Anytime I meet a girl who "likes history" she's always bluepilled as fuck

Anytime I meet a girl who "likes history" she's always bluepilled as fuck.

>Hitler was the bad guy during World War II
>The Crusades was Christians slaughtering innocent Muslims
>Race was invented in the 1800s
>Saddam Hussein did 9/11
>FDR "saved" the economy by taking away our gold
>Blacks invented peanut butter, gas mask, traffic light, and blood plasma
>Jesus never existed
>Einstein invented the atomic bomb
>Columbus was responsible for killing millions of Native Americans
>Native Americans were great environmentalists
>White settlers destroyed the buffalo
>Prohibition "didn't work"
>Richard Nixon expanded the Vietnam War
>The Founding Fathers believed in "separation of church and state"
>The Rosenbergs were innocent
>The 1950s were dull and boring
>Muslim terrorists are poor and uneducated and hate us because we support Israel
>Income tax is necessary to have a functioning society

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thats anyone who doesn't learn history outside of the public school system

I don't know how any history buff could be a liberal honestly

kill yourself

Some of that is true though.

"bluepilled" is codeword for "doesn't share my beliefs"

>Saddam Hussein did 9/11
There are people who believe this?

Fuck off faggot

Yes.

Why can't this board have mods
Why do summer gags have to exist

Don't bother replying but honestly think about the last time you talked to a girl face to face, let alone talked to a girl about history

>>Hitler was the bad guy during World War II
this is true though

Did you at least redpill her about Incas being superior to europeans?

The crusades killed hundreds of thousands of Christian Slavs

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OP posted this thread on on other boards such as /r9k/, obvious troll. Sage and ignore

>Columbus was responsible for killing millions of Native Americans
Well depending how many natives there were in the Caribbean this could be true. He was a tyrant and considered an asshole even in his day.

>Hitler was the bad guy during World War II
There are no good or bad guys, history is not a fairy tale
>The Crusades was Christians slaughtering innocent Muslims
Why do people bother themselves with question of someone's guilt in relation to history? Life is unjust, relax
>Race was invented in the 1800s
Stupid.
>Saddam Hussein did 9/11
Why?
>FDR "saved" the economy by taking away our gold
Well, FDR did what he had to preserve american society in its pre-crisis state
>>Columbus was responsible for killing millions of Native Americans
Not millions. But he definitely wasn't an angel
>Native Americans were great environmentalists
They weren't. They were survivalists.
>Prohibition "didn't work"
It didn't, since alcohol still was sold
>Richard Nixon expanded the Vietnam War
Wat
>>The Founding Fathers believed in "separation of church and state"
They didn't?
>The Rosenbergs were innocent
Probably not
>The 1950s were dull and boring
From which point of view?
>>Muslim terrorists are poor and uneducated and hate us because we support Israel
They are poor and uneducated. And one of the reasons for their hate against US is the support of Israel. Not the main reason, of course
>Income tax is necessary to have a functioning society
Because there has to be a way to fund the social programs. And social programs are one of the things that saved the west from communism

the main thing that annoys me is that half of these are correct.

>bluepilled
>Hitler was the bad guy during World War II
Stopped reading there.

>Saddam Hussein did 9/11
What the fugg

The proper reason Nixon is (rightly) accused of expanding the Vietnam war is his extension of the conflict to Cambodia and Laos. Contrarians use the typical revisionist smokescreen of insisting on the fact that he withdrew US troops and wanted to end the war ASAP, purposefully ignoring that he extended the conflict regardless. Some claim Cambodia was the most bombed country in history, but in any case the destabilization is directly responsible for the rise of the Khmer Rouge.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Freedom_Deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Lam_Son_719
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Plumbers
(the Pentagon papers detailed the activities of the Lyndon B. Johnson's administration, but Nixon tried to hush them because it damaged the war effort and he wanted the continue more or less in the same fashion.)

Of course the number one reason people hate Nixon for the Vietnam War is that he promised to end the war and instead he involved students etc who were previously exempt with his draft lottery. It felt like a stab in the fact for all the pacifist hippies who may have voted for him. Also because he didn't hurry to end the war after the Pentagon Papers.

>stab in the fact
stab in the back*

this

Girls don't like history. They just "like" it to impress guys

>Saddam Hussein did 9/11
This doesn't sound bluepilled, just stupid. I don't know anyone at all that believes this. Most liberals didn't even buy the WMD thing, there were mass anti war protests back in 2001-3.

The majority of the things you listed are true you absolute retard.

You just posted this bait thread on /r9k/ and /pol/

Saged & reported

>Hitler was the bad guy during
This is true. Stormcucks need to fuck off.

>There are people who believe this?

American conservatives during the Bush administration did. Otherwise, no.

Sup roasties

>Yes, but so was Stalin
>It was Latin's being retarded and fucking up Roman plans
>Less invented, more 'we're going to start focusing on using nationalism to hold states together now'
>Saudi's did it
>He saved it with public work programmes
>Debatable
>He did, but he was just a reformist jew
> How the hell can people be this dumb
> Debatable
> Natives drove heards off of cliffs, then just picked a few bodies
> Kinda
> It didn't
> He didn't
> Unsure
> They are
> It wasn't
> Yes, but it's also due to bombing them and their religion
> It is

Hey, an /r9k/ repost on Veeky Forums!

>hate us because we support Israel

this is correct though, stop supporting Israel.

Thanks