Divorces his wife

>Divorces his wife
>Marries a 13 year old

Our guy?

>genocides the Frisians and Saxons instead of helping the Iberians fight the Muslims

No, definitely not /ourguy/.

>Striking the eternal Kraut and making friends with based IGA Muslims.

Definitely /ourguy/

What's an IGA?

More like
>genociding and making friends with genocidals

>killing g*rms is bad

Islamic """""Golden"""""" Age

Who did the Abbasids genocide? Also Frisians and Saxons are still around (unfortunately).

More like, converting Saxons, and slaughtering those who resisted, as well as fighting saracens

Sweety, it's only called genocide when it's against people. Putting down G*rms is pest control.

Can we say he "did a Mohammed"?

What Saracens did he actually fight?

Remember when Muhammad divided Arabia into thirds which would never again unite?

>implying /ourguy/ isn't Charles II

Charlemagne never existed so it doesn't matter what they say about him anyway.

Umayyads

DELET

>Allowed the French to come into existence
>/ourguy/

No, kys.

Yes because ourguy is obviously Joseph Ii

Fuck off, Salazar is /ourguy/

>Both Einhard and Notker the Stammerer refer to envoys travelling between Harun's and Charlemagne's courts, amicable discussions concerning Christian access to the Holy Land and the exchange of gifts. Notker mentions Charlemagne sent Harun Spanish horses, colourful Frisian cloaks and impressive hunting dogs. In 802 Harun sent Charlemagne a present consisting of silks, brass candelabra, perfume, balsam, ivory chessmen, a colossal tent with many-colored curtains, an elephant named Abul-Abbas, and a water clock that marked the hours by dropping bronze balls into a bowl, as mechanical knights—one for each hour—emerged from little doors which shut behind them. The presents were unprecedented in Western Europe and may have influenced Carolingian art.
LMAO. Charlemange was Sweden-tier.

I literally said killing Frisians is bad.

why do you like a leader who caused his country's literacy rate to plummet?

Yeah, how terrible it would be to have an illiterate population! Nobody could read huffpo articles about 8 year olds being drag queens!
Can you imagine the pain?

>made of gold
Definitely /ourguy/.

this
illiteracy is the ultimate redpill