Canadian Plumber here again. The past week ive made insane returns on my side jobs...

Canadian Plumber here again. The past week ive made insane returns on my side jobs. I found out the newest perfect scam to rip fuckin old boomers off.

What i did is i went to a printing agency and printed up a ton of business cards ~50 in total. I also made a nice brochure providing details of my services. I distributed these brochure's and business cards to multiple different random houses through out my neighbourhood all within a 20 block radius of my house. I waited about a week before doing my wicked evil plan so it wouldn't be suspicious.

I then proceeded to wake up at 3:00 AM and go tresspassing on these houses properties and shut off their gas meters outside of their house with my pipe wrench. Knowing that my perfect plan would work, the unknowing victims would wake up without any hot water as 99% of homes hot water tanks are heated with gas.

My fucking phone was ringing off the hook. I visited over 10 houses in 1 day where all i had to do was turn on their gas meter. I went down into their hot water tank room though and fooled around saying it was the "thermocouple" that was broken.... as that is the most obvious thing that breaks down in hotwater tanks.

Each house i did this to i replaced a perfectly working thermocouple and took it because it was "defective" I billed them for a brand new one that cost me $35.00 but i billed them for $350.00.

After the part was replaced which it was never really broken i went outside and turned on their gas meter which was the reason why they had no hot water in the first place. I also was able to get 10 free thermocouples for the future jobs haha. All in all i raked in over $17,855 in cash from my scam of shutting off their gas valves.

I can't wait to keep repeating my new method. Its going to make me retire in 1 year. I'm lucky up here in canada no one carries a gun and all the gas meters are all on the outside of their houses haha no one will ever supsect me of this shit. It's perfect. Fuck all you coinfags.

capitalism the post.

are u taking apprentices?

You commies make me sick.

Yeah but you're a shitty lowlife scammer. So there's that

Canadian 20 year old, here too.

Slaving away working 2 jobs to get a STEM degree. Fed up of the low future prospects.

If you can show me an income statement proving this.... I will quit my jobs, and drop out of my degree today and come work for you. I would kill a man for you.

This is legitimately the most perfect way to make money. I do some "legitimate work" Changing out a thermocouple is really easy it takes me about 30 minutes. But i'm able to fix it and charge $800 per house and get a free part. The home owners are none the wiser and they pass my business onto future customers. I think i might stop doing bathroom rennos this is just too easy. I literally just turn my wrench and make 800$

So youre no better than a pump and dumping pajeet?

it's a meme you fucking dolt

I provide a service. It's up to the customer to use their fucking brain and know that they aren't being taken advantage of. Do you think i give a flying fuck that some boomer fuck shills how hard his generation had it? They bought a house for pennies and sat on their bird nest of a shit house and became millionaires.

I love watching old fucks 50-80 year olds bleed all of their money. Fuck them they deserve to be bankrupt sitting in their shitty vancouver houses that are 800 square feet for a cuckshed that costs 2 mill. I have no remorse for my actions. I go to bed sleeping like a baby making these boomers bleed their pension paychecks.