be regulated and not decadent

Homeless mommysboy....for now.

Elmer Fudd, totally bewildered most of the time, easily tricked by wise cracking rabbit, and the brain capacity similar to a chicken.

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none, ive never identified with anyone.

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You don't know your own boy. He was a Catholic friar and loved the Catholic church. He just wanted it to be a little less evil. So they kicked him out and became much more evil.

Give me a quick rundown of him

>Evil
Like how? Taking money for sins and feeding the poor. What villains!

Wrong, he wanted to marry a nun.Everything else he said is an excuse.

> hate gommunists so much he joined 3 different armies just to keep on killing dirty commies.

Someone help me finish this line:

If u havin pope problems I feel bad for u son, I got 95 these but _________

theses*

also you can take the "but" out i guess