Lindybeige

Top Five Tanks - Lindybeige

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Good Solid Tank Guy/Tranny Jewish Sandhurst Lecturer > Lindy.

What tanks does he list?

Watch the video to find out.

But it's half an hour long. Can someone just give me a quick rundown

Can I make a wild guess and say that 3 out of the 5 tanks are British.

Number 5 is not a Tank though.

>he just looks like a crackhead during the mk4 part

Number 4 is not a Tank either.

Why does he always dress like a fucking beggar?

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>Bren Gun Carrier
>Churchill is number 1

m a d m a n

And they're all british right?

who fucking cares, this is the same guy that thinks footsoldiers can beat cavalry 1 on 1

Number 3, yes, yes, yes, FAGGOT

>Swedish S-Tank
>Jagdpanther
>Mark IV
>Universal carrier
>Churchill

Patrician taste except for the Univeral carrier and no Centurion tank.

fuck off lindy we're not watching your video

easily with a decent spear

>churchill #1
shocked

Hi, /k/.

How poor is this guy?

STRV 103
Jagdpanther
MK IV
Universal Carrier
Churchill

Typical dumbassbeige.

I thought I killed you, Fargoth

Half of those aren't even tanks.

This is the objective best list for top 5 tanks of all time.

5. M1 Abrams/Leopard 2
4. T-64A
3. Panzer III
2. T-34/M4 tie
1. Renault FT

>universal carrier
I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed.

>no banebalde on the list
heresy it is

Lindybeige:fanboy not historian

Only the Universal Carrier is not a tank.

>all his top 5 are British tanks
wow, colour me surprised

Fuck off shilling your own video you (((Anglo))) faggot

You idiots that's not his video, it's from The Tank Museum channel.

dude get some new clothes

>MK IV
>even despite the Renault FT-17 overshadowing it and giving the precedent for what all tanks would look like
The butthurt against France is real.

Title is a bit misleading. It's his favourite tanks rather than what he thinks are the best tanks of all time.

Why does he wear the same clothes all the time?

> Meme S-Tank being good at anything, despite having never been in an actual fight
> The only German "tank" on the list is Jagdpanther
> Universal Carrier APC is the second best "tank"
> Churchill is the best tank
> 3/5 are Brittish
> No Russian tanks on the list
> No American tanks on the list
Wew, lads, I think we're being memed by the Eternal Anglo again.

Wrong. The Jagdpanther isn't a tank either, it's a self-propelled anti-tank gun. And the swedish one is only a tank by usage, it's turretless, and at least for a bunch of definitions, the turret is the defining feature between a tank and a SPG.

ameritanks are trash lad.

>ameritanks are trash lad.
>lad
Go back to your shed Lindy

make me, with your shitty ameritrash tanks.

just like you, they're circumsized LOL

Gee I wonder if he picked a Brit tank for #1

>it's a self-propelled anti-tank gun
>has armour, threads, and seats for multiple crew members, among which a driver
>"gun"
Saying tank destroyers are "not tanks" is about as fucking retarded as saying "sniper rifles are not guns"

>anglo "trolling"

>YFW the actual tank museum, a world renowned, respected organisation, ASKED fucking Lindybeige to talk about tanks for them

Top Five Tanks:
#no1 Lindybeige

You do realise that the first tank didn't have turrets but sponsons. And don't even get me started on the first French ones (or the A7V, which ha ddefinetely no turret, yet is considered a tank).
Point is, usage means everything. The StuG III was the most widely used tank of the Wehrmacht, despite being supposed to be an exclusive infantry support SPG.

he dresses like a Socialist

>1: Churchill
>2. Universal Carrier
>3. Mark IV

Can he at least try to hide his blatant nationalism? I mean the Churchill even being a good tank, much less the best fucking tank ever is already debatable. Where is the Renault FT? The M4 Medium? The T-34? The T-55 series?

StuG was not a tank buddy. Armoured vehicle, sure.

>he didn't even pick the most aesthetic tank the bongs used in WWII (the cromwell)
Someone end this idiot

WRONG.
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>universal carrier

Only that they were considered a viable replacement for the regular tanks later in the war. 100 of about monthly 307 units were used in the tank divisions. In terms of usage, the StuG was used initially as an armoured SPG with the armor and arms of a PzKpfw.IV, but turned out to be a capable Jagdpanzer aswell. Motorised and armored, perfectly capable of destroying both hard and soft targets, not really different to a Saint-Chamond/Schneider/A7V at all in design philosophy. Doesn't it seam like a tank to you?

Classic Lindybeige, I suppose he had his girlfriend stolen by a French soldier at some point to be so biased.

All of you who shit on the Churchill, can get fucked. It was the closest thing the Allies had to the Tiger tank in quantity

He addresses in the video that he's biased towards British tanks. It's his top five favourite tanks, not the top five objectively best tanks.

What does that even mean in regards to a tank?

Yes

So it was fucking terrible then.

this tbqh
>inb4 HURR RONSON SHERMAN

>Saw video
>Instantly knew no.1 was going to be a Churchill
>Mass shock I'm right
>I bet people are talking about it on Veeky Forums
>There's a thread on it
You guys are just as predictable as he is

Oh fuck at 34:30 he literally says he had fantasies of battling the French when he was younger
Based Anglo

A tank destroyer is not a type of vehicle, it is a mode of use.

This seems more like a list of favourite tanks than a ranking of combat effectiveness. I mean about five minutes in he basically says he liked the Jagdpanther because it was easy to draw.

>Point is, usage means everything.
Then it isn't a tank, because it was never used for offensive breakthrough roles, but rather for sniping at enemy vehicles, much like a conventional anti-tank gun, only one that is faster than towing it by horses.

1. Centurion
2. Centurion
3. Centurion
4. Centurion
5. Centurion

His usual british wank of course, how many did I get right?

None

Everyone consider the following. Lindy lives in Newcastle, in the far north of England. The Tank Museum is in Dorset, almost as far south as you can get without getting to the Channel. They paid for this hack to travel across the country to do this for them.

He's from Newcastle? Are you sure?

Yes, he never stops mentioning it.

Yeah, he doesn't sound northern but he is the lanky twat

Did you guys actually watch the video? The title is very misleading, it's just tanks he personally likes for various random reasons. He didn't have much good to say about the Churchill other than that it was decent for its role

Fucking geordie bastard, worse thing about him

>his
>ever watching/reading anything ever
This board is for pointless shitposting and blind prejudice only stoopid.

I've never watched him before. Why does everyone hate him?

Because they're all jealous of how anglo he is

Initially because he was popular so it was cool to be contrary. Now he's become an smug shithead who loves the smell of his own darts and has a worryingly fanatical fanclub who worship him and mindlessly repeat his shit.

He's the Stephen Fry of history, people automatically assume he's correct because he has a semi-posh accent and dresses eccentric.

I don't understand, how did he get that accent? Did he just go to a public school or something?
t. Geordie

This.

Yes.

Yeah, his parents worked in America so he was carted off to a boarding school
Also jump into the sludge pit you call a river you inbred cunt

Christ settle down pet, was only a question

>has a worryingly fanatical fanclub who worship him and mindlessly repeat his shit.
This is quite literally every youtube channel with even the slightest following. It's absolutely fucking nauseating.

>tfw I was subbed to lindy when he had like 10k subs

those were the times

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get cucked.

You made the thread, stop complaining.

>Giving the video more views
>Not just joining the hate circle jerk.

But it's not from his channel.

Why is this faggot popular again. Skally is more fun, the bro from Schola gladiatora explains it better and both tend to not speak about things they dont know a lot about, unlike this dude than half the time mix facts informed others talks out of his ass.

>the bro from Schola gladiatora
my man

I like Metatron, even if he's super geek and cringy at times, he's quite interesting and clever.

>skallagrim
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>watch his crossbow videos
>he tries to explain how the power stroke works

He explains it well desu, with true passion.
Yeah, he is interesting but the cringe can be a tad extreme.
Not more than lindy, and his shit is more fun.
I didn-t see that one.

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At 11:30
He has stated multiple times that a longer power stroke results in a more powerful shot, which is correct
But he says because this is because the arrow has "more time to accelerate" compared to a shorter stroke which makes me cringe every time.
The only thing there is to it is that energy=force times distance (dE=F(x).dx is more precise), which is apparently a really difficult concept for some.
I have seen plenty gone full retard here as well whenever bow performance comes up

I love how he described his boyhood fantasy of fighting the french as an english knight

why should we count the also rans? the french didn't invent the blasted thing.

how about you put some of that salt into finding a garlic chewer with actual charisma the tank museum can tap

nigel pls