Tfw America will NEVER have an Orthodox president

>tfw America will NEVER have an Orthodox president

what are the orthodox like?

>America will have a Muslim president in your lifetime.

America will never have a
Jewish President
Mormon President
Atheist President
or an Orthodox President
In our lifetime.

Almost certain we've had quite a few closet atheists/agnostics, including the current one.

implying we didn't already.

Rod blagojevich 2020

Clinton is Muslim

They'll never publicly admit it though, because they're unsaleable.

America's next president is going to be a jew. (A third of the Supreme Court is jewish)

>including the last one.

Fixed.

Obama is actually one of the more religious presidents.

The first 3 presidents were actually the leas religious. Jefferson was a Deist, and both Washington and Adams were critics of organized religions in private.

Who's probably more sincere, the humble critics or the vocal advocates?

Being faithful is like being powerful or being a lady. If you have to say that you are, you are not.

LBJ was Jewish.

>Mormon President
And thank fuck for that.

I think any of these are probable enough. A Mormon, Orthodox and Jew have already been major party nominees (Lieberman for VP counts) and atheism is gradually losing its stigma.
Thatcher?

>LBJ was Jewish

And where are you pulling this bullshit from? He was a member of the Disciples of Christ, a Protestant Christian.

>The Christian Churchis a mainline Protestant Christian denomination in the United States in the Reformed tradition. It is often referred to asThe Christian Church, The Disciples of Christ, and The Disciples.

thank GOD for that.

>tfw no sedevacantist Catholic president

Barack Hussein Obama was muslim

Americans are a joke

Trump is basically a Jewish President

Obama seems like almost a closet atheist

IIRC /pol/ doesn't like LBJ much so they claim he's secretly Jewish

>Mormon President
>tfw you will never live in the alternate timeline where Mitt Romney is president right now

I'm 100% sure Obama is an atheist.

He won't even be released by then lel

>tfw will never have a non-corrupt government here

>double-dip recession caused by austerity
>near-WWIII standoffs over Crimea and Syria
>loses re-election to Bernie Sanders

>Bernie living another 4 years
Nice meme

If Jimmy Carter lives to 2020, I'm going to be pissed we didn't elect him.

He's very healthy for his age and his brother, a decade older, is running for Parliament right now. Anyway, I assume your post implied Romney winning in 2012.

nobody liked LBJ

ethnic, be it Russian or Greek or whatever

Here's the better question, will there EVER, be a LATINO, hardcore CATHOLIC president in our lifetimes?

Texans like LBJ.

Probably not, being hardcore religious turns off people who are not evangelical Christians.

He will make Serbia great again

>tfw America will NEVER have a Goldwater president

And being a Catholic turns off evangelicals

I'd never vote for a hispanic

>Who is Donald J. Trump

Mike Pence won the bible banger vote despite being Catholic

What if its a white hispanic?

H9 7 is controlling the current president though.

They're just jealous of the size of his dick.

>tfw you will never live in the alternate timeline where Mitt Romney is president right now
Thank God. What a fucking sleaze.

Mike Pence was raised Catholic but converted to Evangelicalism.

Tfw no crazy snake handling Christian cultist speaking in tongues with a dozen rattlesnakes draped around him at every press conference

The fuck we do. Where are you from, Austin?

In your guts you know he's nuts.

We nearly had a Jewish president with John Kerry. Not religiously Jewish, but ethnically/ideologically Jewish.

We also nearly had a Mormon president with Mitt Romney.

>LBJ was Jewish.

Redpill me on this.

Nobody likes LBJ.

>atheism is gradually losing its stigma.
Irreligion is losing its stigma, but if I remember correctly most of the irreligious in America are SBNR types.