"Guys, let's defend Europe against Communism."

> "Guys, let's defend Europe against Communism."
> Remilitarizes Rhineland """rightfully""".
> Europe: Raises eyebrows, "But hey, he's an anti-communist, so I suppose we don't mind."

> "Guys, let's defend Europe against Communism."
> Unifies with Austria """rightfully""", modifying the balance of power.
> Europe: Raises eyebrows, "But hey, he's still an anti-communist, so I suppose we don't mind."

> "Guys, let's defend Europe against Communism."
> Takes a little bit of """rightful Sudetenland"""
> Europe: Raises eyebrows again, "But hey, he's an anti-communist, so I suppose we don't mind."

> "Guys, let's defend Europe against Communism."
> Wages a bitter war with Poland that apparently goes beyond any reasonable claims of self-defence, pre-emptive or otherwise
> Europe: "..."

How exactly did Adolf Hitler plan to "defend Europe against Communism" by causing this amount of diplomatic instability?

And again, it's like poetry, it's sort of, they rhyme. ... Hopefully it'll work.

>Hitler was an autist
What else is new

I still cry when I wake up from the dream where Hitler died to a heartstroke after taking Austria, and Germany actually allied with the Poles to defend Europe from the Commies.

Hitler is the key to all this, he's a funnier character than we've ever had before

yeah, then germany dragged the west down because they had to pay denbts

>> Wages a bitter war with Poland that apparently goes beyond any reasonable claims of self-defence, pre-emptive or otherwise
>implying Poland hadn't already have some form of communist influence
>implying Germany didn't enter Poland before knowing first and that Soviet communist would invade Poland
>implying there wasn't a reason to enter Poland

/leftypol/ strikes again

>>implying Poland hadn't already have some form of communist influence
they literally protected entire western europe from red army sticking its red dick into germany and france but sure whatever

>>implying Germany didn't enter Poland before knowing first and that Soviet communist would invade Poland
You know how they knew? They knew because they signed a fucking secret alliance with the COMMUNIST USSR to invade Poland together. And in fact the Soviets didn't even start their own invasion until the German one was on mop-up mode.

>Hitler sends von Ribbentropp to negotiate an alliance with Britain
>spends 6 years making a gigantic ass of himself and slowly drives Britain further and further from Germany while his cables back to Hitler assert that the common people want an alliance and it's only the judeo-masonic cabal that runs the British government preventing it

>Hitler gets fed up and sends him to the Soviet Union
>Ribbentrop hashes out and signs the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact in less than 24 hours
>after the invasion of Poland he goes back to Moscow and talks Molotov and Stalin into an anti-British German-Soviet alliance
>Hitler just waves it away and goes "yeah, nah, Rosenberg says we have to invade them"

I TRIED SO HARD