Have you ever considered falling in love with a nation?

And yet they never managed to unify the mess that was the 800 million little city-states that it claimed dominion over.
They deserved losing their power over them when Napoleon came around.

>Have Turks, Frenchies and Prods flanking you
>Keep a stalemate
>Somehow this is a terrible fare

Habsburgs were GOAT and deserved to establish the one world government under one emperor desu

it wasn't Germany when I was young, but you're pretty much spot on in describing the evolution of my Veeky Forums autism

if i had one wish, i would wish for germans and germany to be completely erased from history

Kids like Nazi Germany, Imeprial Germany is patrician

do it again bomber harris

unification wasn't, the form of the state was the mistake.

But then who will we shitpost about?

It's funny how Veeky Forums always (rightfully) complains about /pol/ but then some act exactly the same like /pol/ just with Germans instead of Jews.

Tl;dr: fuck off

Because you can have A E S T H E T I C uniforms (oh the cringe)
13 is when people start to play paradox games so like Prussia because they tend to be OP
13 is also the age to start smoking fags so they go against their English culture by supporting Prussian values and thus edgy

t. Wolfgang von Kaiserberg

But the prussians should be genocided, we're fine with the Bavarians and Austrians and Russian princes

Prussians (the ones you mean) aren't even an ethnicity, but regardless

> Country run by actual autists
> patrician

Uh, ok.

The Polish-Lituanian commonwealth makes my dick hard as a pole

The Prussians he meant are indeed an ethnicity. A mutt one for sure, but still a valid one. Take German autism and Baltic niggery and you've got yourself an army with a state.

Yes, my own because i am not a fucking traitor.

> Country run by actual autists
That's wrong though.

Pretty sure everyone has one

Daily reminder that the irrational and autistic hate directed at imperial Germany and Prussia is moronic and far more prevalent than actual posts praising the German Empire/Prussia.

Patrician tastes, user.

A state that often waged war
>Let's genocide the population lol

>France
>Britain
>Spain
>Russia
>Japan
>China
>USA

All nations that are at least as martial as Germans, yet Veeky Forums is only obsessed with Germans being destructive.

Same exact thing.

Yeah remember all those times France started two world wars out of buttpain, invaded neutral countries, genocided civilians by the tens of thousands, introduced chemical weapons and other unfathomable horrors, and destroyed ancient monuments and artefacts for the lulz?

Oh wait no because that never fucking happened.

neutral countries like 1066 britain

civillians like the millions of slaves in french colonies

chemical weapons like tear gas?

ancient monuments and artefacts like all the remains of Egyptian Steles in Paris?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Years'_War?wprov=sfla1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War?wprov=sfla1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleonic_Wars?wprov=sfla1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Indochina_War?wprov=sfla1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algerian_War?wprov=sfla1

Of course the Nazi crimes are an exception but claiming that Germans were otherwise more warlike or destructive than other nations is retarded.

I want to make love to the ottoman empire

>German autism and Baltic savagery

A weapon to surpass MetalGear™

Actually, it is. Kaiser Willy was definitely an autists and there's strong case to believe that Moltke the Younger and Luddendorf had at least Asperger's.

>Actually, it is.

I meant it's not.

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If youre in love with a nation which isnt your own, youre a cuck and a traitor

Yes. And it hurts.
Every. Single. Day. God damn you Germany, fuck your idealism. For ONCE.