Why do people with small or average sized penises like to pretend that the small penises on statues represented wisdom...

Why do people with small or average sized penises like to pretend that the small penises on statues represented wisdom and civility? When in reality, it simply meant that the Greeks back then were just into having sex with little boys?

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Who the fuck says that?

>The small size of the genitals, though, is in line with his other works and with Renaissance conventions in general, perhaps referencing the ancient Greek ideal of pre-pubescent male nudity.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_(Michelangelo)#Interpretation

Big penis = nigger tier. We live in a niggerized society though so it's in vogue.

clearly, if we still lived like greeks, old rich men would be fucking little boys.

big penis = alpha
small penis = beta
medium penis = patrician
circumcised penis = barbarian

>average penis = patrician
t. dicklet

*blocks your path*

>Being a man
>Caring about dick size when it's only function is theoretically giving more pleasure to the women
Cuck

>user's wife leaves him for a big black man after he refuses to pleasure her in bed with his average penis
yes, that user is the cuck.

>little girls
Barbarian.

Somebodys has to stop him!

he cant keep getting away with it

Porn really perverted your mind, didn't it?

>having sex with rich old men is more normal than "being perverted"

Normal size penis = Handsome
Big penis = buffoonish
Small penis = boyish.

>According to men
Normal size penis = Handsome
Big penis = buffoonish
Small penis = boyish.

>according to women
normal size penis = your other features are more important than size honey >__>
big penis = handsome and masuline
small penis = laughable

>Women
Opinion disregarded.

exactly
have fun sleeping with the rich male elites of greek society, those are the only people who love small dicks

>reducing yourself to a nigger tier mentality resulting in overcompensation for shallowness

then why would they give them an adult nutsack? or make them otherwise look like adult men, or at least adolescent?

reee where are all the cute little girl nude statues

how can you sit there and say a small dick is beta and a bigger one is alpha? if their were only 2 men left alive on earth one with A SMALLER and one wwith a bigger dick and the beta kills the alpha whos really alpha at that point... look at hitler he basically had no penis bbut exterminated 6 mil jews thats hungry wolf alpha shit . and honestly id rather have money then a big dick fuck u ... btw average sized here

>Hitler was alpha
Lleddit plz

it's understandable that dick size is inversely proportional to civility

blacks have bigger penises than whites
and whites are more civilized than blacks

it's elementary

>blacks have bigger penises than whites

nope that is a meme sir

this

>being this insecure

> ITT: Dicklets circlejerking

Things like penis size and height had never even crossed my mind in any serious capacity until I started frequenting Veeky Forums and the degeneracy that comes with it. I'm only 5'8" with a 5.5-6 inch cock and have made every girl I've been with cum buckets

I've noticed anons are more likely to claim the big dick stereotype is true if they can add on a civility claim. They are less likely to do this if an asian user is involved though. I don't understand the civility one. Wouldn't they less civil regardless, why add big dicks to it when you don't even know if it's true or not? We also have larger genitalia than gorillas and chimps, so it's really really making me think.

Your hand isn't a real girl, user.

Based.

small dick fag

Penis size does not determine whether a human female can be impregnated

Who even cares about height? This must be some autistic Veeky Forums meme, isn't it?

notice how you failed to mentioned their pleasure

Pleasure has nothing to do with tgis argument

Why do people place so much of their self status on the size of their penis? Can people not get past their primal desire to have sex and self-image revolving around sex? Or do certain people do get around that and the mass are deluded?

it has everything to do with penis size
you could can impregnate a woman without a penis as long as you got a working scrotum, who gives a shit.

I'd reread what you wrote

it's a typo, relax.

The whole sentence? Because it's wrong in this argument

This is modern American culture. Penis size isn't always important in native tribal cultures and old traditions.

>there are people on here. Discussing history who are below 7.5 inches

this
you're not in the right state of mind when you're letting your insecurity over your penis size compromise how you analyze the small penises of statues

Same, is this how America is? People won't notice your height here unless you are 7' feet. Average is 5'11
Hight is almost universally more attractive to women. 53 present of women said they would prefer if the guy they dates was taller than them.
As long as you are taller than the girl you like its fine. The more important thing is as long as you are accomplished in life you won't have problem attracting women.

Though dick size, how did that shit even start? There isn't even single evidence that larger dick gives more pleasure or have any evolutionary traits, however studies have some women prefer tall men with larger penises. But what can you expect from women, they like everything the media tell them to like.

>There isn't even single evidence that larger dick gives more pleasure or have any evolutionary traits,
> But what can you expect from women, they like everything the media tell them to like.
holy shit, shut the fuck up you dicklet

people want love. being good at sex gives a person a reason to love you. not being good at sex gives people a reason not to love you. T. 6.5 dickletfuck you for posting that, it always gets me

It is, I'm 5'6 and my gf is 5'10 so height was never an issue with me.

Born too late to fuck little boys. Why live?

Kill all niggers, problem solved

>tfw I have a 16cm penis
Doesn't matter. 16yo have smaller vaginas never had a problem reaching the bottom.

Also, that chart is half pseudoscience, half charts.

To be clear, it is very difficult for a woman to create characteristics on a man wrt a promise of good sex.
The size of the cock matters to women through
-the small size, which clearly no woman loves
-the thick cock, which women loves
A woman also knows that men loving to perform, men love be complimented on their performances as well as to hear that they have bigger cocks than her previous lovers
-the long cocks, which women loves to think that they could handle and seems exotic, but are good for oral and anal

The clues coming with a man about financial wealth and tastes are more deterministic about the quality and quantity of entertainment and pleasures not directly related to sex, than the size of the cock, because the size is clearly and advantage, but there is no evidence, through the size, about the ability of the man to make the woman cum without effort.

So yeah. women have easier access to sex, but most men are not much endowed and even the few who have thick cocks do not perform well, in short or mid term, because they think a fat cock is enough. Thank god for women
-that most women get orgasms from their clitoris
-that most men, irrespective of their physique or social background, love to eat pussy [but men are so stupid that they being by eating pussy, instead of finishing by it]

so what do women rely on to be as sure as possible that the beta will make them cum? they rely on
-what the man brags about [but men easily distort the truth on their abilities to please women, in bed or not]
-what other women fucked by the guy say about the guy. this is why women talk about sex between them. they want to know if the provider that they have is indeed acceptable.

As far as dick size rarity goes, it goes something like this.

Common
>average
Uncommon
>above and below average
Very Uncommon
>long thick penises, and short thin penises
Rare
>long thin penises, and short thick penises

I just want to point this out, because people act like chodes and pencils are very common, but in reality, they're both the rarest sizes out there, more rarer than a long thick dick or a short thin dick.

uhhh user.....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Podesta

>Veeky Forums talking about sex

Guys. A huge dick is not more pleasurable for the woman unless she has a huge vagina. (Yes, they vary in size just like penises. No, it has nothing to do with how much sex she has had.) The only advantage is aesthetics, but if the dick is too big, that just makes it uncomfortable. Real life is not porn.

That said, if you have an especially small penis (like bottom 5%), that's still a problem.

that's feminist propaganda.

That's literally how my dick looks. A normal uncut flacid dick looks exactly like that one. Porn has completely mishaped our view on this topic.

your flaccid penis is shorter than your scrotum?
that's sad user

beta
Besides, that's just a stereotype. Not all black guys have big dicks the same why not all Asians have small dicks. It's just a bit more on average.

Not feminist propaganda, ignorant propaganda.

This is funny considering nearly all sexual sensation comes from the clitoris a.k.a male female counterpart to the penis which is stimulated by the pudendal nerve(S2-S4).
All your insecurities are cute though. It shows that this is clearly a humanities board and o one here knows basic anatomy. I miss the old says when nerds were at least intelligent.

you seriously think they aren't?

the greco-roman ideal is a grower, not a shower. only a barbarian would have their flaccid dick flopping all over the place

Theres literraly nothing wrong with fucking cute boys

well, they would be doing it publicly and legal
it would be more popular no doubt

I thought it was more that it was just comical to have a dick flopping around.
Also, as a male sculptor would you really want to waste so much time crafting a big dick? Like that's pretty gay.
Most white males on here(and more on average) are insecure racists. What more is there to add?

\>artist
>time wasting

no

Hhe small bene = cuk Have big black bene so alpha lots fuq AVe Jesus!

Haaa, dick size ! A classic debate on Veeky Forums.

Whatever, not like there aren't other reasons to kill all niggers

When I'm cold my penis is big like that, but if I get horny it will get 15cm long.
Why do people pretend that the size of a non-erected penis matters in the slightest?

They're just flaccid.

because they're abnormally small flaccid penises
normal flaccid dicks aren't that small

in gym glass people used to pull down guys shorts as a joke and laugh at their small dicks, of course everyone had a small dick as they were flaccid for fuck sake, really annoyed me

Someone who doesn't understand human biology must've made this, all the feeling women get from sex comes from the clitoris and has nerve endings that extend and sort of "wrap" around the inside of the vagina. You can literally get a woman off by stimulating the clitoris from the outside or from inside and whatever "depth" because the nerve endings are everywhere.

>lol dicklet

I've got a 7 inch dick and a womanlet gf that I cause more pain than pleasure, I've never stick my entire dick in her, only maybe 75% of the way.

Yes I'm sexually frustrated as a result of this, I ought to start looking for taller women

>leave Veeky Forums for a bit to take a break from all the insecurity coming from dick size and manlet threads
>find the same shit on the history board

For fuck's sake guys.

With a 7" penis, I can't imagine that anything more than a extra half an inch in length would be of any benefit.

What sort of cavernous abyss of a love hole would you have to have for 9" to be preferable?

>1. I don't like them

what else, bitchboi?

Dudes, it's an obvious troll image. I guarantee whoever made it knows it's bullshit and was giggling to themselves as they wrote it.

It's supposed to trigger feelings of annoyance/incredulity = replies.

I imagine the nigger who makes this type of thread desperately clings onto the "Blacks have bigger penises, bigger penises are superior" meme and is buttblasted to find an alternative to such a dogma existed in Ancient Greece.

imagine some guy who adamant to the idea that small pre-pubescent penises are superior just because the ancient greeks were pedophiles

I'm not talking about time wasting as an element of "better things to do". I'm talking in terms of it sure looks odd for a man to devote so much time, energy, and concentration on scupting a big dick ona male.Don't you think?

artists were not embarrassed about that shit unlike you

>OP makes no mention of race
>the blog in question is made by a Canadian

At least throw in asian or something original.

how can you be so sure? Perhaps the artist did not want to be taken as a crude pervert.

This is why virginity until marriage is a good thing. You'll never know if your spouse is a bad lay if they're the only one you've ever fucked.

LITTLE