What kind of whale are you, Veeky Forums?
1000 BTC+ : Blue Whale
501-999 BTC : Sperm Whale
251-500 BTC : Killer Whale
100-250 BTC : Orca
51-99 BTC : Narwhal
25-50 BTC : Dwarf Sperm whale
10-24 BTC : Catfish
5-9 BTC : Stingray
1.01-4 BTC : Goldfish
0.5-1 BTC : Minnow
0.49-0.1 BTC : Shrimp
0.01-0.09 BTC : Plankton
catfish
used to be an orca
Shrimp reporting in
Same here
Will turn Dwarf Sperm whale because because of Bitchcoin
Stingray
100btc mightve made you a whale last year but no way no.
100k isnt nearly enough to influence market prices when even shitcoins have market caps of 150million.
whale is like 750+btc minimum
tfw stingray
>yfw you will never have enough coin to put up a massive wall large enough to force momentum back the other way.
Goldfish, feels bad
Stingray, which is also the best bass guitar
You understand that Killer whale and Orca are the same thing, right?
>tfw goldfish but stingray if I include "fiat on exchanges"
I buy the dips and arbitrage with fiat for my money. Guess that makes me a stingray in disguise looking for prey or some shit.
Retard OP.
Also, what the fuck is 0.3 BTC?
Dumb fagget. Slide.
mad pajeets
>mfw buttmad Planktonfag
>0.01-0.09 BTC : Plankton
Being this dum. Its not a regular "dumb", it's /biz-dumb.
>my guess about him being poorer than he says is right and he gets mad about it
Starting to think you're a pajeet.
No, but you can't be that big of an american goy kiked dumb scum to think that
0.01 - 0.09 bracket magically includes 0.3
I swear you jewmerican burger scum are really the dumbest fucks on this planet, worse than the jews that rule your country and more pathetic than pajeets who immigrate there freely.
You fuckin dumb vermin.
stingray.
Now you call it *catfish* it will seem like a downgrade. stingrays can kill Aus-fag crocodile bullies
tfw pajeet...
pajeet scammer (0.001)
>tfw plankton about to enter Shrimp territory
JUST KEEP SWIMMING
i don't own btc shitcoin sir
I was a pajeet untill i became a no-coiner.
I don't know if thats a downgrade or an update tho?
Minnow here.
Goldfish once NEO pops.
proud goldfish reporting in
Goldfish weighing in at 3 BTC here.
To think I was a Pajeet 52 days ago
pajeet
Humble Goldfish who could have been a stingray or even a catfish if he hadn't missed on a certain occasion : /
hey pajeet here why the hate on us ;(
Read Moby dick and then maybe you can make a thread like this faggot
Minnow
Yesterday was Stingray...today...goldfish. fml
Im a pajeet, could've easily become a catfish if I listened to biz
>kms
Narwhal master race reporting in
>251-500 BTC : Killer Whale
>100-250 BTC : Orca
killer whale is an orca you fucking retard
Dwarf Semen Whale
lol this
I found Dory!
I started as a minnow, then goldfish until a couple of weeks ago at which point i was minnow again.
minnow... was a goldfish
What happened?
One day I will be the biggest sperm whale.
t. goldfish
YOUR MOM IS A FAT WHALE
who /stingray/ here?
Gentle, modest guppy of peace reporting in with 2.5 BTC. I need to get to at least 50 to be set for life here in East-Europistan.
Pic related. Me in my natural habitat.
so you are female?
a/s/l?
Minnow reporting in
>goldfish
It's shrimp you dumb fagget. Learn to read.
24, so not too bad yet. Atleast I hope I haven't completely missed the cryptotrain to milquetoast land. I'm more disturbed by the fact that I've seen more opportunities for huge gains left and right than I ever thought were even still possible in any other market. This shit is wild.
Just wanna load up, live off dividends eventually and have a nice family with many white children to bolster the ranks.
Stingray reporting in!