Wagecuck here

Wagecuck here
How do I make $150 in 24 hours for a Nintendo switch?

You can emulate zelda with CEMU on your PC if it's good. I did this and it works very well recently

>wagecuck
>doesnt have $150

Where the fuck does your money go? how do you not have 150 dollars?

Too poor for pc

You know the answer.

It all went to gas and food

I have a terrible gag reflex or else I would

Wait do you have no money at all and don't even have a normal computer?

Honestly user save your money, something could happen at any moment.

Smear yourself in shit like that and chase people away from the ATM when they pull out money.

Acquire $75 and put that shit on black

I'm a history major. I'm never going to afford a decent gaming pc.

What do you mean?

Do you have a shitty computer for normal use?

Roulette if you have a local casino. If a noob walks in and tries to ride your black bet move it to red.

Btw I'm immobile

i swear i ate nothing but fast food from year 8 to 20 and i think having so much grease intake made me immune to acne

Sell your body on craigslist.

I'm sorry, user. It's the only way. If you're a girl you might even be able to just have dinner with someone for that amount. But you'd have to be pretty attractive.

It sucks not being too fat to walk

*it sucks being too fat to walk

I also live in buttfuck nowhere aswell

great thread

>playing video games

What's it like being a manchild?

Hey if your not going to give me advice on how to get money then get the fuck out of my thread!

You seem to be making alot of excuses, you can't move then learn code and make money, get your fatass to the library and acquire some intelligence you animal.

But I can't walk

I spent the last of my welfare to buy an NES Classic off of ebay

How much did you buy it for on eBay?

you don't need that.....

put $150 into btc and double your money. oh wait, you're poor

Rob a Drug Dealer / Store / Old Person

>I spent the last of my welfare to buy an NES Classic off of ebay

WHY? Why you spend money on this crap????? WHYYYYY??

They are so greedy they don't even give games for subscription permanently.... games that are like 20-30 years old.

And this shit is perfectly emulated. there are even emulators who make games look like they have 3d depth or something. and emulators work on any computer. even on very old one...like 15 years old.

$299 not including shiping

I'm not a thief

A ps4 costs less what the fuck user

I have a ps4 already

>except when it comes to taxpayer's money
downloading and setting it up would just be more work, and you're too lazy for even that

I earned that money fair and square

sell your ps4 for 150

I've spent way too much money on battlefield 1 battle packs to do that

Work 21 hours straight without a break for $7.25 an hour.

That's it. You deserve to be poor. /thread

eat ramen for a month
bag of rice at bulk discount
bananas
the cheaper green vegetables (lettuce, cucumber)
eggs
drink water, no softdrinks, tea or anything with sugar, skip all that expensive shit

That should be enough to last at least a week, longer if you get used to it. Though, don't go ramen long term, its not that viable as the other things, though egg + ramen = yum