Who needs a gf when you can get over 20 lbs of pussy and ass for around $200

>who needs a gf when you can get over 20 lbs of pussy and ass for around $200

how is this not a better investment from a financial point of view than getting an actual gf?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MFRJ68y69Xw
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

solid business decision, OP. A+

Just bought 100k?

Kek, nice one OP. You definitely don't sound like a loser.

youtube.com/watch?v=MFRJ68y69Xw

Where do you think you are?

Who needs 20 lbs of pussy and ass for $200 when you can get a 6.7" dick for $10?

How do you clean it?

PSA: try masturbating regularly without porn/erotica. Research is showing increase in sexual dysfunction with increased porn consumption.

No correlation with masturbation, just porn. So do those shower faps and before bed no-porn faps and so on.

Lmao. Imagine your mum found that in your room holy shit

>fuck my big black ass

lose my shit every fucking time.

how old are you

as long as you don't settle for less than 20 lbs then she should be proud

Research made by one or two retards?

Go back to plebit fucker

Science, bitch

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5039517/

This. I got a vibrating prostate massager for $11. Who needs a gf that will cost hundreds of dollars a month?

Veeky Forums-humor related

Been there, done that (similar product).
They fkn chafe. Does not feel right. The advantage is that it does not open its mouth though. I think the BEST toy one can have is a mute woman.

I've got one for that too.

Anybody got any idea how much NEO a Lolita Slave Toy is?

>tells anons about the dangers of porn
>posts nude woman

Are you trying to help or not?

oh god kek, the jpg, the quotes, the question.
gold bro. my sides.

That was quite the read...

Doesn't it make your dick rock solid? Left a hell of an impression on me when I was underage on /b/

>roasties included
into the trash it goes

Two options:

>1. Wanna inform you but set you up for failure so you feel guilty
>2. Trying to draw the attention of the dudes who need this info the most

Which one is it???
But again, nothing wrong with fapping. Just gotta reduce porn/erotica exposure.
No conclusive guidelines for that yet though, I use three times a week as a rule of thumb bcs a study showed that behaviour and sexual preferences change from using more than 3x week but no effect at 3x or lower.

Of course anyone on Veeky Forums is screwed and has years of addiction to undo.

Here's a kitten to offset the naked ladies.

>clinical reports
>having any statistic value

>muh nofap
>muh no porn
>muh sex dolls
>muh singularity

The cope of not being Chad and having access to Stacy comes in various forms.

Chads sees this
and this
and more hotties daily. He's perfectly fine.

You will never see hot young girls naked IRL (unless you pay for it). If you aren't rich, you can't, so what's the next best thing? videos.

Of course, coping autists will think fapping staring into a wall is way better.

who these, source?

>Don`t make children goy, why do you want to give away an inheritance to your own blood to carry the flag?
>Why are you so cheap, goy, why do you want the capability of historical action throughout your peers, don`t have kids goy!

same

>So do those shower faps
but my jizz goes all weird and stringy in the shower and makes it harder to clean up

I can't stop saying it in different funny black voices