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Aw shit I look like a putz now, I just like the big bronze dicks they wore okay?

JUST

>death within the first minutes
THIS PLEASES ME!

>Somali has entire cornucopia to himself
>Takes a sickle

This shit starts off great

I guess they feared the black warrior and his sickle of destruction

user, I...

>Pssssh....nothing personal....Gaijin

>killed by a halloween tier warrior

Such is life

See, this is what happens when you pick historical warrior instead of celebs, a complete fucking bloodbath.

>Spetsnaz takes a sickle
neat.

>Knight dies round 1
MY FUCKING BINGO

Muh Hussars survive the first day. Hopefully they'll do better then Mad Vlad.

>Fear Stronk Poland

>Navy seal with Sais
Wat

First Night, and the heavy hitters just die like flies.

I also like that pic of the Samurai

> What's this under my foot? OH!

Gladiator and Hissar are bros.

END OF DAY 1. RIP: Mongolian Horse Archer, Longbowman, Maori Warrior, Pirate, Landsknecht, Musketeer, Crusader Knight and Shaolin Monk.

Keep this up and this'll be one of the shortest ones.

Calling it now something gay is going to win. Either Mafia or Ninja.

>Knights fear the Hussar
>Shaolin Monks fear the Hussar
You can't stop the Memetrain.

>Gladiator
>Hussar
>Apache
Is the the A-Team?

The centurion died for him. Samurai looks like the main villain now.

Also: Fucking axis man.

God damn, that Centurion was a good man. Fucking Samurai is going to die. KILL HIM! KILL HIM DEAD!!!!!
>I'm not crying. I just had a bug fly into my eye.

Germanese love

Weeaboo s and wehraboos sitting on the tree

K
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What was samurai's line of thinking here?

And nothing interesting happens during the night, are they regrouping?

Course dude. The Samurai's the villain, and Spetsnax is looking like a wildcard. The rest are victim.

END OF DAY 2. RIP: Navy Seal, JUSTed Somali Pirate and too pure for this world Centurion.

Needed to test his sword

>Don't disrespect muh honor

>Samurai question his sanity
Who would of thought.

>Samurai straight up tries to force someone to kill others
>Kills that guy when he refuses
>Actually questions his own sanity because that brutal shit
I bet Spartan kills him for his crimes.

Come on guys, you kept such a good pace up previously, don't prance around telling shitty ghost stories about muh mythology

> Mamluk constantly tries to start fires

> or hunt for other tributes

Is he the ineffectual comedy relief bad guy muscle to the Samurai's evil villainy?

If you give them a moose and squirrel to chase, we'd be golden.

DO SOMETHING YOU BORING CUNTS

And that's Day 3: No one died because everyone's a pussy.

>Jaguar and Samurai talking
Oh fuck, is this a betrayal I see?

>Hussar travels to higher ground
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE!

N-NANI?

I'm so sorry user, the A-team, they... *sniff*

There's only the Apache left now....

Also, what the fuck is with the Ghost stories?

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WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HYPED?

to match the sickle cell

SPARTAN WILL KILL SAMURAI
MARK MY FUCKING WORDS

And that's day 4. RIP Hussar and Gladiator, you died like true heroes.

Well guess I'm a Nazi now

WAS MAMLUK THE TRUE BAD GUY ALL ALONG?

Also, Spartan vengeance is fucking coming down

>Jaguar has become a traitor with Samurai
>Apache is all alone, all his friends are dead
>He thinks of home
F-Fug

SPARTAN MUST REDEEM US

Don't worry, karma arrived

He's about to make a comeback user, starting with that Nazi sympathiser.

Spartan is fucking deadly, dude.

And Jesus Christ Mamluk has turned full evil.

> First slices Samurai like a Kebab.
> Then Strangles the Ninja with a rope.

If this turns into a mano-y-mano between Spartan and Mamluk, I'll be very happy.

Mamluk must really hate Japs

>Viking and Spartan kill The A Team
>Spartan tries to kill The Viking

Their alliance is OVER

I TOLD YOU GUYS SPETSNAZ WAS A WILDCARD!

Who'll get just revenge now though?

Apache shall forgive Viking for his old ways and work together with him to kill Mamluk.

And Spetsnaz just KEEPS GOING!

Know this sim though, he'll probably eat some toxic berries and fucking mafia will come out victorious.

Watch Mafia win by accident.

Rooting for Apache now though.

FOLDED 1000 TIMES.

REVENGE! CATHARSIS! AHH THE SMELL!!

>inb4 Mafia wins

Apache v Spetsnaz finale

IT'S DOWN TO THE FINALS
APACHE HAS SMASHED LIKE THREE SKULLS BY NOW

Spetsnaz probably sees Mafia and Waffen SS fire, they are going to die tomorrow

Watch Mafia win

I FUCKIGN KNEW IT! Fuck this stupid anticlimactic sim.

Rooting for Apache now though. Both fucking SS and Shutterstock Mafia are completly killess.

who /apache/ here?

>Apache receives an explosive
>Spetznas steps on a landmine
Coincidence?

...

Why were they even in this game?

fucking useless cunts...

All in /Apache/
Wasn't in at first, but the plot demands it.

nigga

That was the worst ending to these I've ever seen.

>Be Apache
>Be humming in forest
>Just killed a man with a mace
>Just killed a man with a landmine
>Thinking about how to kill other two contestants
>Hear a victory song
>Other contestants die on their own
Confused_Indian.jpeg

>Apache hums
Apache orchestrated the whole thing

Fuck me I almost pissed myself.

> When all you have to do to win is sit quietly and hum while the two retards die by themselves...

Look at this shit. All the top ones have multiple kills. And then you got these two chucklefucks who lucked their way to the end and died by their own.

Apache did have the most kills though, deserved to win.
Spartan is close second place in my book.

wait didn't spetz kill seal? and they're from the same district?

Suggestion for the next game: Sino-Soviet border conflict

Only people from Russian and Chinese history allowed

so are ancient Chinese allowed?

I'd think so, yeah

Ok, then Catherine's horse

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gao Xianzhi
Korean immigrant general that lead China all the way to the Middle East

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Talas
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gao_Xianzhi

I demand gallowglass or flying columns.

Pokryshkin

At least the Apache won. He'll remember his friends fondly, and tell everyone else to suck his sweaty redman balls.

Qi Jiquan, hates jap pirates

I would like this smug bastard in the fight. Ivan seems happy for some reason.

Guys, I never said I was gonna run it. I was suggesting the other dude do so.