If Veeky Forums could prevent one event from taking place in Veeky Forumstory, Which one would it choose?

If Veeky Forums could prevent one event from taking place in Veeky Forumstory, Which one would it choose?
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Whatever it was that happened to the human brain that made men go

>Hmm, that hole on that man/woman is where feces comes out of. It's smelly, hairy, disgusting, unhygenic, and just generally unpleasant. BETTER STICK MY DICK IN THERE!

I would wager it was much less of a deep philosophizing you tried to paint it as, and more of a dude was in a rush and accidentally slipped it into the wrong hole, but realized it's not that much of a difference with the added bonus of not being out shit of luck if no women were present.

The assassination of Philip II of Macedon. That way the Macedonian empire is founded on much stabler footing.

That moment the male prostate evolved to be in the ass?

The moment when emus didn't capitalise on that victory to genocide strayans

The birth of Marx, defintely. Tankies need not reply

Christianity becoming the state religion of Rome, not even larping but I wish polytheism was still as widely spread.

When companies became international and the seperation of european country - european country wasn't as important as first world - third world

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand, obviously.