Has anyone ever ridden a bear into battle?

Has anyone ever ridden a bear into battle?

The Danish and Norwegian Berserkers did often replacing the horse with the bear.
They also dual wielded two battle-axes and were covered in wolf/bear skin.

This


I've read one about a jute who wore the furs of a bear cub while he rode the mother into battle as a way to get the mother to becime even more aggressive thinking the rider to be her child.

Surely bears can't be this stupid

Dane here. Can confirm.

You'd be surprised what wearing a skinned child and some dabs of piss can do

I never understood how it came to be like this

From what I see and read the Scandinavians were wicked berserkers. 6'5, pure muscle and full of energy. Rading shitty euro villages day and night. Truly warriors of the past.

How are they now a beta cuck race with skinny tall fags that work in the ICT department?

My dream and life project is creating a breed of domesticated bears.

I want to fucking kill myself

Source(s)?

Because they were not 6'3 pure muscle warriors but rather snow niggers that raided unprotected sea villiages.

It's a joke .

If you couldn't tell you need to find some bleach and chug that shit.

kys

Wow.

What a great post

This post is truly the Magnum opus of your mental faculties isn't it.

A true crescendo of your life's work.

The Secret History of the Vikings

no we're not

One of my fantasies is fucking a bear or a very big woman

>trusting bears

that idiot deserved to get eaten

>Fucked to death
Bear penises are as big as horse penises now?

Same but
Don't do it...

Unless you're a communist:(