ITT: Badly describe a historical event and have others guess what it is

ITT: Badly describe a historical event and have others guess what it is.

The absolute madman decided to attack 3 other countries at the same time.

Paraguayan War

bad man invade country

is that german guy with a funny mustache number one, or german guy with a funny mustache number two?

Bingo

a cannonball ends a war, and someone's lunch

world wars

Man destroys his own army in a vain and stupid attempt at conquering Russia.
[spoiler] No, it's neither Hitler nor napoleon. [/spoiler]

Charles XII of Sweden?

talks shit gets halberded

Burgundian wars?

europe blows up after a guy falls out of a window

30 Years Wars

Correct

Kaiser Wilhelm starts WW1?

napoleon invades Russia?

Correct.

Nope after 19th century

hitler invades Russia

No, but very close

hitler invades Czechoslovakia

Hitler invades Belgium

Hitler invades France

Hitler invades Denmark

Hitler invades Norway

Hitler invades Luxembourg

No

Hitler invades the Ottoman Empire

"Hi I'm Tsar Ferdinand I of Bulgaria, welcome to Jackass."

Hitler invades Mexico

Hitler invades Manchuria

99% of this thread is babies first European history events. This board is so historically limited, if it's not Hitler or Napoleonon it's not mentioned.

Hitler invades Venice

Easy one: that one kill that started it

Hitler invades Alpha Centauri

Hitler invades Germany

Assasination of Fran's Ferdinand It's Poland

Hitler invades the Imperium of Man

Hitler invades the Himalayas

Hitler invades Red October

Russian annexation of Chechnya?

Hitler invades Mr. Gorbachev

Hitler invades the People's Republic of China

Hitler invades Russia

The Paraguayan war?

Hitler invades ur mom

Autistic peasants try and kill off each other over the legacy of a degraded state, and kill lots of other peasants in the process.

In order to save the country from socialism, he decided to force freedom on everyone (except commies).

Yellow Turban Rebellion? Tailing Rebellion?

>Taiping

Russian civil war?

Koreo-Mongolian tribe invades and shoahs bearded people who originally lived since the ice age.

Koshamain's Revolt?

Mongol conquest of Khwarezmia? Although I'm not sure if that works with the "ice age" bit.

Thule culture driving the Doroset out of Greenland?

No

Hitler invades Veeky Forums

Hint

The Google is giving me info about the Emishi people of Japan, although it's also saying they weren't shoa'd as much as absorbed and slowly interbred out of existence.

absolute mad men get invaded by seven countries

Genocide of the Jomon Emishi?

French revolutionary wars?

hell no

Ye

Who should be King? Son or Uncle? Place your votes!

I would say Onin War but you said King and not Shogun.

made him leave because of his last name.
fucking romans.

Correct, I forgot it was Shogun and not emperor, my mistake

Yom Kippur War?

tfw your geopolitical enemy starts aiding in your quest to destroy a problem you created and you don't like that so you keep making your problem bigger and bigger intentionally in order to hurt your enemy and they get the idea of what's going on so they start doing the same thing to you until eventually things get out of control all over the world

>Yom Kippur War
nope
hint, it was in asia

The Soviet Union pushing decolonization rebel movements vs Western European countries post WW2?

Vietnam?

No.

Boxer Rebellion?

The Chinese Backyard Boogaloo

Second Balkan War

Big land empire decides to invade island empire, hilarity ensues.

WWII?

Correct.

Vikings try to go potato farming and end up losing 6000 men and losing all their territory

Finno-korean hyper war?

Hitler invades this reply chain

No
first is close though
Another hint: Some guy writes a wish-fulfillment novel about them 1000 years later.

That time a war lasted too long and both sides got tuckered out and decided to take a break.

Kettle war?

two empires that could be natural allies decide bleed each other to death and the third one plays crucial role in destroying both of them some time later
no its not byzantine/persian conflict

3 kingdoms War, and the Romamce of the 3 kingdoms

Turks lost to a triangle

Mongol invasions of Japan

Hitler invades Veeky Forums

German and british Empire?

Mongolian invasion of Japan?

Hitler invades NADSP

Chinese invasion of Veitnam (post American-Vietnam war?)

Opium wars

>white people build a great society
>black people ruin it

Operation desert storm of the Romans

A small, ragtag assortment of ships basically stop a swarm of Asian gun nuts from taking over the entire country.

Rhodesian bush wars
Antony's invasion of Parthia