Leave Attila to me
Leave Attila to me
Landon Martin
Brandon Wilson
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP WINNING BATTLES
Hunter Hall
Give me Dalmatia, Rufinus...
Matthew Phillips
We could have destroyed Alaric, Rufinus.
I want my province.
Jose Miller
You betrayed me in Greece, Rufinus.
Give me the diocese and we can call it equal.
Jordan Hernandez
Leave the Germans to me
Anthony Scott
I have friends in Constantinople, Rufinus. The Goth, the eunuch. They're all in my pocket.
Let's be equitable here.
Jeremiah Nguyen
I'm gonna get you.
Dylan Stewart
Leave those crippled veterans armed with lead swords to me.
Leo Torres
*Gets stabbed by Valentinian*
RIP in peace last good Western Roman General
Julian Carter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE'S A BARBARIAN, NOT A ROMAN
Carter Sanchez
Leave Rome to me.
Jack Cooper
>crippled veterans armed with lead swords to me.
What?
Lucas Hernandez
Not actually sure about veterans but he did like to beat up cripples.
>But of the populace in general, many did not enter the amphitheatre at all, and others departed after merely glancing inside, partly from shame at what was going on, partly also from fear, inasmuch as a report spread abroad that he would want to shoot a few of the spectators in imitation of Hercules and the Stymphalian birds. And this story was believed, too, because he had once got together all the men in the city who had lost their feet as the result of disease or some accident, and then, after fastening about their knees some likenesses of serpents' bodies, and giving them sponges to throw instead of stones, had killed them with blows of a club, pretending that they were giants.
Brayden Long
Leave rome to me.
Gavin Wilson
just a reminder that it was Germanic Goths who defeated the Huns once and for all
Connor Price
>Stilicho single handedly saves the empire
>Honorius murders him in a fit of autistic rage
>Flavius Aetius single handedly saves the empire
>Valentinian III murders him in a fit of autistic rage
Why did this keep happening
Logan Cook
at least Valentinian suffered an end befitting such a traitor to the empire
Jason Perez
FLAVA FLAV
Joseph Edwards
Because Rome was shit
Gavin Baker
Commodus was mental.
Austin Torres
hereditary first citizens were shit
Colton Roberts
Just a reminder that the Hunnic-Roman conflict was more like a Germanic civil war.
Mason Morris
>when the cure is the disease
Easton Flores
Leave those four eyed nerds to me
Anthony Green
Leave those Sassanid savages to me.
Luis Ramirez
kek
Jackson Anderson
Leave the Mare Britannicum to me.
John Sanchez
leave the communists to me
Henry Hernandez
Out of my way pagan fucking shits!
Charles Morris
Leave me.
Jonathan Anderson
Leave 14 year old Greek boys to me
Adrian Reed
Leave Ricimer to AHHHHHHHH NO RICIMER STOP AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joseph Green
BEGONE THOT
Colton Cook
Leave the Eastern v Western Church conflict to me
[WRITING IN SLAVONIC LOUDLY]
Brandon Carter
>Majorian tries to save the Empire
>Ricimer murders him in a fit of autistic rage
>Belisarius single handedly restores the Empire to its former glory
>Justinian cuckolds him in a fit of autistic rage
Angel Morgan
Was the only prerequisite to being a later Roman Emperor that you're driven into autistic fits at really inopportune moments?
Jack Ortiz
Kill you're self you cunting retard.
Mason Rivera
...
Jaxon Williams
you called?
Luis Bennett
Leave Persia to me!
Isaac Edwards
Make Britannia great again.
Asher Baker
>Was the only prerequisite to being a later Roman Emperor that you're driven into autistic fits at really inopportune moments?
HOW DARE YOU ATTACK OUR FO- HRRRRRKKKK