Is there a historical explanation why the french are such faggots?

Is there a historical explanation why the french are such faggots?

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geographical closeness to "Great" Britain

Is there a historical explanation why the english are so jealous of the french?

They are simply more civilized and cultured than other barbarian nations.

Yes, the Gallo-Roman province of Gaul was run over by German tribes, they then invented nobility and feudal society, with the Germans being the nobility and Frenchies the peasants. So Frenchies where working for their German overlords for roughly 1200 years until the French Revolution.
But then there is no way to get 1200 years of peasant breeding out of your system and hence they are cucked to this very day.

They have an inferiority complex about being the eternal cuckolds. French history is the history of France getting invaded, losing and all around being pathetic.

>un haut niveau de discours

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I don't know about you, but the French fought quite bravely in the Napoleonic wars and WWI, more bravely than the English who barely participated in those wars unless they had the backing of at least 3 major land powers and even then barely committing any of their own troops.

Yes i WWII they were pathetic, but it was more of a great tactical defeat than an unwillingness to continue fighting.

You surrendered to us in 2 weeks Hans


And don't forget lowly cuck that you call us Edilfranko(Noble Frank) cause we raped you so much that you view us as your superior

Our PANNONIAN BLOOD is invicible

Blue are the Gemans, Violet are French Rape babies

>people believe this

Holy shit, someone actually saved my OC.
Thanks, user. You made my day.

>implying
Fuck off anglo faggot

>buzzwords from /pol/
>implying Macron is not a perfect républicain

You (Germans) were always serfs unlike us(French)you were never a free people and you will never be one


Don't forget to elect Mama Merkel for her 6 (7?) mandate

oh, it is 'him' again

While we park shitskins in ghettos, you give your women to them


You're so nice(especially your women), Hans


Refugee welcome :)
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Napoleon? Charlemagne?

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>Nabulione & Karl
>An Italian and a German
Yay France!

Wasn't 1066 French people invading and conquering England?

(You)

The French culture came about during "Karl's" reign as the Frankish mixed with the Latin cultures. And Napoleon was a Corsican, but all his officers and soldiers were French.

No, those where Normans, Germanic master race from Scandinavia, just some more Germanics that took turf in France and made the gallo romans their serfs for perpetuity. Later they put the yoke on the Anglo and removed Kebab from Sicily and the holy land.

(You) x2

Qu'est-ce que tu viens de putain de dire à mon sujet, sale petite salope ? Je vais te faire savoir que je suis diplômé premier de ma classe dans les Navy Seals, et j'ai été impliqué dans de nombreuses frappes secrètes sur Al-Qaeda, et j'ai plus de 300 morts à mon compte. Je suis entraîné en gorille et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite des forces armées toutes entières des États-Unis. Tu n'es rien à mes yeux qu'une autre cible. Je vais te balayer à mort avec une précision des telles dont cette Terre n'a été le témoin, souviens-t'en bien. Tu crois pouvoir t'en tirer comme ça après m'avoir adressé cette merde, à moi, sur Internet ? Réfléchis à deux fois, enculé. En ce moment même, je suis en train de contacter mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les États-Unis d'Amérique et ton adresse IP est pistée tout de suite, alors tu ferais mieux de te préparer pour la tempête, sale petit asticot. La tempête qui balaiera cette petite chose pathétique que tu appelles ta vie. Tu es putain de mort, gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, n'importe quand, et je peux te tuer de plus de 700 manières, et ce juste à mains nues. Non seulement je suis entraîné en profondeur au combat à mains nues, mais j'ai aussi accès à l'arsenal entier du corps des marines des États-Unis, et je l'utiliserai à pleine mesure afin d'éliminer ton misérable petit cul hors de la face du continent, sale petite merde. Si seulement tu avais pu savoir quel châtiment profane ton petit commentaire "brillant" était sur le point de t'attirer, peut-être que tu aurais tenu ta putain de langue. Mais tu n'as pas pu, tu ne l'as pas fait, et maintenant tu en paies le prix, espèce de putain d'idiot. Je vais déverser ma fureur partout sur toi, et tu t'y noieras. Tu es putain de mort, gamin.

The Normans spoke French.

Kek

William was black haired and so was his son, dumb barbarian

Yeah, France was never called West Germania was it? France had to bring civilisation to those east of the rhine.

Ah oui celui-là c'est un vrai de vrai

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You mean being invaded 3 times in 2500 years?

Robert Curthose, Duke of Normandy, son of William the Conqueror (c.1054-1134)
"[A]lready considered as a youth of excellent courage... of tried prowess, though of SMALL STATURE and projecting belly... he was neither ill-made, nor deficient in eloquence, nor was he wanting in courage or resources of the mind."
From the Gesta Regum Anglorum of William of Malmesbury (c.1080-1143)

William II Rufus, King of England, son of William the Conqueror (c.1056-1100)
"[William's] complexion was florid; HIS HAIR YELLOW; of open countenance; eyes of changeable color, varying with certain glittering specks; of astonishing strength, though not very tall; and his belly rather projecting; of no eloquence, but remarkable for a hesitation of speech, especially when angry."
From the Gesta Regum Anglorum of William of Malmesbury (c.1080-1143)

Henry I, King of England, son of William the Conqueror, father of the Empress Maude (1167-1135)
"He was of middle stature, greater than the small, but exceeded by the very tall; HIS HAIR WAS BLACK and set back upon the forehead; his eyes mildly bright; his chest brawny; his body fleshy."
From the Gesta Regum Anglorum of William of Malmesbury (c.1080-1143)


Let's resume :
William had black hair, two out of three of his sons had non-nordic features, the one having nordic feature got it from his saxon mother

TRUELY THE VIKANGZ MASTER RACE

>William II Rufus, King of England, son of William the Conqueror (c.1056-1100)
"[William's] complexion was florid; HIS HAIR YELLOW; of open countenance; eyes of changeable color, varying with certain glittering specks; of astonishing strength, THOUGH NOT VERY TALL; and his belly rather projecting; of no eloquence, but remarkable for a hesitation of speech, especially when angry."
From the Gesta Regum Anglorum of William of Malmesbury (c.1080-1143)


My bad three out of his three sons had non nordic features

>ITT one (1) deeply disturbed frenchy arguing with himself about hair colors to {{{prove}}} his medieval conspiracy theory.
>implying hair colors mean anything at all

And so was Halfdan the Black, father of the first King of Norway

Likely he was a proud French then, mighty sons of Troy.

Most likely an French rape baby