Who would win in a wizard's duel between Mohammad and Jesus?

>using an AU to argue canon
Get a load of this pleb.

>The Millennial Kingdom
>AU

Hadith canon has him as a JOAT mary sue

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracles_of_Muhammad#List_of_miracles

It's a spinoff that isn't canon in the current verse, so bringing it up in this thread is literally the same using fanfiction to argue powerlevels.

Jesus is a pure healer, what's he gonna do, rub divine spit in Mohammed's eyes?

Jesus was not a pussy. He was an anti-establishment rebel who ran around with a gang of young men whom he gave cool nicknames. He was friendly towards prostitutes and trashed temples. He told everybody that everything they knew about righteousness and morality was wrong. He was Veeky Forums, he walked the entire length of the Holy Land more than once and was probably a stonemason instead of a carpenter. When he was upending tables consider that some historians have suggested that those tables, given the era, would have been marble. He was willing to endure a tremendous amount of suffering in his last days for all of humanity.

Veeky Forumstorically speaking,

Jesus was a beta cuck numale who lived with his mom and died a virgin

Mohammed was an alpha male warrior who vanquished all of his enemies and died a king

It's not even a close call: Mohammed would wipe the floor with cuckboi Jesus

>Revelation
>not canon

>muh kewl hip anti-establishment rebel

yeah he sounds like some Anti-Fa beta faggot

Muhammad would eat him alive tbf

and I say this as a Christian

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Mohamed was a polygamist who was so wise he didn't see how multiple bloodlines whilst having succession via heredity was a problem. Some prophet.
Jesus dodged this by managing to keep it in his tunic, granting him wizard powers to fight the underworld and rescue his fathers kingdom.

Mo blow's succession crisis imploded his earnings instantly. Christ took the Western world by the word and it took thousands of years for Mankinds Babel nature to split his teachings into different denominations. Their violent issues now resolved.

this

Jesus is a juicy little healslut

Mohamed is a warrior-tank

And Moses is the mage with the crazy DPS

Hadiths also say that Jesus will return to Earth as the Messiah to lead all true believers against The Antichrist and finally kill him.

>healslut
>whip
He's a Dom who enjoys leading the team, and a notorious hacker who uses glitches to spawn inventory.

Jesus whipped the Mods.
That's pretty G.

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yeah Islam pretty much had to masculinize Jesus with their scriptures

there's simply no way Muslims would respect the Christian Jesus (an effeminate sissy faggot)

Muhammad would just run away to Medina rather than fight.

Jesus, of course.

Muhammad kites like a fag.

Jesus Christ is forever victorious.

Who would win in a fight, (A) a hardened desert warrior and military commander with over thirty years of combat experience or (B) a limpwristed Jew who still lives with his mom and has never held a sword?

I'm gonna have to go with A.

Who had the best AESTHETICS?

But A considers B a prophet. B doesn't consider A to be anything. Certainly there will be hesitation on A's part.

>limpwristed Jew
He was a carpenter, back in ancient days that would either make you built or kill you.
You're gonna get whipped bud.

Isn't it obvious?

mirror plate>full plate

Jesus if you allow divine powers is clearly superior, otherwise Muhammed as a real warrior instead of worker class boy like Jesus.

A carpenter wouldn't last two minutes against a trained medieval fighter who knew how to fight in full maille with sword and shield

Even better, the word τέkτων which is usually translated as "carpenter" actually means "craftsman" and it's more likely that Jesus was a stonemason because Nazareth has many quarries:

nazarethvillage.com/blog/2015/02/23/quarries/

Point being Jesus was lifting stones all the time so the man was built.

>&Humanities

Newton > Muslims

Great, he's got the muscles. Now all he needs is about forty years of military experience and training with hand-to-hand combat, swords, javelins, polearms, using armor properly, etc. and then he'll be ready to face Mohammed.

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>swords, javelins, polearms, using armor properly
nigga, this is a wizard's duel. It's obviously about who can go the longest without having sex. Jesus was a confirmed wizard at 33 when he was crucified, so I have to think he wins. Muhammad couldn't help himself from raping lolis, so he's gonna have a hard time.

What about Zoroaster?

Underrated

Jesus' best fighting ability would probably be Death Touch (dandwiki.com/wiki/Death_Touch), as seen in Mark 11:12-14, and later 11:20-21, where he kills the fig tree for not producing fruit out of season. He would also have good physical skills from his past as a stoneworker.

Muhammad's personal fighting skills were probably mediocre, but he did have a few miracles under his belt. One questionable source says that he caused someone's hands to become paralyzed (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suraqa_bin_Malik). More importantly, there are two separate occasions where Muhammad is said to control trees around (d20srd.org/srd/spells/commandPlants.htm)(from questionsonislam.com/article/miracles-concerning-trees), which could be incredibly helpful if they are wizarding it out where there are plants, probably causing Jesus to run out of spell slots Death Touching them all until Muhammad can finally finish him off.

Now you might ask about Jesus coming back after three days if he loses, and fighting Muhammad again if he loses until he finally wins. If you don't want to ask, I don't care. The thing is, when Jesus came back, he still had his wounds on his hands (and presumably elsewhere) from when he was killed. So if Muhammad mutilated the corpse, that would be it for Jesus.

He was a priest with no fighting abilities or ability to do miracles. He'd barely be able to make a mark.

For that matter, Muhammad would be able to call in 10,000 legions of angels as well.

*fallen angels

>kills 10 kings

I don't think you know much about Zoroaster, user. He gave Esfandiyar invincibility+100 armor. Also can cast summons, dispel demons, etc...

Pretty much this

Jesus. He would put some random guy in his place and get him killed instead.

So basically nawmsayin you got da son of gawd an he can do cool shit like make wine and resurrect
But my homie mohammed nawmsayin he got a flamin head and like 50,000 arab niggas ready to conquer the middleeast
Id say mohammed because jesus was a pussy who didnt fight

That's not Muhammad but Ali ibn Abi Talib. The sword is a dead giveaway.