How much money do I need to make to get a bf like this?

How much money do I need to make to get a bf like this?

enough to afford his obvious steroid habit and health insurance incase of heart attack .

Enough to pay for his PEDs, and an elastic anus.

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jeff pls go

I need to suck that mans cock right this second.

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enough money to get lots of plastic surgery for yourself

what if its smol ? under 5 inches hard, will u still suck it? guys with big dicks don't need to roid...

As long as he knows what he's doing with his 4.5", he's already better than a lot of big dicks who think they can get away with just having a big dick. It's very disappointing when you see a 7" and all he does is starfish.

i don't think you need any, men don't require their SO to be rich. Just wiggle your butt at him and wink your intentions accross the room. Shave your asshole and make sure you have a smoothbutt for him to pound into the pillow.

what is starfish?

why don't you say something like "enough to pay for her plastic surgery and mental health visits when she almost dies from starving herself" to a 'how much do i need to make to get a gf like this thread'?

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equality g-guys!

because all my experience has taught me not to spend money on/for women .

Term used for a boring sex partner. They just lay there, like a starfish.

you really think a guy that obsessed with himself and his image is going to be interested in pleasing someone else ?

Pretty sure OP is a fag

THE GAYS ARE INVADING Veeky Forums

joff
pls

how many bursts can bag me a bear like this

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Everytime I ask out a guy like that they turn me down because I'm fat.

> inb4 lose weight
I don't want to lose weight, I'm bad at it.
I'm good at making money though, so I want to do that.

I like fat guys

I'm not a guy

>assumes there are only neckbeards on Veeky Forums

damn son

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jeff pls go

thanks i just got fired

who is this semen demon

Fuck your mother, if you want to fuck.

die justin

That isnt jeff its another miscer

Men don't look for money in a woman. But I guess you already figured that out.

>I'm bad at self control and going to a gym

Yikes

as if these threads aren't retarded enough when men post them

>implying

This aint jeff?

I'd Larp that girl

>Make money
>Hire personal trainer
>Get fit
>Sleep with personal trainer

Come on girl, there is literaly no excuse.

define "bf"... chad here would probably pnd you, but not like, introduce you to his friends.

I see people saying that all the time.