Why are Americans so obsessed with religion?

Why are Americans so obsessed with religion?

Puritans.

Because God CHOSE them, fucking retard.

We are spiritually starving in our materialistic Frankenstein culture, so we give in to fads, manias, and cults.

Why are you Europeans so obsessed with Americans?

Europe is a crumbling and decaying ruin, so they are fascinated by independent and adventurous folk who inhabit a boundless land of natural majesty, which inspired wondrous invention and free-spirited expression.

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Puritanism is and has been the dominant ideology of the american people since its foundation.

If anything the founding of the nation as a secular republic was an enlightenment fad that was popular at the time. The vast majority of americans retain puritanical tendencies.

t. Yankee

Are we? From what I see in quite a few European countries, the Pope is all the rage. And you do know that The U.S is a huge country with maby different states? You will find states with the,most urban centers are not fully of very religious people; e.i. most of the east coast and west coast states.
Why do Europeans like to talk about Americans when the obviously know nothing about America?

Because large parts of the USA still are shitholes populated by poor uneducated hillbillies/negroes/spics.

This

Rome has like 2000 churches. Really big fancy ones too.

We know more about ameriburgers than they know themselves because they're fucking dumb LOL

>LOL
I think we know who the real retard is here

Because moral reasoning took us to lone superpower status while rational empiricism doomed Yurop to the muslim hordes.

Because religion is the fundamental building block of Civilization and heritage.

Unlike other white countries we care about that.

We're oversaturated by American media and culture, a large part of which consists of making fun of the stupid parts of American culture, so to an outside perspective it's like having a guy constantly yelling at you about how stupid he is.

>People from the coasts aren't religious
>Social justice isn't a religion

Transjesus us real

So essentially Europeans are so absolutely insanely retarded they think popular media is a reflection of American culture?

Thanks for the clarification.

But popular culture and materialism are basically all there is to American culture

>nearly wiped out native population and took over massives swathes of virgin land full of natural resources
>lended aid to allies but only if they agreed to terms that made them unable to maintain their empire only to swoop in and take their place in the resulting power vacuum
>browbeat and often actually beat the majority of your southern neighbors into serving your economic interests while at the expense of their own
>regular wars of aggression motivated by geopolitical gains
>"moral reasoning"

>letting in several times more people than you could hope to integrate
>rational empiricism

We're roughly as retarded as Americans, we just like to think we aren't.

Americans are retarded to the same degree. I was told of a guy who got arrested and unironically started yapping about "his right to one phone call" which he got from movies, it doesn't exist in reality.

Not really.

Americans stray from the original teachings of Christ. They use their faith as a status symbol. If you are not Protestant you are not fashionable and from upper class stock.

It's so retarded.

>Implying Americans don't make muh heritage threads all the fucking time

This isn't the 1840s, fuck off with your outdated memes. There's plenty of upper class Catholics, but mostly upper class Jews.

They always badmouth catholics on here. Its so petty. They just do it for the sake of it.

>on here
So you're an idiot who gets his opinion on American society from Veeky Forums on top of that.

I'm surprised anyone does it. It's 2017.

no you don't. You still think that most of our schools don't teach the theory of evolution I bet. When in reality the only Scholls you would find them teaching creationism in are private schools in the middle of bumfuck nowhere of misweater states like Kansas or Indiana. it's not going to be found in the public schools anywhere. So fuck off.

Religion means relationship with God. You're literally asking why do Americans love their Father so much kek ur a joke bud jk

to be fair lot of Americans think that too

Funnily enough, because church and state have been separated since the country's (official) founding.

Americans are Jewish?

It's a combination of factors.
First, there's the fact that in rural towns, churches serve as a pillar of the community and are vital to maintaining the town's social climate. They organize potlucks and other get-togethers for the town, pastors serve as de facto counselors and mentors, and it offers an opportunity for everyone to get together once a week.
Meanwhile, there's the myriad Protestant denominations that appeared during and after the Second Great Awakening. Rather than a single organized group, the proliferation of denominations meant that they could all interpret scripture in their own way, leading to parishes that fit each town's religious and social attitudes. That was what allowed churches to become such vital social institutions in the first place.
Then, there are large immigrant populations in the US (especially Catholics) where their denomination played a massive role in their lives in the Old Country. It naturally became a tradition that survived the eventual Amercanization process.

>muh 'murica only has a corpratist culture may may