That'll be zero point zero zero zero nine eight seven five bitcoin please

That'll be zero point zero zero zero nine eight seven five bitcoin please

500 sats please

>How much a a kiss, babe?

Talk in sats dumb roastie

1 Bitbean sir

>a a kiss

ew get away you freak and take your digimonbites with you weirdo

You mean 98750 sats? Why so autismal, user?

>That'll be 18 Washingtons please

Face it, bitcoin is wealth storage and LTC will be for transactions

That'll be 12,43 dollars.
>proceed to insert card that takes money from my crypto wallet, convert it to dollars, and send them to the store
Thanks, have a nice day.

It would take decades for stores/banks/people to get used to a new currency and stuff.
Smart people will still talk and buy stuff with dollars price tag, but they'll pay with cryptocurrencies. That's all.

fuck you nigger go away. satoshi is ashamed of you.

Fuck you

Fuck, are you serious? That's way too much. How about now?
>zero point zero zero zero nine nine two
Sorry babe I'm not going to sell at the dip. Let me just wait a minute .

>that'll be .00003--
>hold on the exchange rate changed
>that'll be .0000032--
>hold on, looks like the rate changed again
>that'll be .00000320--
>hold on

Does the price in store changes every hour with the dollar rate?

There won't be human cashiers by the time crypto is the norm. Place that still use human cashiers would be the last few places still taking cash.

>things that will never happen

btc averyage daily volatility is more than that the usd experiences in a year

or
9876 sats. simple right?

>100 sats for 1 hour
>1000 for the complete night

>what is LN

>sorry sir you'll need to purchase additional items to get the total to 1 sat

Hahahaha this is fucking hilarious and why BTC will never be used for transactions.

>tfw one day I'll buy my groceries with 150 sats

>sorry sir our credit machines are experiencing delays
>(bitcoin gets pumped up)
>so your diet pepsi soda will come to 1 bitcoin
>do you have an optimum points card sir?

Everything can just be talked about in terms of sats if BTC really does go to $10k a pop and beyond

Fucking kek

there won't be an "exchange rate" when BTC becomes the world currency
everything will just cost bitcoin

>there are people in 2017 who are surprised that a revolutionary currency that is less than a decade old has wild price fluctuations

As much as I love my BTC being worth 4k, I really hate the fact that so many fucking normies and idiots have come into this market. I've cashed out enough now to where I want the market to crash so these normies can lose everything and neck themselves.

fuck scrote...get out of the sun

All I need is five minutes

This. A typical meal will cost 100 satoshis in the future, screencap this.

LTC is a trascoin lmao.

Uhh, no.

>is
>will be
>the same thing

Wew

>buying your groceries at an ATH
>not waiting for the dip
Don't be stupid guy, a couple weeks without food and water isn't going to kill you

never buy at an ATH

what if it hits 1 million? then were all fucked

>987 uBTC please

wow you're stupid

I think you may have things a little mixed up, my friend!

.0000032 and .00000320 are the same thing you fucking retarded idiot.

Whatya mean the bread cost 500 sats just last week it was 100.

Muh stable store of value.

ecuse me sir i need yall to head back to the counter for 3 confirmations until we can let u on ur way

>It would take decades for stores/banks/people to get used to a new currency and stuff.
Nigga it took a year at most from dutch guilder > euro. Even all the old people stopped mentally converting after 5 years.

hahahahahahahaha

pic related, it's the queue to counter 3

>implying

That'll be 50 satoshi please.

If you buy groceries at an ATH of Bitcoin, it means you're SELLING your Bitcoin for groceries - selling at an ATH.

Lol cashiers will have been long replaced by robots when btc is our global world currency

This. Last time I talked to one was 2 years ago or so.

>what's mili btc
>what's micro btc
>what's a satoshi

force the adoption by always asking if shops accept bitcoin first (like debit cards in the early days), then revert to alternative payment method if not.

at some point they'll catch on, or lose out.

>t. Nigger

kek

x10? no sen..

>smart enough to own crypto
>not smart enough to get the store delivery, buy in-app, or use store pickup

>do you take digibytes?

>"Honey did you hear that? This guy in front of us wants to pay with something called Digibyes!"

>oh thats okay i'd prefer to pay with my BitBeans rewards card

>not just using millibits, microbits, nanobits, picobits, satoshis

>t. I don't understand how currency works or why bitcoin is volatile

buy high sell low, perfect strategy my friend

stuttershock

we use satoshi for this kind of things dumbo

Hello Bong.

>caring what niggers and other subhuman filth think