What would be some good names for these 20 US states?

What would be some good names for these 20 US states?

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ME/NH: New England
MA/RI/CT: Plymouth
NY/VT: New York
PA/NJ: Delaware (includes the Delaware River despite not including Delaware)
DE/MD/VA/WV: Virginia
NC/SC: Carolina
GA/AL/FL: Augustine
KY/TN: Appalachia
AR/MS/LA: Mississippi
MO/IA/IL: Independence
OH/MI/IN: Michigan
MN/WI: Superior
ND/SD: Dakota
KS/NE: Pawnee
TX/OK: Texas
AZ/NM: Sonora
CA/NV: Sierra
UT/CO: Zion
MT/WY: Yellowstone
WA/OR/ID: Columbia

That's...actually pretty bad ass.

Name them all Steve except one is josephine

I'm ok with this.

Actually not bad!

Anyone play the After the End mod for Crusader Kings 2? Tfw no Holy Columbian Confederacy.

Seriously though why doesnt the US try to minimise how many states they have like this? Sure not 20 but at least some. Surely it would be easier administrationally etc.

Rhode Island don't make no sense. It's not even a fucking island.

I went there for Easter Break. Cannot recommend it enough. Clean and developed towns, nice folk, great oceanside scenery. Thinking about moving there in my old age.
T. Gothamite

You're pretty much on the money, here's the map with the real states borders as well — your state descriptions were pretty accurate, there's just the occasional shaving off of a corner here or a weird enclave there, to make it a bit more concise.

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We already do this with the 10 federal regions for administrative purposes.

Now imagine this is the Union of American Commonwealths and each 'Commonwealth' / country speaks a relatively different language depending on who colonized the area

An American EU would be pretty gnarly

Culturally and geographically though, those are way-ay too broad to have any everyday use.

Washahoe
Calida
Uto
Arico
Dakota
Kanka
Tehoma
Louppi
Geoda
Carolina
Kensee
Micho
Misois
Minsin
Virland
Pensey
Yormont
Rhocut
Mashire

I think some average or combination of these two would work best

'Crow' for Wyoming and Montana is pretty fucking sweet

>It's not even a fucking island.

Are you retarded?

This is good.
Its official name is the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.

This is how you know you're living in the worst timeline.

>Culturally and geographically
Not really important factors to federal administration. More about having X number of offices serving % of population. Same with Federal courts and Reserve banks.

If you're redrawing borders it doesn't make sense to keep so much of it static. If you check out any of the new infrastructure plans they all focus on the emerging megaregions, the urban corridors where 90% of the country lives.

Bro these plans are being put into place in the world where 50 US states have existed — things may have developed far differently, it's not like Milwaukee always needed to br Milwaukee.

Some things might be constant, but not everything always would have panned out the same way.

I used to, but until they introduce societies not gonna bother.

Always played as michiana, becuz its in my home state and its easy to play as.
>Take chicago with a conquest cb
>inhereit the duchy to your immediate north
>unite michigan, getting detroit
>Get the other rust cultist holy sites you need, then reform the faith
>crusade ontario
>form rust cult empire
>become superpower

I really dig the borders of lower Michigan, Indiana and Ohio for some reason

>renaming Texas, which means friends, to Apache, which means enemy

Maybe the Minnesota/Wisconsin/Upper Peninsula name should be some kind of Ojibwe.


I like the name Michilimackinac.

For people who don't know:

Michilimackinac

Michili - mack - inac

Michili like the Michelin man

Mack like, well Mac

And inac as either "ee-nack" or "ee-naw", depending.

I dig

UT/CO: Confusion
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>WA/OR/ID: Columbia
>not Oregon
It's literally the Oregon Territory.

Poor Iowa and Arkansa getting sliced in half :(

The Confederate States of America

my Dixie wrecked

>Start as New Jersey
>Somehow spend 60 hours editing save game and mod files to create a new culture and create the Empire of New Joseon
>Create 25 previous monarchs so my character's regnal number is VII or some crazy shit
>Never get around to actually playing because too busy creating in game lore and characters to ensure outcomes I want

>NY/VT
>New York
>NY/VT in the first place

When I was a kid I used to think everything between Washington and Boston was part of New York City, and also that it was really that large. I've failed dozens of ez quizzes asking the capital of the US, because I keep assuming that Washington is a subdivision of New York city.

>OH/MI/IN: Michigan
>tfw Ohioan and see this
TRIGGERED
GIVE IT A NEUTRAL NAME YOU WOLVERINE FUCKS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is Croatia island

>AZ/NM: Sonora
>doesn't actually include Sonora or most of the Sonoran desert

Wadaho
Calivada
Arizona
Texahoma
Colorado
Nebraskas
Minnesconsin
Michihodiana
Dakotah
Mississippi
Georgida
Kentennessee
Carolina
Virginia
Pennsylvania
New York
Massachusetts
New England

New Mexico

Ha HA! Now you are stuck in MICHIGAN