Could an army of 10...

Could an army of 10,000 well trained midgets armed with offroad superkarts and assault rifles bring down the roman empire?

dubs

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Um maybe because of sheer number. However I know that midgets lack the muscle development to do a lot of things and a lot doesn't come easy to them. Could they handle your average assault rifle?

depends how much ammo they are provided

I would think so.

What if, on the day he was going to be stabbed at the Senate Julius Ceasar instead transformed into an anaconda.

Of course he keeps all his intelligence, but is now a slender creature of significant girth.

Could he lead the Legions to victory versus the 10,000 midgets?

Even though anacondas are big and mighty he would still lose a lot of his mobility, not to say his job wasn't fighting but strategy. I don't see how Ceasar would've gained any advantages becoming a big snake. Snakes can't even talk.

Reminder that water controll would be absolutely nessecary for the midget army to dominate the entire Empire.
Midgets should make horrible at rowing...

>Hasn't read the Bible.
Dude there is a talking snake in there like three pages in.

What if the go-karts are duck boats too tho?

If they have guns they don't need to do anything themselves. They wouldn't even need to use their firearms really, just threaten people. Like they could raise an army that fights for them.

Only if they embraced the power of National Socialism.

I mean that's a lot of midgets

>Syrian Lannister

No, the Romans had legions of archers that would be able to mow them down in a hail of arrows and also they had horse and equipment advantage. Maybe if the midgets snuck in and took the Emperor hostage.

modern assault rifles can reach further than a roman bow

What about midget sized ones user?

Gotta reduce range by 33% or so.

1,000 would be enough

Kek

Anyone with an assault rifle, spare clips and sensible survival/aiming skills could have taken the roman empire, as long as you wont get shot (by an arrow) on sight you could just rush to Rome, shoot some senators for a demonstration of power and take the empire hostage. (2edgy4me)

> Run down Roman alley
> Safety off
> Approach the Senate
> Let off two rounds, killing a Senator and his guard instantly
> People scream in panic
> A huge weight falls on you from above
> It's heavy and squeezing you tighter and tighter
> Fuck it's a giant snake
> It's Anacondius Sssssseasar!

>clips

>Sssssseasar

You'd get swarmed and stabbed to death by a bunch of sweaty italians in seconds

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No. After the initial loss by Rome, they would send in people to sneak in and steal the rifles. Rome would reverse engineer it and get rifles of their own