What is your country historical mission?

Canada
Comfy irrelevence, fuck off we're full

Croatia.
Join state unions and then leave them.

Australia
Cuck euros and yanks when on holiday.

The Netherlands: Get money, fuck the sea, preferably at the same time. We also like to start shit with superpowers, then ask other superpowers for help when we get hit, but I wouldn't call that a mission.

Anglo
I must ruin

Continue what Les Lumières started

Serbia.
Be the eternal problem for the surrounding countries.

Be the only country in Africa that Americans can point to on a map.

America.
Irreversibly fuck up every situation we ever put our hands on.

>Australia
To hang shit on everyone especially burgers. This helps them not take themselves so seriously so they can enjoy life more.

Tough luck champ, no matter what happens we can always point to Egypt and Somalia.

Netherlands.
Make the ocean submit like the little bitch it is.

To become the Second Britain and evolve beyond shitposting.

Bulwark of christianity.

Taiwan
Sperg out about removing China they aren't the real middle kingdom fucking commie pretender scum REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shitposting

Aren't you Taicucks all about "WE'RE NOT REALLY CHINESE REEE" nowadays?

It's starting to be that way yeah, but the sentiment is still present

Chile
Exporting copper and bullying Peru

Mine has already been mentioned. We trade and fuck around on/with water.

Also: leech off of Germany as long as they still have the money and people that we can sell our goods to, while loudly proclaiming that we hate them the most out of any race in the world

Also remove kebab

Norway
Being completely irrelevant, except for that time we raided some anglo priests and peasants

Canada
from sea to sea

Germany
Dissolving into the european union while also enforcing our economic standarts so we can end germany and the cains mark of our heritage while still retaining what makes us feel superiour.

>fuck off we're full
1. You fags (as a nation) love immigrants
2. You're larger than the USA and have the population of the NYC metro area.

Honestly if Canada keeps growing through immigration and reaches US level population the increased populace might drive you cunts to civilize the tundra and actually become a world power.

Because lord knows you fuckwits haven't done anything with all that land other than make natl parks to celebrate the fact you haven't done shit with all that land.

>we love immigrants
umm sweetie, no :)
>You're larger than the USA and have the population of the NYC metro area.
Good, beimg a world power is for fucking schmucks like Americans and chinks.

Holy shit do Americans actually know where Egypt is? I figured since the location of South Africa is literally in the name it should be the easiest.

Honduras- Find a way to prepare earth for Lucifer's next visit

Spain
Kill the heretics.

America
Manifest Destiny and civilize the brown man

>umm sweetie
You have a very permissive immigration policy though, so yes honey you do, you fucking love them. You personally might not but as a nation, yeah, you kinda totally do love that immigrant dick.

Ireland. Piss of British people

We've got a stricter policy than most of Europe lad.

You have a points system unless you're one of those faggots that thinks refugees=instant access means all immigrants=instant access.

>Piss of British people
I agree, you Irish are the piss of the British.

Fucking typos. REEEEEEEE

also bully B*lgians

France.
Maintening the nobility through different form

Portugal
slaying the enemies of our lord Jesus wherever they are on this earth. also eating codfish

Spain. Fuck England.

Sweden
Saving protestantism

Brazil

Be the forever great nation of the future

Also, fucking portugueses, they didn't know how to fucking explore there on colony right.

Thank, tuga

Switzerland
Not participating in things that don't benefit us and participating in things that benefit us.

Québec
to become independent

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Not anymore