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Mao 30, 80
Shankara 45 65
I'd replace pol pot with Mugabe

>the remainings of the australopithecus Lucy.
We don't know, Lucy could have been a complete bitch.

There are a lot of people who suffered a lot more than Jesus and did a lot less to deserve it.

Richard Nixon (30,35)
Henry VIII (75,10)
Cromwell (70,15)

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What did mithridates suffer from?

Look at his Wikipedia article. Basically one of the worst execution methods ever conceived and it wasn't even completely his fault either.

Eve (100,100)

1) Fictional
2) She didn't suffer nearly as much as she deserved.

[spoiler]Just be /pol/ and make 100,100 the Jews.[/spoiler]

Jews would be 0 suffering and 100 deserve in /pol/istan

Gaddafi (65,60)

Robespierre seems like the perfect 50 50

Pyrrhus of Epirus
25, 25

your'e being too kind to nicky

Putin (30,15)
Julius Caesar (40,40)
Justinian (30,40)

user (100,100)

where would Rasputin fit?

this

Upper left somewhere.

70, 65

Anne frank didn't suffer , gas is a very humane way to go

Pol Pot at (100,5)

>Cromwell (70,15)
fuck off, monarchist

Sunni detected

Thanks for the help, kind user.

she definitely deserved a little more than her suffering though
gotta explain himself or that's as much as I can fit him

Keep em coming lads.

well yeah its not like this is based on anything. We are just having fun

Marx. Suffering 15
Deserved it 100

Correct.

Correct.

5,80

Fuck you guys Cromwell was a good boy.

Boethius, 20,20

Valerian 80, 95

Gaius Marius
(40,20)

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Marie Antoinette
(10,70)

> live your whole live in luxury
> Conspire against your country with foreign powers
> get a swift painless death
Yeah, nah

Edgar Allen Poe
(20,70)

FDR
(90,30)

Montezuma
45, 80

any better suggestions?

woops meant Suffering 45 deserving 80 for Montezuma

(0,100): Joseph Merrick

pompey
30, 60

swap Dr. Mengele with Annie Frank.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Panzram

Where would he go?

good meme
serial killers is cheating

Oskar Dirlewagner

(60, 100), if I could put him any higher than 100 I would

I think you mean Scotts-Irish.

Siddhartha (the Buddah): 5,15
Hitler: 80,75
Martin Luther: 85, 25

Also Poe should be lower on the suffering chart. He had a hard life but I don't know if it would be equal to being burned at the stake like Joan was.

Marx could also probably be brought back to 85/80 deserved it and 5 suffering because he just had dumb ideas. It was his followers who implemented them poorly.

Mao and Roosevelt should be switched and Eve should be removed.

Trump at (40,30)
Obama at (15,25)
Dubya at (45,20)

Who is 70,75?

>Trump at (40,30)
>Obama at (15,25)
>Dubya at (45,20)
They are too recent to be included. Seriously Trump has had 120 days in office. He isn't a historical figure yet.

Move marie antoinette to 60 deserved and put louis where she was

Alcibiades at 40 suffering 5 deserved
>kicked out of your homeland twice and killed despite doing nothing wrong except trusting others

Martin Luther King
(10, 55)

didnu nuffin, just a chubby jap who loved his disney and fish

Jimmy Carter at (15, 30)

Shiro Iishii at 10, 95

forgot to include pic

JFK (x 10, y 45)
Nietzsche (x 25, y 55)
Joseph Smith (x 85, y 30)
Vercingetorix (x 35, y 65)
John Paul II (x 5, y 50)

panzram is a little more complicated because he was tortured as a kid.

Philosophers are fucking cheating. Hardly any of them did anything.

Kissinger: 60,15
Edward Bernays: 85,5

Nietzsche is a different case. He lived in chronic pain, ended his final days in a sanatorium.
He was a great critic of Christian morality and influenced profoundly the 20th century views on religion and morals. I think he had done quite a lot in his life.

Come on, Caesar was just as bad as any Nazi even if he played at being merciful to his own kind. He deserved what he got even if he did get some good things done in the dying republic.

naturally, but what he did was utterly monstrous, there's no two ways about it

That is why he is 40,40 I'd imagine. He didn't do the worst things in the world, he also did some good things, and he got exactly what he had coming for him.

Henry VIII suffered for years in his old age with his obesity and weird health conditions, no way that counts as only 20 when there's people who died healthy in their sleep higher than him

Gilles de Rais (100, 40)

Suffering 40, deserved it 100
Oskar Dirlewanger.

Fuck off bolshevik idiot

Krasus at 60,60

OP 100, 1000

Look up the Asiatic Vespers, the guy was a cunt and squarely had it coming.

Change Mithridates to 95,90.

issei sagawa somewhere in the bottom right.

95, 10?

why is FDR considered evil?

Butthurt repubs who claim "he woz trying to be a dictator"

I guess Joan just was too low for her tier in general, also Eve stays as long as no one replaces her.
Gotta explain why should I give a jump that big.
I guess they count for now.
I'm not suffering that much.
Keep em coming.

Oh I mentioned Shiro and misunderstood, I thought he would be put next to Stalin. Sorry for confusion

Yes you are because OP will always be a faggot

Corrected.
Old meme.

>Anne Frank placed right next to jesus.
Holocaustianity really is the new religion of the west

Majorian 20,90

There was this chinese concubine, Qi, who bore a child from the Emperor, Zhao, he already had a son though so Zhao wouldn't inherit the throne. The Emperor died and his first son became the new Emperor. Now the Empress-Dowager, the mother of the New Emperor, really hated the fact that her Husband had fathered children on other women. So, she had the following done to the poor Qi.

>Nevertheless Empress Dowager had an assassin force venom down King of Zhao's throat....She then had Concubine Qi's limbs chopped off, blinded her by gouging out her eyes, cut off her tongue and locked her in the pigsty, and called her a "Human Swine"

Qi lived for 6 years in this fashion. I vote her at 100 suffering and zero.

Louis XVII

5, 75?

I don't see how he scores so high on any of them? he was confined to his own palace, and while his entire family was killed, surely he didn't suffer 85?

Gilles de Rais literally raped and murdered dozens, if not hundreds of children and was ''merely'' hanged, surely that means he deserved a lot more suffering than he got

Reagan (25,50)

Replace Panzaram (sereal killers are cheating) with Mao's opposite number; Jiang Jieshi

Suffering; 25 Deserved it; 95
Massacred the CPC for no reason throwing his country into a Civil War, loses but still gets to live out his life on an island as dictator propped up by the USA until his death

Can we just remove anybody who is alive, Jimmy Carter, Putin, Obama, Trump are all 0 suffering