Veeky Forums, tell me the quickest way to make 5000 bucks on the internet

Veeky Forums, tell me the quickest way to make 5000 bucks on the internet

reupload porn

How would I make money reuploading porn?

Find nude stills that aren't found by a google search.

Upload to reddit and pretend they're you.

Wait for your inbox to explode with neckbeards wanting to pay for private cam shows.

Offer to sell them your used underwear for big $$$.

I've made over $5k doing this in 2016 and I only did it half-asses.

I actually have experience with editing pictures so that they don't show up on google. Isn't that illegal though? Not worth it if I'm gonna get fucked big time for that kinda stuff. Also not sure how I'd get my hands on used underwear.

Just wear it yourself

Will the neckbeards not be able to tell the difference?

Are you a girl?

They won't. Go for a long run in them and dribble about 7 drops of piss and a tiny spray of women's perfume and they'll pay big dollars for that. Not exactly legal but who's gonna complain to the authorities about not receiving the correct piss stained undies?

Cover yourself by just accepting bitcoin as payment.

>Also not sure how I'd get my hands on used underwear.

dude just buy some cheap panties in wallmart, wear them while you trade shitcoins, spray some cheap female perfume on them and send them to a reddit neckbeard for easy cash and big profit margin

How would they?

I'm not a girl, but I might be able to convince a female friend of mine to wear shit. Probably wouldn't be comfortable with showing herself online in any connection to the whole thing though, can't blame her for that.

This guy gets it

Why would she do that? She might as well sell them herself.

how to find nude stills?

ITT we get OP to feel good wearing women's underwear

find videos from one porn site
reupload them on another big porn site
profit

seriously, its really fucking easy, most videos in a single porn sites repeat like 50 times and people still watch them

Not gonna lie this sounds tempting
Isnt just sending "personal" nudes to them less effort though, at less profit obviously

Also, how much do you charge for a pair? I'm from Germany, isn't it pretty expensive to send things to the US for example?

since when does the seller pay for shipping hans

You get money for uploading videos to porn sites? How does that work?

Well, true.

i also wish to know this.

how does making money from youtube works senpai?

You'll get a lot of suspicious neckbeards that will ask you to write their names on you or hold a picture of their dong or something.

Well, through ads obviously, I just never thought it works the same way for porn sites. Also, I'm not exactly the owner of any porn videos, won't I get fucked for copyrights?

Shipping will barely reach $20 to and from US and EUR, incorporate that into the cost. Charge anything between $100 - $400.

True true, worth a risk or two though

Holy shit do people actually spend that much?

Not him, But my friend (who is a neckbeard incarnate) was forced by his parents to shut down his checking account because he gifted some chick he met on discord over $3,500 in 3 months on underwear and "private" photos

Tell him I'll take cash too

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they eventually delete your videos, but they act slow as fuck.you can upload hundreds of vids meanwhile and make money while they find 2-3 of your repeating vids and take them down

If you do this what is your average earnings a day?

Don't slow down guys, what else can I do for quick cash? I really just need 5k to invest in other stuff; stuff I know how to make money with.

i dont remember, i did this a few years ago, but i remember i made a few hundred euros monthly(~700 iirc)

for such a easy task its a good money

How do you do private cam shows if you arent who you say you are...

Can you suggest a site for doing that?

Issue for me is my slow af download speed currently, so im either stuck to short videos or longer low quality ones.

i used to dl videos from motherless and upload them on xnxx and xhamster, dunno if this still works now

buy artbyte like rn, gonna pump later tonight screencap dis

I am confused

well, that might be a problem then

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I, the OP, on the other hand have very, very damn fast internet.

What do you guys think are my chances at just asking a very rich person to give me 5k? There's people that earn so much money they probably wouldn't realize if they'd lost that amount in the subway

what ad programs pay for porn views?

Spam your adfly links everywhere you can comment

What should I link to, though? Can't just use random pictures of hot girls, can I?

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Wouldn't this violate copyright or something?

Guys, what about crowdfunding? Can't I just make a GoFundMe campaign and get people to give me money?