""""""Virgin"""""" Mary

>""""""Virgin"""""" Mary

How did Joseph fall for this?

she gives the best BJ's

Has anyone reviewed Jesus ancestors for sexual scandals?

Well she was 12-14, so...

>Story has a prostitute named Mary and a pregnant virgin named Mary
Coincidence?

*fedora tipping intensifies*

Maybe Joseph was having trouble finding a bride and felt bad about a qt14 being stoned to death for being a little frisky.

YHWH'd

Did Joseph and Mary ever get married or kissed?
Hell what was even the purpose of Joseph, he was useless

Joseph was pretty old. And he died pretty early in Christ's life.

Really made me think.

To serve as an example for future Christians that cuckoldry is acceptable and commendable. They have been following it ever since.

The reason of the Virgin Mary's marriage to Saint Joseph is that Jewish law would have required Mary be married before having a child. Catholic mythology states Saint Joseph never had sexual relationship with Mary.

This. Joseph was the Cuck of God.

I mean if you're gonna get cucked though, having God do it is probably your best option, right?

Saint Joseph was a widower who had children from a previous marriage.

Plus Saint Joseph new the child was God's son, thus it was more akin to adoption.

>God creates everyone in the womb
Isn't everyone cucked by god?

>Christianity was literally founded on a tale of cuckoldry

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Back then virgin meant a woman who was not married, not someone who had never had sex.

Mary was just Mary, only 320 years after the death of Jesus did a church started the Virgin meme.