ITT: Historical quotes

Lol'd

And let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Phillip II of Macedon doesn't know what he's doing. he knows exactly what he's doing
-Demosthenes

HRRRRRRPPPHPHPHHPHPHPHPHPHP UHHGGLUGLGUGLIGLU

>Hold my amphora

You fuckers can't kill me!
-Rasputin

"Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"

Lost, fpbp also.

>Fuck the Senate

"Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!"
George Washington to a captured Hessian

"im a little babydicked sociopathic virgin loser rofl" - josef stalin

t. Trotsky

"Who paid you to grab Pope Clement Vll?" Kaspar Röist

I tar'n.
-K. Rekdal

"Hey can one of you guys take the blame for something I did? I'll pay you back."

>The Nazis? A trifle! It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. You see the Germans had a built in kill limit. Knowing this, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their kill limit and shut down. Ivan, show them the medal I won!

- Zhukov

kek 10/10

"Leave the Communist's to me"

"Thank god I die a true Canadian"

CKS was a qt

this one is more accurate for the quote desu

>The bourgeoisie today is a failing class. By it's imperialist methods of appropriation is destroying the economic structure of the world and human culture generally. Nevertheless, the historical persistence of the bourgeoisie is colossal. It holds to power and does not wish to abandon it. Thereby it threatens to drag after it into the abyss the whole of society.

Germanina delenda est - Based Bomber Harris

"1 and 1 bomb is end of war"

-Korea

kek

>Talk shit, get hit
-Bomber Harris

"Who the fuck are these guys oh shi-"
-Oskar Dirlewanger

>Bomber "German town? Burn it down" Harris
>Bomber "Ignite thermite across the Reich" Harris

"I AM the Assembly"
- President Louis-Napoleon Bonaparte,
2nd December 1851

>Do tigers suck yo dick? Didn't think so niggas.