Without mentioning Jews or suicide, name at least one thing that Hitler did right

He prepped German women for Slavic bulls, and gave RAF a nice opportunity for target practice.

>Slavic
Most of those "Slavs" were central Asians. And it's insulting for me as a member of the Slavic language family to put me in the same group as the Russian subhumans.

Without Hitler there would be no nazi loli art.

Make poo poo in his white underwear numerous times...and probably enjoy it! Most people today would wear Depends, which totally sucks because it looks terrible and hides the male bulge in front.

Cool uniforms

writing a best seller without even having any writer skills, Anyone who tried to read it from beginning to end knows how boring mein kampf can get. Still sells a lot of copies today. Doesnt beat the bible but the guy managed to fascinate people even today by basically writing a psychotic conspiracy hate essay more than 80 years ago.

muh autobahns

slavic is a linguistic term anyway

Killed gypsies.

He sent millions of young nazis to die.
He demolished the dignity of nationalism and fascism.
He forced Goering and Goebbels to kills their wives, aons and daughters, before committing suicide.
He had millions of German women raped by angrry and jaded Soviets.
He linked "tradition" with "evil", ending up destroying, almost singlehandedly, all forma of traditional high art.
He gave complete egemony to the US, meaning that now the word is devoid of value, essentially nihilistic and generally uglier.

What a great man.

Weimar era project

>He sent millions of young nazis to die.

>He gave complete egemony to the US, meaning that now the word is devoid of value, essentially nihilistic and generally uglier.
Wtf man not cool

Nationalism is a meme forged by 19th century liberals and romanticists. Nothing of value was lost.

>It's a Pole or Ukrainian goes on about how they would have totally fought hardcore for Hitler and been accepted in Nazi Germany episode

The autobahn.

He arranged for vocational education among teenaged germans. The amount of skilled blue-collar workers entering the workforce, as opposed to unskilled ones, ballooned enormously between 1933 and 1939.

Banning smoking.

Having the government control the central bank, the autobahn (The Weimar plans were very far from concrete or solid), reaching out to the rocketry clubs, propaganda, destroyed the eternal anglo empire even in defeat, killed a lot of commies, great industrialization and natalism policies.

Pretty much everything up to invading Poland, really.

You know the rules fucko

Post the pregnant Anne Frank porn and fanfic

Would do so myself but I'm on my phone.

>pregnant Anne Frank porn and fanfic

lol that actually exists?

Awww the Hell with it, I'll post it myself.

Yep, the guy actually did a fantastic fucking job at it too.

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Animal rights?

removed Gypsies

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>special laws protecting dogs
>feel free to use POWs as Zyklon B Guinea Pigs though lmao

Weimar also had that

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

You're supposed to put "Jeff Magnum" in the name field, newfag.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

Oops, forgot about that part.

Maybe next time.

We should throw up a thread on Anne Frank's birthday (June 12, same day that fag bar in Orlando got shot up last year) where we collect all the preggo fanfics/fan art Veeky Forums has done of her.

I think /k/ actually did one of her recently, I'll see if I find that one.

I like Volkswagen

Just wait until you see their gas bill.

Banned Fraktur.

>Your alleged Gothic internalization does not fit well in this age of steel and iron, glass and concrete, of womanly beauty and manly strength, of head raised high and intention defiant ... In a hundred years, our language will be the European language. The nations of the east, the north and the west will, to communicate with us, learn our language. The prerequisite for this: The script called Gothic is replaced by the script we have called Latin so far ...

Siding with the bourgeoise was if not ethically a strategically intelligent decision

Fuck everything up

re-birth of the German industrial power

I like how normally this would be /d/ or /b/ shit, but since Veeky Forumsfags think this is fun they won't do anything about it, even if it breaks the rules.
Also, your waifu is shit.

he killed himself so at least he can shoot straight

Almost destroyed Germany.

don't forget, hitler killed his dog testing poison

>Also, your waifu is shit.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

The autobahn was a pretty big engineering feat. In fact, Eisenhower used his experience with it during the war to influence his big highway system in the US.

Also, these drawing actually started up on Veeky Forums

t. original requester that started it all

Now that we've successfully birthed a new Veeky Forums meme of enormous potential, it is important that we use its powers for good. And by that, I mean promoting compassion for the innocent and fighting that festering sewer of hatred and violence known as /pol/.

Brought Germany out of the mud within 6 years and made it THE greatest nation in Europe at the time.

Anti tobacco movement. Anything aside that? Volkswagen? Maybe.

Eliminated unemployment and raised the living and working condition of the German working class

And huge debt because nazis were dumb for economics.

You mean like literally every modern first world country?

Yeah, every country spent huge tax money on useless weapons until they have no other choice but rob out other countries and its own civilians.

You just moved the goalposts mate.

>not an argument
NSDAP economy was a huge goalpost until it exposed with useless money burnings. Working condition was also usually shit as well.

He tore up the Versailles Treaty which was unfair to Germany.

>start a devastating war
>get an extremely mild punishment
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO Y U SO UNAFIR???!?!?

Is there anything more pathetic than a G*rm?

Just like communism and desu

t. reactionary

t. wladislaw shevchenko

>conservative reactionary
user, no.

Appointing Albert Speer as Minister of Armaments was a strategically brilliant move. He should've done it years earlier. His other cabinet choices were appalling poor however.

Mods are probably pregnant Anne Frank fetishists themselves so of course they're letting it stay up. Just enjoy and jack off to it like the rest of us.

lets be honest, Russians are the lowest form of slav

>Appointing Albert Speer as Minister of Armaments was a strategically brilliant move.
Ehh, not really. I can't break it down into something short enough for a Veeky Forums post, but really, check out Tooze's book on what Speer did. Everything war production wise by that point correlated almost exactly with steel allocations, and all Speer really did was shuffle it around to meet the needs of the moment. The "Armaments miracle" of 42-43 showed no growth higher than what the other major powers were achieving at the same time.

Well considering the Allies were hammering Germany with air raids day and night from 1943 onward (a problem the other powers did not suffer from) it's pretty impressive.

That's specifically why I focused on the growth rates from 42 (appointment) to 43, after the Battle of the Ruhr.

Furthermore, to say that such problems are not faced by say, the British or the Soviets is pretty disingenuous, given the u-boat war and the overrunning of a good hcunk of the country, respectively. True, those effects were smaller late war than early war, to to pretend that Speer had some magical effect, and organized things better, is simply wrong. You only need to look at how he handled things like the type XXI submarine to see his screwups.

*stopping at the Battle of the Ruhr.
Mis-statement, corrected.

I feel like we should try and make this go viral on her birthday in a week or so...

>nazi regime existed for twelve years
>whole lives
Fitting when you consider that slavic chimps did in fact rape children.

>using "hate" as a descriptor unironically
What is it about this place that attracts literal ladyboys?

>retards don't know this is from a movie

Isn't this a movie about a Jew serving in the German Army?

He made having a car cool.

Didn't make owning a car very easy though. Despite all those stores about VW's they still couldn't magically get the price down to anything close to what the average german citizen could afford and then with steel rationing and wage controls, etc, etc,

...

I'm really liking how this is becoming a meme now

Germans were told they were the cause of the war entirely and had their nation and power destroyed. That's hardly fair considering the First World War.

Gross!!!

You sound like a faggot
>Le love conquers hate XDDDDD
Choke on a bag of dicks. Those kikes would place you in the same boat as those meany /polacks anyway for literally shoaing anne frank again with those mong pastas

t. /pol/

At least that silly pasta is about creation (of new life) rather than destruction, which seems to be the only thing /pol/ is capable of. Every piece of artwork, every meme that comes from that board, either glorifies or explicitly advocates violence.

Their only inclination is to destroy, hence why there is literally no act of cruelty they won't stoop to justifying, excusing, or openly celebrating.

I'm not some fucking hippie either. I understand that sometimes we have to destroy to protect ourselves or start anew. But without a desire to create to balance it out, you're just creating a wasteland.

>What is it about this place that attracts literal ladyboys?
Probably handsome aryan posters like you. :*

The pic is from Europa Europa I think

Actually one of the few unique and insightful Holocaust movies.

there sure are a lot of hitler threads

Hitler's a popular guy

It would have been a tactically smart move on Hitler's part to use the chimping out Ukrainians, Cossacks and Baltic fucks. Especially since they were so strapped for manpower they had to use fucking Italians and Hungarians during Barbarossa. I'm pretty sure the Ukrainians were ready to give a whole army to the Germans before the Nazis starting enslaving everyone

kinda destroyed her pussy tho...

It seemed like she was enjoying it quite a bit in Also, I've fucked both total virgins and MILFs, couldn't tell the difference in pussy honestly.

I hope someone musters the skill/courage to draw this entire pasta verbatim someday though.

Anne Frank screaming like a Confederate soldier while giving birth and getting a moneyshot superimposed to a squadron of Lancaster bombers blanketing Dresden in napalm? That would make for some legendary autism.

t. Hohol Hoholenko

Promoted people getting good high quality stuff made by Germans that wouldn't easily break down and need to get replaced. I think

The Autobahn.

>still believing the germans started the war
my fucking sides

Culling degeneracy in all forms is a pretty big thing.
I don't care if he genocided fucking slavs or not he was the MAN