Mom is very sick and dying

>mom is very sick and dying
>need to buy her medication
>no money


whats the quickest way to make some money?

Suck 10 thousand dicks for one dollar each

if it was easy then everyone would be doing it

but you can also donate blood/plasma/sperm, sell some junk on ebay/craigslist

or simply rob a bank

Let her die

where can i sell blood? i have nothing worthy of selling at this point but my blood.

Robbing a bank isn't amateur hour
Easiest thing to do is rob drug dealers
Fuckers carry so much cash on them
Just make sure you're robbing small time white kids not spics or Niggers with ties to big gangs and cartels

no quick way, just say goodbye to mom

No he should make his mom suck 10k dicks, it's her life on the line.

i feel you user, go all in on zrx right now

i shall see you in lambo land

You'd make an ill woman suck 10k dicks shame on you user i thought you knew better

>tries to sell blood
>has AIDS

Pools closed

pimp your mom

Surprised there are no btc adresses posted yet

How much

fuck yo mama
literally
then sell the sex tape

around 5000 dollars. i need to take her to a hospital but cant afford it.

make a go fund me and post it on facebook to your friends

...

i have zero friends. does go fund me need audience? i have no one.

kneepads, OP

Take her to the ER or free clinic and just don't pay it off. If you're poor already, who cares about more debt if your mom is alive. Tell me when you get the price of meds themselves.

well youll need some way to spread it around and get strangers to donate then

they dont accept her i tried it. they ask for the money first.

how can i do that?

After you get the money, let her die and buy signatum instead. Bittrex soon.

idk

put up flyers in your neighborhood maybe

get some high school kids to do a car wash or bake drive or something

i dont want your money i just asked how can i make quick money since this is Veeky Forums board

Break her leg then or say she has extreme pain, can't refuse her then

let me guess. youre not american?

Can she travel? Are you able to round up enough money for a plane tickets?
Fly her to Britain, we have health tourism. I'm sure the tax payer won't mind, every other fucker does it.

unfortunately i cant afford that kind of travel

Sell half of your crypto portfolio

Accept her death and meaningless of existance.

Crowdfund her medication. There are many websites where you can post the story and try to get people to donate.

There was also an OP on here talking about donating bitcoins. Go to him. Get your mom her meds.

read

Make an indie gogo like the ones that have succeeded people love throwing their cash away on there

rob food delivery people. they carry lot's of cash and are usually illegal immigrants.

read

You don't need IRL friends to get crowd funding going.

it too late to find people for me

Have mom commit felony; say pretend to have a bomb to rob a bank. Walk out of bank and sit on pavement to wait for police.

>mfw Prisoners get free health care

cant move her

Sperm donor

sent ;)