What are history's most egregious examples of wewuzzing?

What are history's most egregious examples of wewuzzing?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bnei_Menashe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banu_Israil
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Israel_(Ghana)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Identity
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Kashmiri_descent_from_lost_tribes_of_Israel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_Pashtun_origin#Bani_Israel_theory
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groups_claiming_affiliation_with_Israelites
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claim_of_the_biblical_descent_of_the_Bagrationi_dynasty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israelite_Church_of_God_in_Jesus_Christ
nature.com/articles/ncomms15694
nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069
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Modern Egyptians (aka Arabs) claiming the heritage of the Pyramids, etc. when only Copts are the true indigenous Egyptians.

Turks claiming everything Anatolian back to the Hittites.

Blacks claiming literally all of world history (Egypt, Rome, China, Mesoamerica, etc.).

FYROM and it's not even close. These idiots really believe they have a claim on Alexander.

Germans coming up with a crackpot theory that they wuz super advanced ayranz n shieet

Palestinians LARPing as Philistines while simultaneously LARPing as Hebrews and Canaanites at the same time.

>inb4 Palis are closer related to Hebrews
sefaria.org/texts/Tanakh
>Genetically, modern Samaritan populations are found to have "much greater affinity" genetically to Jews than to neighboring Palestinian Arabs

FYROM is the Turk's fault. I mean those guys took over Anatolia and then called it Rome and then took over Thrace and called it Rome.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Macedonia

Elaborate, tell me why they're not their descendants

Samaritans are the only true Jews left. The rest were genocided by the Romans.

They kept finding people calling themselves Roman. They probably figured if they just kept going eventually the name would be right.

Not to sound like some Bulgarian nationalist, but Macedonia should have become part of Bulgaria after the First Balkan War. Yes, I know Bulgaria fucked up with not giving Silistra to Romania, but the differences between the Bulgarian and Macedonian languages are tiny, and were even smaller a century ago. I legitimately think that this also could have reduced FYROM wewuzzing.

Palestinians are Arabs. Genetically, linguistically, religiously, etc.

>laughing_girls.jpg

>The rest were genocided by the Romans.

That's simply not true.

>Turks claiming everything Anatolian back to the Hittites.

Turks are just Greeks that practice Islam.

yeah, thanks to the Militärgrenze they actually didn't. Interesting when you think it took the Germans and the Slavs to stop them from reaching Rome when these two ethnic groups were the primary enemies of the Western and Eastern empire respectively (and in different time periods).

Prove it.

Finns wuzzing as mongols

>Modern Egyptians (aka Arabs) claiming the heritage of the Pyramids, etc. when only Copts are the true indigenous Egyptians.
That makes zero sense.

Makes perfect sense. Genocidal Arabs colonize areas, nearly depopulate them then LARP as indigenous peoples. That's why they are called """Conquests"""

>>>>>>>>>Genocide

You know Egypt was majority christian untill the 19th century, right

You know America was majority Indian until the 17th century, right?

I thought they hadn't figured out where Troy was until the Mid 1800's? Some locals Wewuzzing?

When did this genocide occur and where is the genetic evidence?

Do you think there was a massive genocide in Egypt in the 19th century?

Was it not until the 15th century?

Why do these idiots always blame the Arabs when it was the Mamluks (mainly Turks, Caucasians and Slavs, even Copts) who did most to oppress the natives and convert them to Islam?

How else?

>Blacks claiming literally all of world history (Egypt, Rome, China, Mesoamerica, etc.).

You should say African Americans instead of Blacks. I doubt anyone in Nigeria really cares about any of that

Egyptians have had essentially the same genetic makeup since the stone age. The Egyptians didn't turn into Greeks in the Hellenistic period, they didn't turn into Romans during the Roman period, and they didn't turn into Arabs during this Arabian period. The basic fact remains, you need a major famine, disease, or deliberate genocide (which there's no record of) to change a population. A few thousand invaders is not enough to put a dent into a population of millions.

Muh heritage fags from America are probably the most annoying ones imo.

The entire Axis of WW2 was just an exceptionally militant alliance of WE WUZ'ers.

Germany
>WE WUZ ARYANS

Italy
>WE WUZ ROMANS

Japan
>WE WUZ SAMURAIS

The soldiers of the Caliphate lived almost exclusively in their own garrison settlements separate from the locals. IIRC only Syria experienced major colonization from Arabs initially.

Yea it infects virtually every race here and they're the most vocal wewuzers.

How else what?
Even the most blatant attempts at assimilating the Christian population wouldn't change the ancestry of modern Egyptians.
For example there's a largely unsubstantiated allegation that "hundreds" of Christian women have been forced to marry Muslim men, in the 21st century. Not only does that mean that the child is, at worst, half-coptic, but the men they are marrying are Egyptians themselves, many of them would be from families that simply converted in the past few centuries, some of them could have a drop of Arabic blood if they have an aristocratic background. There was no "great replacement" going on, except in the religious and cultural sense maybe (in which case the Greco-Roman empires already did a number on them)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_gold-glass_portraits

*rides up to you on horse and draws bow*
dëlete thiç

>what is DNA
>what is language

>prove a negative

>Egyptians have had essentially the same genetic makeup since the stone age.
This fucking meme has been debunked at least a dozen time.

journals.plos.org/plosgenetics/article?id=10.1371/journal.pgen.1003316

"In particular, conversion of the region's populations to Islam appears to have introduced major rearrangements in populations' relations through admixture with culturally similar but geographically remote populations, leading to genetic similarities between remarkably distant populations like Jordanians, Moroccans, and Yemenis. Conversely, other populations, like Christians and Druze, became genetically isolated in the new cultural environment. We reconstructed the genetic structure of the Levantines and found that a pre-Islamic expansion Levant was more genetically similar to Europeans than to Middle Easterners."

It's funny because it's actually true but hurts Greeks deep inside

Some Croatian medieval scholars came to a conclusion that South Slavs are the direct descendants of Illyrians, Macedonians and Thracians. In fact, they were convinced that Alexander spoke a Slavic language. Their works were taken seriously at the time and were published in the Venetian Republic. They are sometimes considered to be an attempt to create unity among a Slavic mass threatened by various regional powers.

Couple of centuries later had Croats start a national movement called the Illyrian Movement. The word "Illyrian" was often used as a synonym for Croatian/Slovenian, even by Austro-Hungarian authorities. All of this is possibly the root of the creation of a modern Macedonian nation, even though modern Macedonians do not claim direct descent from ancient Macedonians but view themselves as a people with a beginning in the 6th century.

Still, wewuzing.

It's incredible how much effort the Ahnenerbe wasted on their bullshit. At least the Fascists restored or excavated Roman monuments and Japanese anthropologists documented most aboriginal tribes in the Pacific, but what did German pseudo-archeologists accomplish other than looting museums or visiting every /x/ holy site and declaring that nordics must have built it? They were more useless than the Bosnian pyramids guy.

China
>WE WUZ XIAZ N SHET

Christians claiming dozens of dead scientists as judocentric when they were the opposite

Do you know where the Levant is?

But thanks for this link because it shows that Egyptians are 33% Levantine, 33% Arabic and 33% "Other".
(You might also notice that Ethiopians have even more "Arabic" admixture than Egyptians.)

The various forms of European Israelism that claimed that various European ethnic groups were one of the tribes of Israel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bnei_Menashe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banu_Israil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene_Israel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bene_Ephraim
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese-Jewish_common_ancestry_theory
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Israel_(Ghana)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Identity
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_and_Mormonism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyria_and_Germany_in_Anglo-Israelism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Kashmiri_descent_from_lost_tribes_of_Israel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_of_Pashtun_origin#Bani_Israel_theory
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groups_claiming_affiliation_with_Israelites
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claim_of_the_biblical_descent_of_the_Bagrationi_dynasty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israelite_Church_of_God_in_Jesus_Christ

I'm amused and amazed that the three Lebanese populations have so little difference actually. Wonder what the unidentified component in Lebanese Muslims is, because it's apparently not Arabic (they are as Arabic as the Christians and a tad more than the Druze.)

Why ate you guys obsessed with this?

Because the delusions of insecure peripheral little countries are fucking hilarious

First post worst post

FUCKING GREEKS

WHY DOES NOBODY MENTION THE GREEKS

WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

HRE and Nazis wewuzzing Rome.

Sniff sniff...

This smell, I recognize it

*Sniff sniff sniff sfniff....

It's a T*rk, yes! It's definitely a smelly angry Turkroach!

Who fucking knows how the mind of a /pol/tard works. They are the most egregious example of hypocrisy I've ever seen in nearly any regard and they are so unabashedly oblivious to how much people hate them it's almost funny.

Literally everyone was wewuzing Rome at that time, and it wasn't taken literally, just spiritually

Yes i am sure that after thousands and thousands of years the people living in modern SHITHOLE known as GREECE are surely direct descendants of the ancient greeks, and not just turkish rapebabies

The French claiming Fredrick the Great and his empire. The French were the hordes of savages being genocidered by Caesar not the proud warriors from the north near Belgium/Germany.

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Yeah, you would be if you understand how genetics work, millions of people didn't just leave for the keks

Correct

>slav invasion
>turkish invasion
Those ring a bell?
And thats just talking about the biological aspect of it.

I'm not even mentioning their mentality, their shitty christcuck religion nowadays, their leeching off Germany, their fucking lazy attitude and smelly cities. Greece is the true shithole of the world.

Greek here.

There is definitely some we wuzzing in this country but it's not because of genetics.

Most modern Greeks simply don't give a shit about Ancient Greece, other than to use it for tourism or as a way to trump up fake national pride.

The stark reality is, that modern Greeks consider Byzantium their most immediate past and the source of their national identity.

I'd imagine it is the same for Egyptians.

I will never understand people who proudly tell me they are Irish. That would be my closest secret. Why the would you tattoo a clover on your fucking shoulder and talk like you have autism anytime people mention beer.

>biggest source of pride is the state which was named after the most prosperous city that you lost
thats pretty pathetic, but better than wewuzing the ancients

>It's a jew with 0 genetic or historical evidence asserting bullshit episode

The vast majority of people never went further than 5 miles from home before the invention of modern transport. Not to mention foreign soldiers were xenophobic as hell and preferred to bring their own wives to live in the garrison away from the "subhumans" they conquered.

Why would anyone try to exterminate the people who do the farming and pay taxes?

>Slav "invasion"
>Turk "invasion"

Yippee, a few thousand soldiers and their families live outside communities of millions.

Maybe because new people moved it, i.e., the Turks? Or are you unironically trying to say that the same people live in France, Germany, Poland, Italy etc., as lived there thousands of years ago?

Polish in the 17th thinking they were descendants of Sarmatians.

>Or are you unironically trying to say that the same people live in France, Germany, Poland, Italy etc., as lived there thousands of years ago?


Yeah, most people in Europe are basically the same genetically speaking since the bronze age, even since the neolithic in some cases

Otzi the Ice Man's closest modern relatives were the villagers who found his body

let's keep that discussion out of here

probably the magyars claiming hunnic origin

>The Magyars (Hungarians) in particular lay claim to Hunnic heritage. Although Magyar tribes only began to settle in the geographical area of present-day Hungary in the very end of the 9th century, some 450 years after the dissolution of the Hunnic tribal confederation

African country names trigger me
Benin is also named after a country that was in a completely different place.
Equitorial Guinea isn't on the Equator

source?
because they don't.
Some Hungarians claim Turanic heritage.

just the wikipedia page of the huns, under legacy

there are some pics of hungarians hoisting a flag with atilla on it

Sometimes flags themselves can be very wuzzy. See this flag with Ashur on it. Often seen next to crosses.

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Why is it pathetic?

It was an empire that lasted 1000 years, and Orthodox chritianity is worshipped by millions throughout the world.

Had Greeks not been christian and had converted en masse after the empire fell, the Greek revolution would have never happened, and no other Balkan revolution for that matter, as it was the first successful revolution against the Ottomans.

sure but the flag literally has the words atilla on it

Kurds (emirs) and Egypt arguably did first.

This

All those groups larping as jews is a big thing as well.

The Aztecs WEWUZZ'D themselves as being the heirs to the toltecs since much of central mexico and mesoamerica in general saw the Toltecs and related groups as the originators of civilization and culture, when in fact the Aztecs were completely unrelated.

This
Egyptians claimed they were Arabs for nearly a thousand years. Just look at Nasser's Egypt.
Only in the 80's did the we wuz ancient egyptianz start.

[Citations needed]

Let's look at this:
Completely different language
Completely different writing system
Completely different religion
Completely different cultural traditions
Completely different form of government
Geographic location is missing many parts of ancient egypt
And the biggest one, in the 1950's-1970's the vast majority of Egyptians claimed to be Arabs and supported Arab nationalism.

At best, they were wuzzing for three decades.

Arabs controlled Egypt for at least 1200 years. Then turks controlled it for 300 more.

Multiple genetic tests on mummies and modern egyptians have shown significant genetic drift. Which is perfectly normal considering how many migrants arrived in Egypt over the 4000 year period.

That chart seems to imply that Egyptians genetics are at least 2/3rds new migrant population genetics.

You can't possibly claim 1200 years of Arab and 400 years of Turkic occupation left no significant genetic contribution in the population.

>Modern Egyptians (aka Arabs)
jew detected. Arab replacement is a myth (read: propaganda spread by israel). The people who live in modern middle eastern countries like Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan, Iraq, etc, are the same people who have always lived there. The only time a invader has settled foreign territory on a massive scale is when the Jews started moving to palestine.

Why stop there? How many African Americans actually care? I've asked around numerous times because people here seem super eager to talk about it, but no answer.

They've just migrated towards south

Ptolemy """Egyptians""""" (a.k.a. Greeks) claiming to be natives
Nazis

WE WUZ ALEXANDROS AND SHEEET

>majority christian untill the 19th century, right
kek try 15th

Ancient Egyptian is a Semitic language
nature.com/articles/ncomms15694

user was not too incorrect. The Ancient Egyptians from New Kingdom - Rome were pretty much the same genetically as Levantines.

Modern day egtpyians have more African in them prolly due to gene flow and/or slave trade

Also pic related. People tend to overthink the PCA plot. Look at the ADMIXTURE results (bottom bar graph) that shows an average ancestry for a given population (New Kingdom, Greek, Roman)

nature.com/news/mummy-dna-unravels-ancient-egyptians-ancestry-1.22069

Fuck off

>Ancient Egyptian is a Semitic language

it's afroasiatic, not semitic though

Afroasiatic ~= Semitic

>Egyptian has three different types of personal pronouns: suffix, enclitic (called "dependent" by Egyptologists) and independent pronouns. There are also a number of verbal endings added to the infinitive to form the stative and are regarded by some linguists[42] as a "fourth" set of personal pronouns. They bear close resemblance to their Semitic counterparts.

The list includes pronouns like "i" for I (like in Arabic, Hub=Love Hubi=My Love) "k" for you (Hub=Love, Hubki= Your love)

>Of the other Afroasiatic branches, Egyptian shows its greatest affinities with Semitic and, to a lesser extent, Cushitic.[6]

That's kinda cool, not gonna lie.