If Europe is a classroom, then what kind of kids would European countries be?

Chad is the Chad.

Georgia would be that unpopular kid sometimes bullied by other classmates

Turkey.

Spain started out as the keeper of the soccer team (or kicker of the American football team for you Americans). He does enjoy some privileges of being a jock, but no one takes him too seriously. He's had some glorious moments, winning a penalty shootout (kicking in the game winning field goal), but that happened way back in middle school. His skills started deteriorating, though, and he was replaced on the team before long. This led him to have a mental breakdown and essentially withdraw himself from social events while he realized that besides his once great sporting ability, he has nothing else to offer. After wrestling with his inner demons for a while, it all came to a head when he started self-harming. What made it worse was how some of the other kids encouraged this attitude until he finally went full goth. He stayed that way for the rest of high school, and even a bit into college, when all his other goth friends had already moved on from the goth scene. He then started mellowing out and began to talk to other people again. Nowadays, he's suffering from multiple personality disorder, and there are still aftershocks from his turbulent past.

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>France
The big guy that sucked at fighting
>Britain
The nerd that spend his free time working at McDonald's and could a motorcycle at high school. The motorcycle is the only way he gets pussy
>Germany
The sperg that goes on rants and finally decides to bring a shotgun ti school. Twice
>Italy
The artistic melancholic guy that gets tons of pussy but always loses in fights
>Spain
Chad Turbocock. He has slayed all the different pussies that you could imagine. He fails regularly and will drop college for a trade
>Greece
A super inteligent kid that became a retard after a car accident with Turkey
>Turkey
A retard that remained a retard agter the car accident
>Sweden,Denmark,Norway and Iceland
The nerds that just talk about LOL and World of warcraft
>Russia
28 year old nigger that is still on high school

Romania was the gypsy dirty little kid that could barely read. he got help progressing every year, but one year didn't show up at all

This

Vatican city is the rich snooty kid who lives in a gated community and who's dad is your dad's boss.

Albania is the unwashed kid who comes to school with holes in his shoes.

Poland is the angry kid who gets picked on by everybody anyway.

>Switzerland
the jew little kid that was already selling stuff to his colleagues (and even to some teachers, some say) and got beaten time to time
>Finland
Autistic kid. Was always alone. Said once he "didn't like being close to other people"
>Austria
Was always talking about war and bringing to school his father Nazi Cup collection. Got caught once and spanked by his father in front of everybody

Near perfect

>catalonia

stop pushing the meme, they are starting to think that is a real thing

The Netherlands is the rich kid who both does and deals in weed. He tends to get into fights but he's the kinda guy to always bring his bigger friends to a fight.
He used to get bullied by Spain.

Belgium used to hang out with Spain a lot and partook in the bullying of the Netherlands but now he hangs out with him. He also has identity troubles and isn't sure wether he wants to be more like the Netherlands or like France.

Luxembourgh also hangs out with both of the previously mentioned but he'd the silent type and people tend to forget about him. He's also a manlet.

>and got beaten time to time
exactly once, by the French kid back when it had its napoleon complex.
Before that Switzerland and France used to be bff and bully other countries together.

>hiding the fact Belgium identity problems are exclusively gender-related

Switzerland is that guy who never shows up but gets the highest grades in the class.

rude

Germany is that bully who suddenly realizes that all his "friends" actually despise him, so he has an existential crisis and comes out as gay.

UK is that guy who no one really knows because all his friends are in other classes.

What about Ireland?

Former Yugoslavia let a cute boy drive their clique apart...

a dimwitted gimp that was always bullied by the UK and his friends, so now he hangs around Germany and France, but they just bully him too.

Poland is the small, tragic, scruffy trailer trash kid who gets picked on a lot and is slowly becoming more and more disgruntled. However, he tries a lot harder in school than his classmates. He spends his free time staying late at school in the library rather than going home to his junkie parents who beat him up and contemplates different ways to escape from his shitty circumstances, and break the mould of a poor drug addict drop-out working at McDonalds (all the other former eastern bloc countries) that he feels doomed to become

delusional, Poland is that girl who wanks Germany off in the disabled toilets in exchange for free weed and cigarettes.

>UK = The main Chad who later drops out and has a thing for France (always fight but then make up and fuck)
>Germany = The secondary rival Chad who is at odds with UK over France
>France = The main bubble gum bitch cheerleader, everyone wants a piece of her alsace lorraine knomsayin ayyyyy
>Belgium/Lux/Netherlands = The other cheerleaders and Frances entourage
>Russia = The meat head bully
>Italy = The class slut constantly changing bf's/allies
>Switzerland = The rich quiet guy, never takes a side as is shy
>Ireland = UK's redhead ex
>Vatican = That one overtly religious guy/gal
>Iceland = The quite nice guy who never hangs with anyone
>Scandinavian countries = Nerds and Beta males
>Spain = The one good looking but lazy and stupid guy
>Portugal = The qt girl who is with Spain but secretly has a crush on UK but will never be together because UK is always after France
>Poland = Class clown who just wants to be accepted so tries to hang out with Germany only to get bullied
>Austria = Germans sidekick
>Romania = The poor guy who sells weed and drugs
>Balkan states = those mid card girls who are always having drama for no reason
>Turkey = The guy who shouldn't be in the Balkans drama but always is
>Baltic states = The three petite triplets who meathead Russia always preys on
>Finland = Baltic states brother who hates Russia because of this

>Georgia
>Europe

yeah fucking right

>The big guy that sucked at fighting

Germany was the kid that was overly friendly to everybody and thought everybody liked him but in reality nobody could stand being around him.

Georgia is that kid people don't even know the name and often forget about (was left behind in school trip once)

Said cute boy also moved away.

Hungary is a big, tall and attractive guy who is also autistic, clueless and, from times to times, stupid.
He can get girlfriends, but his relationships are way different than the ones of Italy, France and Spain: he is too infantile to be nuanced and sophisticated, ending up in him always looking like a child in a adult's body. He is technically manly, but he is unable to exploit this trait in a mature way. Girls still dig him, for his looks are excellent and his dick game is strong, yet it's always weird for them. In the long run, more than love they'll feel pity and guilt.

His academic career is ridicolous, but not ridicolous enough for him to fail a grade. He studies a lot, but his grades are always barely sufficient.

Once he'll finish high school he will become a plumber, and who will inspect closely his craft will notice that there are very few differences between his works and the finest masterpieces of art of the Western canon. He won't ever notice it, though.

England was that guy, "bully" type that got off by provoking others into fights or doing silly things, but would not get really involved. He always seemed in control of the situation, always pretended the shit he caused was never his business

This one works well if you combine it with and say that UK's friends are in Upper year, different school, or different class as he is turbo Chad.

Luxembourg was that kid that was really really rich but never fit because everybody else was poorfag or middle class

Portugal was the poorfag

Slovenia was the Veeky Forums guy. Never shared his secret. People were always wondering why he didn't have facebook

Austria is the good girl gone bad who was in a long relationship with Hungary and they made the perfect couple but she cheated on him with Germany and now she drinks and does drugs on the weekends. Everyone suspects that this is all because of her super fucked up dysfunctional but super rich family.

Former Yugo states are ROTC fags who collect guns and won't stop wearing camo to school and swear they'll kick anyone's ass who tries to shoot up the school even though they're all small and get picked on by Turkey in the bathroom

Good post except from France

Turkey is an exchange student that currently lives with Germany who insists that the rest of Europe should get to know him although they all think he is annoying

Macedonia is the kid who claims to come from an important family and always brags about it and tells stories of his family. He doesn't have any proof of this though.

Greece actually comes from an important family but isn't as smart as his parents and does't get good grades. He thinks his parents are dissapointed in him because of it.

Turkey is the big agressive foreign kid who never shuts up about how great his homeland is. He ggets shit grades, is massive bully and nobody really likes him. He claims it's because of racism.

KEK
this

SPQR is the principle.

>Principle
Fuck, I meant Principal.

Faroe Islands is this weird kid that doesn't talk and gets bullied a lot until one day shoots the school out and kills everyone.

Because it is a real thing
T. spaniard

Germany
>the supreme gentleman, good at maths sucks in everything else, developed severe acne got instigated by his broke older brother to kill them all

France
>the faggot, nothing more has to be said

Russia
>the mute tall dude, that noone knows, noone wants, noone talks with, other than the jackass crew.

Yugoslavs
>the jackasses, they are all friendly and brotherly untill someone spills his cum over the other, or someone teabags someone in his sleep, then they fight

Poland
>the jockel, whose dads plumbing workshop got him enough money to buy his kid a vespa

Italy
>the exchange student

Spain
>the latino

Greece
>the old fag on weed that should actually already be teaching

Turkey is that new kid that always wants to fit in the big group even though nobody likes him or wants him there.

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Switzerland is that rebellious manlet that actually manages to pull it off and form a small gang to finally be accepted by the real big guy France. But when they both start eyeing the same chick (Italy), France gives him the beating of a life, so Switzerland cuts ties with everyone and goes the the back row and keeps quiet and himself studying hard to get the best grades and gradually starts making new friends by selling stuff

explain it then

Finland is the fucking nerd and the only one who does his homework every time.

Everyone has Finland wrong.
Finland is the one who somehow always supplies booze and tries to kill himself over winter break.

That shady kid thats really poor and always skips class to smoke or cant make it to school because hes drunk or his dad is beating him while his mom gets high and when he is at school hes always fighting britain because britian keeps on taking his lunch money so he can't get any potatoes at lunch.

I imagine after school he goes to rehab and then works as a grocery store clerk.

not bad...I kek'd.

This is totally /int/ but fun. Someone should make this into a manga and it'll be popular.

UK spends a lot of time hanging out with his cousins who go to other High-Schools

>Poland = Class clown who just wants to be accepted so tries to hang out with Germany only to get bullied
That Czechs mate, Poland is like that guy who need a drink before class to bear with people, cheat on exams, fail every time he try to make friends and start a fight even when outnumbered, basically autism gone wrong.

>Russia

pic related

The USA is the dean

>Thread about Europe
>USA XD kek lol based
Americans are so cringy

I was fully expecting this response from one of your spergs.

It's worth noting that this thread is surely going to get deleted before long.

Tbqh I didn't really know where to put eastern European and Balkans on list as I don't know much about them (Am western European).
Wanted to put polan as character who gets bullied by Germans and Russia.

Europe is the classroom as well, it said nothing of the school!

Portugal was the coolest kid back on middle school, always getting interracial pussy. Now that he's in high school his dad died and he is suffering from his abusive UK gf. He joined the student council but everyone bullies him because he got poor.

not to mention Spain crashed his sports car after he loaned it to him

>Germany: that autistic kid going on a rampage now and then, and need 4 different tard wranglers to be stopped

France is an ultra-qt, and everyone faps to her Facebook photos.

>poland
he follows germany and england around and pretends to be in the freindship groups but when other polands come he says they can join the freindship group of just following the others around england and germany dont even ackowlade them, they just know there in the same class sometimes

but nobody wants to fuck her, after her trip to africa shes now got aids

I like this, this could be fleshed out

yeah, Germany is the typical fat loner bully who no one likes. Britain is actually four dude bros who are super popular but also hated and bully the others.

Nah, France is that super nice guy who is also popular and loved but secretly hates himself and will commit suicide eventually. The Russia part was hilarious though.

American education probably

are you implying only americans are incapable of forgetting which way round one is to place the sameface flag of a noncountry?

Normie

The USA goes to a different school and is actually 50 different students

Romania is the trashy slut who tells stories about getting fucked in the ass by Hungary as she blew Bulgaria

except for Slovenia, he just wants to be accepted by Germany and his friends but is only semi-successful because after all, he still used to be friends with the Yugos.

>UK
Smart kid that used to annoy the piss out of everyone because they hate most of their classmates, was once the leader of a sort of gang distributed through the other classrooms that he'd beat into submission. The gang still exists but it only has a few members now and they're more buddy-buddy than the used to be, although he still hates most of his classmates.
>France
That tough kid that's surprisingly extremely cultured, used to beat the hell out of most of the class but after one bad fight with Germany everyone makes fun of him and his cultured side.
>Spain
Used to be the rich popular kid but after his family lost its money nobody really cares too much about him, although the UK sometimes hangs out at his house during summer break.
>Portugal
See Spain except they've been friends with the UK since middle school.
>Germany
Used to be really confused but once they got their act together they were one of the smartest and strongest kids in the class. They went a bit overboard in a couple of fights though and ever since the other kids try and make sure that he doesn't do anything funny again.
>Russia
Poor dumb strong kid that used to beat the hell out of the kids sitting near him so they'd be his "friends". Sometimes he still does.
>Italy
Way back in kindergarten they were the bully, but now they can't fight worth a damn and focus on art and cooking.
>Greece
Used to be the most creative kid back in kindergarten, but now just kind of begs kids for lunch money.
>Turkey
That really annoying kid that sits in the corner of the classroom but is really loud so you can't ignore him.
>Scandis
A bunch of nerdy brothers that mostly get along, but they all have a mutual hatred for Sweden, who hates himself, and Finland was adopted.
>Switzerland
Every time a fight breaks out they sell popcorn to the other kids and make mad bank.

>Nah, France is that super nice guy who is also popular and loved

UK
>The name given to the England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland group.

>England big lad has always been at odds with Scotland and France. Did have some a fight with Wales and it was rather one sided. Now decent friends.

>Northern Ireland, the older more frail brother to the republic of Ireland. Orignally the two brothers were both in the friend group but the Republic of Ireland left and tried to force his brother to leave as well, not wanting to leave they have had several fights and are currently not talking to each other.

>Scotland loathes England an incredible amount and always threatens to leave the group to join the rest of the class but in the end they don't. They like to big up that they're as strong and rich as England but relies on the change England gives to him

>Wales pretty tame fellow, after their rough patch with England they have been very loyal to him

>The friend group has had some wacky adventures going into other classes and beating kids until they join the friend group and made them follow the group around. Stopped doing that so much and let most of them go, are quite good terms with a lot of them.

Germany and Austria
>A group of tall but weak boys that are always together.

>They all have quite a complex about the other kids who have big friend groups and how some are really strong. Likes to claim that being tall is the only thing that matters.

>The collective group have had a couple of melt downs where they've attacked the classroom. They tried their best in the fights and were looking like they would win but then they started attacking multiple friend groups and ended up getting hurt and even losing some of their own boys to other groups.

Austria
>Used to be the ringleader of the German boys but started a fight with one of the ingroups of the group and lost. Not wanting to lose his friends he now plays the supportive role rather than a leader.

>France
Main chad, generally well liked. Has a rivalry with Germany. No one remembers when he and England began despising each other.
>Germany
Popular guy who secretly hates everyone, way smarter than he looks, is a natural leader.
>Poland
Funny, harmless guy always getting picked on.
>Spain
France's dumb sidekick blonde who will drop out.
>Britain
Nerd, has very few friends and no luck with girls, hates both France and Germany. Secretly just wants to be left alone to his nerdy interests.
>Italy
Artsy kid who's skinny as shit but popular with girls
>Russia
Fat kid everyone bullies, will lose his shit every once in a while and beat everyone up.
>Sweden
Nerdier than Britain, used to be really cool, has shrunken into his autistic hobbies.
>Turkey
Acne covered kid always freaking everyone out, embraces his reputation
>Portugal
Britain's short foreign friend who follows him around.
>The Netherlands
Less popular manlet chad. Friends with Germany.
>Finland
Autistic, will invite Poland over to listen to Sabaton with.
>Austria
Germany's less popular twin brother who's a preppy cunt.
>Hungary
Austria's poor friend who does as he's told. Secretly friends with Poland.
>Switzerland
The gay, rich one.
>Ireland
The poor drunk kid always getting into fights with Britain.
>Romania
Edgy kid who loves to mock Hungary and Poland. Hasn't showered in years. Friends with Turkey.
>Serbia
Hates his ex-best friend Croatia, will kill each other in a drunken knife fight.
>Croatia
See above.
>Greece
Hardworking poor kid Turkey is always bullying, has a love/hate relationship with Britain.

The Balkan clique
>Montenegro
The lazy kid, who's always late for class despite living across the street. Never get's anything done, and sits next to Serbia.
>Bulgaria
The autistic screeching kid, don't piss him off, he'll jump on you. Mostly keeps to himself and his little sister.
>Macedonia
Very cute girl, nerdy, larps autistically (tfw no macedonian gf), loves history.
>Bosnia
Kindest person ever, but dumb as a brick, cheats on tests to pass. Identity crisis, like hanging out with Turkey.
>Serbia
Smart and stubborn troublemaker. Half asses everything because he puts in minimal effort and this bites him in the ass.
>Croatia
Devious teacher's pet who'll provoke you and then tell the teacher.
>Albania
Low IQ kid, everyone secretly wonders why he's not in a special need's school. Likes making food, but will stab you if you cross him.
>Slovenia
Rich snobby kid, who only occasionally hangs out with his cousins.
>Romania
Good kid, but very insecure and introverted.
>Greece
Sleeps in class. Chills. Never does homework. Occasionally gets drunk with Serbia. Always borrows your ciggs. Always missing 1$ for lunch and borrows it, but never pay's back.

All of them are smokers.

>greece
>turkey

Excellent post.

>All of them are smokers
Fucking this.
You know you're a diaspora when you get a feeling 0.1% surprise everytime you pass that invisible wall of nicotine in the air at every airport exit in those countries.

/thread

&humanities I guess.

>no Andorran flag

bullshit pic

well done mate!

Spain is that kid in middle school who got a girlfriend before everyone else and peaked in the eighth grade.

Pretty much

Chad

>Sweden
That guy who used to play football but came out as gay and tried to hook up with all of melanated gentlemen on the team, also developed an eating disorder and lost his gains