Wewuzzes that actually make some sense

what are some of the most probable WeWuz theories that you have heard form people?

unironically italians claiming they are romans

A disproportionate cowboys were black. Not all of them, but something like 20%.

That the true Jews, the biblical Israelites are African Americans

the prophecy in Deuteronomy mentions that the children of Israel would be put in bondage, sent in ships to Egypt for 400 years

the first slave in America was 1619

which means in 2019, would be the 400 years...

American represents the new "Egypt"..

Those Olmec stones heads look negro as fuck desu senpai

The original Jews being Somalis

I believe you mean Ethiopians.

Ethiopians were Somalis

(yeah my bad)

white americans claiming to be 1/4 cherokee

>1/4
Fucking kek

The Japanese and Koreans having a much more closely tied and common cultural past than they claim or admit to.

That's the opposite of a wewuz though

Except that slavery in the US ended in 1865.

In a couple of years they're all going back to africa. Biblical prophesy doesn't lie.

Yeah, misunderstood the OP. I posted that more as a "not generally held opinion that is probably true".

Modern Assyrians are the descendants of the ancient Mesopotamians

Maronites are the descendants of the Phoenicians

Kurds are the descendants of the Medes, Hittites, Hurrians, Hattians, Gutians, Sumerians, Phrygians, Mitannis, Lydians, Achaemenids, Scythians, Sarmatians, Parthians, Alans, Urartians, Luwians, Kassites, Cimmerians

Reverse we-wuz, but Hungarians are inbred mongols

Black pharaohs actually did exist during the time Kush took control.

we wuz Olmecs

anglos are a lost tribe of israel

americans are somehow distantly related to europeans. hard to believe but probably true

Black pharaohs were an intermediate period though.

What if they just create a new Africa in America?

Pajeets claiming oldest civilization in the world (Paki Punjab and Sindh)
Pajeets claiming Buddha (Nepal)
Pajeets claiming to fight Alexander (Paki Punjab)
Pajeets claiming to invent zero, binary (Pashtun regions of north Pakistan and Afghanistan)
Pajeets claiming to have invented Arabic numerals (Arabia)

The list goes on.

...

Scandinavians really wuz Vikangz

still pharaohs

Lol nigga please.

>designated response.

>Pajeets claiming to have invented Arabic numerals (Arabia)
What the actual fuck? "Arabian numberals" are known to derive from Hindu ones. They just modified it but by no means does our number system come from Arabia. Your other points are meaningless as well since Pakis are Indians in denial and Afghanistan has been in Hindu influence longer than Iranian influence.

>Black Americans

We wuz founden fawvers and sheeeit.

Modern Egyptians wuz actually ancient Egyptians. Copts have the best wewuz claim.

Exactly. We wuz kangz

The numerals still came from an Arab.

Pakis themselves are like 5 ethnic groups. How the fuck does this "everything is Indian" concept even work?

Fuck off Pajeet