Without germans, we wouldn't have

The destruction of Europe

The best interracial cuckold porn

Bratwurst loaded up with sauerkraut

Why does that pig look so cute with a hat on?

Wagner; I loves me some Wagner

Scat Nazi cuck xD

Absolutely this. Both redeems Germany and inspires the madness of its destructors.

4 million poles in England

Major reason of brexit. :^)

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Daily germany hate threads on /int/ and Veeky Forums

buttblasted frogs and p*les shitting up this board

Targets.

WW I and WW II.

... landed on the moon
... nuclear fission

National socialism

Refugees

Duh, without Germany there would obviously be no wars & refugees in MENA

Lost the roman empire.

The catholic church would still be whole.

The world would have never seen the rise of existenialist, nihilistic or communist thought

The world would have never seen the rise of toxic realpolitik and logical positivism and pragmatism as guiding precepts which would eventually lead to the culimating events of WWI
>They would never had attempted to reform their shattered remains and then shit over everything in an autistic fit of rage and cause mass destruction not once, but twice

About the only thing that germans are good for are being the humorless automatons whose autism powers a lot of engineering. Beyond that, I suppose, is the fact when their cultural inferiority complex gets the better of them they rush off like lemmings to their own demise to the improvement of the world in general.

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>The catholic church would still be whole.
Nah. There were serious grass-roots reform movements before Luther. Not even talking about schismatics/"heretics" or whatever. There were the Moravians. Even Anglicans did incorporate some slightly more updated reforms. Luther got lucky with his timing, but the situation was ripe for a confrontation with the Church's corruption some how or another. If not Luther, there would have been someone else.

>t. a Roman Catholic

>being the humorless automatons whose autism powers a lot of engineering.
I'm an Amerifag, but for first study and now marriage reasons, I've lived in Germany for the last 7 years. This stereotype is not even offensive, it's just laughably out-dated (if it was even ever true) and wrong.

Modern chemistry, dozens of medicines/drugs, Bach, Mozart and pals (no Germany = Austria is Villayet Öztriya), a boatload of philosophers, like Kant (not personally a huge fan), as well as modern psychology and psychiatry (because again Austria would be nothing but a bunch of Ottoman rape babies eyeing their eunuch forefathers in disgust).

Also fresh pretzels, Hefeweizen and Schweinshaxe.

Paid Vacation. Thanks Adolf

A bunch of important science and quality art.
Hey, I hate stormfags too, but let's not go overboard and pretend that Germany hasn't contributed a lot of important things to civilization.

Problem is all of that would probably have happened anyway, especially the collapse of the empire and the catholic church.

Pregnant Anne Frank porn.

Then again, we'd have actual pregnant Anne Frank porn if it weren't for them so fuck Germany.

The immortal science of Marxism. Germany produced the GOAT philosopher.

>when you realize one of us could've fucked Anne Frank's pregnant granddaughter/great-granddaughter if it wasn't for the fucking Huns ruining everything

>Kant

I prefer Can

>tfw will never siphon Zyklon-B up her uteral canal thus making her womb into a gas chamber for her unborn child

Why even live.

t. Doc Mengele

You realize babies get their oxygen from the umbilical cord right?

will we ever be rid of you?

It'd be cool to see what happens regardless.

Germans didn't kill her, allies bombed the supply lines.

Notice how even in stories they tell about her she doesn't get gassed but starves to death toward the end of the war hmm...

If Based Drawfag does more, I'll take the pregnant Anne Frankposting exclusively to /pol/.

I'll be happy to compensate him financially for it too.

t-t-thanks

>Germans didn't kill her,
>they arrested her
>they locked her up in a hogpen that wouldn't pass a health inspection in Africa
>they didn't give her proper medical care
>they kept her locked up until she wasted away
>W-WE DINDU NUFFIN

This is why my grandfather had no regrets about killing you Kraut swine. He only wished that he had killed more of you and ended the war sooner.

Also,

>allies bombed the supply lines

lol nice copout faggot

Bomber Harris did nothing wrong

Fuck off, dishonest /pol/shit. It's likely that she died of typhus and Nazi Germans are solely responsible for this.

the glorious american midwest

millions and millions of whites dead.

thanks germany wow!!!

>killing fellow white men
Looks like you inherited the cuck genes

>invades Poland, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Norway, Denmark, Yugoslavia, Greece, and the USSR
>bombs civilian populations in each one
>plans to annex and assimilate large chunks of many of these countries
>gets bombed back
>"M-my white brother! Stop attacking us!"

>when you realize one of us could be Anne Frank's pregnant granddaughter/great-granddaughter getting fucked like crazy by horny af Veeky Forumsfags if it wasn't for the fucking Huns

>cuck genes

Hardly, he was one of the toughest men I've known. A free and kind man too. Didn't take shit from anyone and never gave it either. He was better man than you. Hell, he was a better man than me. God, I miss him.

Until you realize ............................

Germany was pushed - forced into that war by the surrounding powers -- as an EXCUSE to invade, take over the BANKING system, Economy, unite Europe into 1 economy/nation-block, AND because Germany proved in WWI that they could hold off if not beat All the surrounding Countries.
France, and Brittan were responsible for starting WWII

MAH
FUCKING
NIGGA

There are plenty other Yiddish-speaking Jews (or their grand-daughters) to fornicate with. I lost my virginity to a South African Jew whose father was born a refugee in China, and whose grandfather was gassed.

Was also going to mention Krautrock as a positive, but it's not everyone's cup of tea... I love me some Amon Düül.

>Meanwhile in America
>Indians are only one or two generations removed from wholesale slaughter and forced evictions
>people with black skin are still routinely lynched for being 'uppity', forced to use totally separate buildings, buses, churches, etc. Can't even really fight in WW2 apart from a few timid 'experiments'
>Catholicism still seen as exotic and somehow untrustworthy
>retards can be lobotomized as living experiments, like it ain't a thang

Yes, it was certainly a battle between forces of pure light and pure dark. 16 year olds like you are so knowledgeable!

How'd her father wind up being born in China and how she wind up in SA?

Still not the same as getting to bone the one/the one's granddaughter.

Also this

>Can't even really fight in WW2 apart from a few timid 'experiments'

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/761st_Tank_Battalion_(United_States)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/366th_Infantry_Regiment_(United_States)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/332d_Expeditionary_Operations_Group

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>jet airplane
>what is Frank Whittle
If you're not meme'ing that is

wtf i love krauts now

... real turbojets

a completely ruined Europe which is a shell of its former self.

no they tried to stop that you dingus
they failed sadly

Future Days is literally the best album ever made

Have you tried Ash Ra Tempel my man? Also Agitation Free

Phallus Dei > Yeti > Rest

Moonshake is a work of art tbqh.

>Who's Hans von Ohain?
>What's the first flying jetplane?