Does anyone think the Jewish version of God makes a hell of a lot more sense?
*God is schizophrenic, petty, and his emotions are always at 11. All the chaos in the universe is the result of having a psycho in the driver seat.
*God is brutal, hardcore. Seriously do not fuck with that guy. If he likes you he might just ruin your life for disobeying him. If he doesn't like he'll have your children enslaved, your wife raped, and he'll make you watch. If he's really in a pissed off mood he'll do it to your entire tribe for a couple of decades.
*God refers to himself as the source of all evil. In Genesis he is described as creating disease and war. There's no Devil or other deities to appeal to btw. Your stuck with this bastard-maniac. He is the final authority on all moral issues.
*Oh and there's no afterlife either. The good guys don't go to heaven and the bad guys that don't go to hell. Your life can end from any number of accidents at any time with no compensation.
*Not only does is he completely brutal but sometimes he doesn't even have a motive. You know the flood story? Do you know what the actual text says his motive for it was? The reason he whiped out 99% of all life on the planet including animals and tribes that didn't even know he existed? For no reason at all, that's right. Eccelestias directly states he made life without meaning or justice.
*God occasionally shows symptoms of suicidal depression, regret, and nihilism.